Next time you watch the olympics, take a close look at the marathon runners face. Look familiar...No? Try walking into a drug rehab or a homeless shelter where they're not to picky about letting in junkies. Why do we run? Is it that competitive edge, the joy of outdoors, or just the potential to someday be skinnier than Sgt. Dissapears When You Look at Him Sideways.\ HELL NO! You do it because it gets you high. Don't believe the science version of naturally released dopamines and i...

I love deer, really....One of my earliest movie experiences was a showing of Bambi when I was tiny in the 70's. I like deer aesthetically, there graceful...elegant, they go well in chili or on a sandwich. But this time, it's the deer who declared war on me. Given the fact that Copperas Cove, Tx. is just outside of Ft. Hood, it is still a nice place to live....a bit draconian from ex-military law enforcement and councilmen, but nice. But much like the people of The Village Link the dee...

While watching a movie called village, Eight dollars my wallet was pillaged, Not even a laugh, From huge porcupine wrath, Hey M. Night, where the hell was Bruce Willage?

Here goes, if you haven't seen this movie......see it. Or I'll unleash the squirrels on you. There once was a hero named Ash, Who had style and a lot of panache, He traveled through time, And delivered one liners, And fought with a foe quite bad Ash. His weapons were cool and were grand, 12 gauge boomstick and chainsaw right hand, King of the B movies, It's awesome and groovy, Kill deadites and unite the land. Hail to the King Baby.

So, a Baptist, a Catholic, a Mormon, a cop, an Aggie, George W., John Kerry, Santa Claus, the Easter bunny, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "What is this, some kind of a joke?" Ahhh....now you're warmed up for the pain...... As a few of you know, I'm training up for a marathon, so I went for a little eight mile run through deer invested suburbia this morning. (insomuch as Copperas Cove is a suberb of Ft. Hood snort ) Mile one, do...

Here's an awesome site called 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the army. You'll laugh your ass off. P.S. Never, never give skippy any of your hair....or a mouse. Link

Day 4 Got up this morning, relaxed, made waffles, went down to the store. The evil deer coalition has been temporarily crippled by u.d. (united deer) talks. The dumb bastards foolishly feel that force is harmful to good feelings, and that they can talk me out of my terrorist speciest movement. Hostile actions have been temporarily halted while the deer send in sympathetic radical cleri...I mean, humans to negotiate, leaving me free to replenish my Al Copperas Cove Army. Renforcements fr...

Day 2 Everything is quiet. Tinfoil hats continue to hold, but not nearly as big a help as the burglar bars. They made a rush about two a.m., but it was just a harassment probe. Eating poptarts half a pack at a time to conserve food. Today we jugged the water from the toilet, just in case....wished we'd flushed first. It reminds me of Dawn of the Dead, (the old one, didn't see the new one) where a small group is holed up in a mall, seperated from dozens of milling, brain munching zombies...

Good evening sports fans, this is NOT Howard Kossell, and welcome to today, Friday the 13. Yes, and long considered to be one of the most dangerous days to step foot outside of your home. Many people associate the bad luck with Good Friday, and the 13th apostle, Judas, who betrayed Jesus to death with a kiss. Other stories include the conspiracy outlined in The DaVinci Code in which hundreds of years ago, the Pope, using sealed orders opened at the same time on Friday the 13th, to slaugh...

Day 1 Got up about four, tried to leave the house at five for P.T. They were waiting. Almost made it to the car before they struck. The mule deer. They ambushed me, must have been at least seven or eight of them. Lost a little blood, but I'm ok. Plenty of food and water. I can see them from the bedroom window. They're watching......always watching. Tried to call in deathly sick to work. Platoon sgt. didn't buy it. Send my squad leader to get me, not much left.....just his boots and some...