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January 13, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
Here I am at last in beautiful, scenic Norfolk at Little Creek Amphibious Base. Woot! I'm tired and sore but here. And I've use the Gideon approach to blogging to solve the no computer problem. Run for state representative, and blog at the library. Life here is peaches and cream, but I got totally snafued by Dallas MEPS. My orders were all of about two lines long, and I got sent to Ft. Eustis, 40 miles away, and not even assigned to a unit. Heh. After valiant striving by the staff duty of ...
January 13, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
Here I am at last in beautiful, scenic Norfolk at Little Creek Amphibious Base. Woot! I'm tired and sore but here. And I've use the Gideon approach to blogging to solve the no computer problem. Run for state representative, and blog at the library. Life here is peaches and cream, but I got totally snafued by Dallas MEPS. My orders were all of about two lines long, and I got sent to Ft. Eustis, 40 miles away, and not even assigned to a unit. Heh. After valiant striving by the staff duty of ...
January 9, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
Here ya go, a whiny rant. ARRRRRRRRGHHHHH!!!!!! I've worked so hard to keep my blog sitting comfortably at number 11!!!!! (Which thanks to Spinal Tap, holds special meaning for me.........) And now as I go off to "band camp." (Did yours have drill sergeants?) I know.......I know, my points are going to slip away again. Between not having a computer of my own there, and eating, breathing, and sleeping in a practice room I'll ne'er blog again.........sigh. I can almost feel my skin getting p...
January 9, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
Here ya go, a whiny rant. ARRRRRRRRGHHHHH!!!!!! I've worked so hard to keep my blog sitting comfortably at number 11!!!!! (Which thanks to Spinal Tap, holds special meaning for me.........) And now as I go off to "band camp." (Did yours have drill sergeants?) I know.......I know, my points are going to slip away again. Between not having a computer of my own there, and eating, breathing, and sleeping in a practice room I'll ne'er blog again.........sigh. I can almost feel my skin getting p...
January 9, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
Another damned packing list. Let's see, two murderers, two commiters of fornication, two pagans condemned to limbo.......... Too much dante? I'm getting ready to go back to AIT again, and after a great deal of waffling, MEPS decided I would not be driving, but would in fact be flying. Therefore I get to pack one duffel bag, and a very small carry-on. Woot. Doing the prior service thing, so I should get to wear civies some, and get a reissue of all my army gear, but I don't trust it...
January 9, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
Another damned packing list. Let's see, two murderers, two commiters of fornication, two pagans condemned to limbo.......... Too much dante? I'm getting ready to go back to AIT again, and after a great deal of waffling, MEPS decided I would not be driving, but would in fact be flying. Therefore I get to pack one duffel bag, and a very small carry-on. Woot. Doing the prior service thing, so I should get to wear civies some, and get a reissue of all my army gear, but I don't trust it...
January 6, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
We know everything about you. Your phone number, your drivers license, your bank account, credit card number, home address. We know if you're married, how many cars you have, if you're cheating on your wife, hitting your kids, doing drugs. We know that. We know where you work. We know when you're home, and when you're away. Are we some super secret national security agency? Hell no, Homeland Security's got nothing on us. We deliver your pizza, and we know where you live. Plus they don't g...
January 6, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
We know everything about you. Your phone number, your drivers license, your bank account, credit card number, home address. We know if you're married, how many cars you have, if you're cheating on your wife, hitting your kids, doing drugs. We know that. We know where you work. We know when you're home, and when you're away. Are we some super secret national security agency? Hell no, Homeland Security's got nothing on us. We deliver your pizza, and we know where you live. Plus they don't g...
December 31, 2005 by Spc Nobody Special
I found my clarinet. I walked into a pawn shop yesterday and there it was. It glowed with a light from heaven and called my name. Wow. Not bad for seventy-five dollars. It's an old Carl Fischer (am I spelling that right?) wooden B-flat. Very nice. The cork's actually in great shape and the pads? Meh.........they could stand to be redone. Plus a couple of the springs need a little adjusting. It cleaned up and polished beautifully though. It also has a nice tone when not acted upon by user ...
December 31, 2005 by Spc Nobody Special
I found my clarinet. I walked into a pawn shop yesterday and there it was. It glowed with a light from heaven and called my name. Wow. Not bad for seventy-five dollars. It's an old Carl Fischer (am I spelling that right?) wooden B-flat. Very nice. The cork's actually in great shape and the pads? Meh.........they could stand to be redone. Plus a couple of the springs need a little adjusting. It cleaned up and polished beautifully though. It also has a nice tone when not acted upon by user ...
December 31, 2005 by Spc Nobody Special
Well, it's that time again. Time to pull out the grand ideals and lie yourself silly. As if you really believed yourself anyways. Let's see how I fared on last years resolutions. 1. Eat out no more than once a week. Ennnnh. Thank you for playing. Care to try again next year? 2. Stay able to wear the same pair of pants. Surprisingly succeeded here, although for a little while there, said pants were suffering from a great deal of stress. 3. Run two thousand miles this year. (see...
December 31, 2005 by Spc Nobody Special
Well, it's that time again. Time to pull out the grand ideals and lie yourself silly. As if you really believed yourself anyways. Let's see how I fared on last years resolutions. 1. Eat out no more than once a week. Ennnnh. Thank you for playing. Care to try again next year? 2. Stay able to wear the same pair of pants. Surprisingly succeeded here, although for a little while there, said pants were suffering from a great deal of stress. 3. Run two thousand miles this year. (see...
December 29, 2005 by Spc Nobody Special
Well, you can tack the Spc back onto Spc NBS. I'm DEPed (delayed entry) back into the Army. I get to leave for beautiful Norfolk, Virginia on the 11th. Unsurprisingly, recruiter said it was stripes for skills, so naturally it's not. No easy promotion for me. Was told I would have the option of travelling by POV and my personal stuff/army gear, (yeah, right) so instead I get flown there with nothing but my overnight bag. I can however ship it myself out of pocket, or fly back and drive ...
December 29, 2005 by Spc Nobody Special
Well, you can tack the Spc back onto Spc NBS. I'm DEPed (delayed entry) back into the Army. I get to leave for beautiful Norfolk, Virginia on the 11th. Unsurprisingly, recruiter said it was stripes for skills, so naturally it's not. No easy promotion for me. Was told I would have the option of travelling by POV and my personal stuff/army gear, (yeah, right) so instead I get flown there with nothing but my overnight bag. I can however ship it myself out of pocket, or fly back and drive ...
December 26, 2005 by Spc Nobody Special
This is NBS, reporting all the made up news that is news, here at JU. December 26, Los Angeles. Today, in the Christmas spirit of forgiveness, Californian Democrats entered a bill to have notorious Crips founder Tookie Williams brought back from the dead. Tookie Williams, a one-time weight lifter power lifter in the class of Arnold Swarzenheger, was convicted in 1981 of killing several men at a 7-11, and at a Los Angles motel, and was killed by lethal injection on December 13th of this ye...