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September 20, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
Snow??? In September??? wtf??? That aside, all is......not well exactly, but moving along. I know more about what's going on now, got to see a LOT of country on the drive up, and am now entering the second week of training as a "hick" (human intelligence collector). Today was the land nav course; woot! Soon to start secret squirrel type stuff. Also woot. I miss my wife, my cats, and my Mustang.....in that order. And just because cross-stitch wasn't girly enough, I've also taken up knitt...
September 20, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
Snow??? In September??? wtf??? That aside, all is......not well exactly, but moving along. I know more about what's going on now, got to see a LOT of country on the drive up, and am now entering the second week of training as a "hick" (human intelligence collector). Today was the land nav course; woot! Soon to start secret squirrel type stuff. Also woot. I miss my wife, my cats, and my Mustang.....in that order. And just because cross-stitch wasn't girly enough, I've also taken up knitt...
September 6, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
Just when I was starting to get some free time to blog and whatnot again...... WHAM!!!!!!!!! Two days notice, you're going to UTAH to train with a national guard unit at sunny Camp Williams. (just south of SLC) You'll be TDY en route to your next duty station, so you're not coming back. You're not going to be there long enough to take your wife. Crap. I was supposed to pack up last night, clear Ft. Huachuca (Az.) today, and leave tommorow morning early, possibly starting class on ...
September 6, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
Just when I was starting to get some free time to blog and whatnot again...... WHAM!!!!!!!!! Two days notice, you're going to UTAH to train with a national guard unit at sunny Camp Williams. (just south of SLC) You'll be TDY en route to your next duty station, so you're not coming back. You're not going to be there long enough to take your wife. Crap. I was supposed to pack up last night, clear Ft. Huachuca (Az.) today, and leave tommorow morning early, possibly starting class on ...
August 17, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
If one person calls you a jackass, don't worry too much about it. If five people call you a jackass, start shopping for a saddle.
August 17, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
If one person calls you a jackass, don't worry too much about it. If five people call you a jackass, start shopping for a saddle.
August 13, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
I've had an idea kicking around in my head for awhile, and thought I'd bounce it off of you guys. I was thinking about a book on suicide. Not one of those cutsey little self-help/prevention books though. More like one of the for Dummies or Idiot's Guide books, although I definitely don't want to make it a how to book. I was thinking more along the lines of writing about it historically, trivia, various methods, anecdotal tales, suicide in pop culture, assisted suicide, even a section of...
August 13, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
I've had an idea kicking around in my head for awhile, and thought I'd bounce it off of you guys. I was thinking about a book on suicide. Not one of those cutsey little self-help/prevention books though. More like one of the for Dummies or Idiot's Guide books, although I definitely don't want to make it a how to book. I was thinking more along the lines of writing about it historically, trivia, various methods, anecdotal tales, suicide in pop culture, assisted suicide, even a section of...
August 12, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
Now if that's not a grabber line, what is? I had surprise flag detail up on post this evening, so by the time I got home, I didn't feel like making a serious meal. End result? I made peach salsa and kicked back to watch Johnny Depp die a bad bad death in Nightmare on Elm Street on AMC. Damn he looks young in that.......But then who wouldn't after being sucked into their bed and pureed by Freddy? Peach salsa, how do you make that you say? Here's the Nbs version. Take about 3 or 4 peac...
August 12, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
Now if that's not a grabber line, what is? I had surprise flag detail up on post this evening, so by the time I got home, I didn't feel like making a serious meal. End result? I made peach salsa and kicked back to watch Johnny Depp die a bad bad death in Nightmare on Elm Street on AMC. Damn he looks young in that.......But then who wouldn't after being sucked into their bed and pureed by Freddy? Peach salsa, how do you make that you say? Here's the Nbs version. Take about 3 or 4 peac...
August 1, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
Does Home Depot sell pitch and gopher wood? I've been hearing since early July that it's monsoon season here in Arizona. LIARS!!!!!! It arrived last week. Gather the scorpions and the centipedes two by two and place them in an ark. It's unreal. Temperatures in the 60s instead of the hundreds, clouds everywhere, I can finally remember the color green, and oh yeah, we've got that.....what do ya call it? Water from the sky stuff. It's doesn't rain all that much, just a few inches, but i...
August 1, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
Does Home Depot sell pitch and gopher wood? I've been hearing since early July that it's monsoon season here in Arizona. LIARS!!!!!! It arrived last week. Gather the scorpions and the centipedes two by two and place them in an ark. It's unreal. Temperatures in the 60s instead of the hundreds, clouds everywhere, I can finally remember the color green, and oh yeah, we've got that.....what do ya call it? Water from the sky stuff. It's doesn't rain all that much, just a few inches, but i...
July 25, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
So two penguins are sitting on an ice floe, and one turns to the other one startled. "Oh, you surprised me, I thought you were wearing a tuxedo." The second penguin turns back to the first one and says, "Well, how do you know I'm not?" Anyways, I've finally got a place to live. It's a little group of houses (or a town of sorts,) clustered around a highway and what used to be a mile wide river, called Hereford. But here's the sweet part.......I'm living in a double wide. Put th...
July 25, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
So two penguins are sitting on an ice floe, and one turns to the other one startled. "Oh, you surprised me, I thought you were wearing a tuxedo." The second penguin turns back to the first one and says, "Well, how do you know I'm not?" Anyways, I've finally got a place to live. It's a little group of houses (or a town of sorts,) clustered around a highway and what used to be a mile wide river, called Hereford. But here's the sweet part.......I'm living in a double wide. Put th...
May 26, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
Or in the words of the worst end to a trilogy outside of a George Lucas film, "Everytime I think I'm out..............." If you missed my short lived rant in my last article, I am now a failure as a musician. Woot. End result? Washed out of the School of Music, you know the stuff, but you need experience. Try to get some on the job training for a year or so and come back and you should ace it............ Right. And we need you to come in on a Saturday.........that'd be great......... ...