Holy crap, it that today?
Published on August 13, 2004 By Spc Nobody Special In Humor
Good evening sports fans, this is NOT Howard Kossell, and welcome to today, Friday the 13. Yes, and long considered to be one of the most dangerous days to step foot outside of your home. Many people associate the bad luck with Good Friday, and the 13th apostle, Judas, who betrayed Jesus to death with a kiss.

Other stories include the conspiracy outlined in The DaVinci Code in which hundreds of years ago, the Pope, using sealed orders opened at the same time on Friday the 13th, to slaughter the entire Holy Order of the Rosicrucians, one of the most powerful, and mystical branches of the Church. Since the deaths of literally thousands of these knight/priests died on the same day throughout Europe, many at the stake, the day has been forever marred with misfortune.

However, I have ventured out on Friday the 13th for years, and I've never run into any trouble.....until I ran into that guy with the hockey mask, and he cut off my head. So if you're at home, stay at home, and if you're at work......watch out for Jason.

Comments
on Aug 13, 2004
It's only 9:30 am and it's already been a great day for me!
on Aug 13, 2004
It ain't over yet! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
on Aug 13, 2004
You could be right. I feel kinda weird today. Not like myself. I actually called someone on here an asshole. You think that'll come back to bite me in the butt?
on Aug 13, 2004
No problems for me today and its 4:07PM...so, I think I'll survive....hopefully,

~Zoo
on Aug 13, 2004
They only come out at night! MUHAHAHAHAHA.....no, that's enough, I'm good.
on Aug 13, 2004
Too cute...guess what movie my daughters decided they HAD to watch this afternoon??  
on Aug 13, 2004

I actually called someone on here an asshole.

Who?  I want to see!  my girl kicked some butt!

Friday the 13th has stymied me...it started at 0545 when Dave called to say that the plane couldn't leave Greenland because in bad weather...now he probably won't be home until Sunday

Oh well...I think I'll eat some chocolate and go get drunk instead.

on Aug 13, 2004
Dharmagrl: You did get your Friday the 13th, huh? I'm thinking maybe I should watch out . . . maybe my good news is just a trick to lure me into complacency before something truly disastrous happens! I'm afraid! . . . I'm sorta afraid!

What you need, is some chocolate liquor like Godiva. Mmmmm . . . chocolate and alcohol . . .
on Aug 13, 2004
So if you're at home, stay at home, and if you're at work......watch out for Jason.


Hehe, ahh I found this article somewhat reassuring hehe! I think I'm safe, only an hour to go! I bet I just tempted fate, I'll come back in an hour to let you know I'm still alive.....*goes and hides under bed*