Spc Nobody Special's Articles In Humor
August 5, 2004 by Spc Nobody Special
Next time you watch the olympics, take a close look at the marathon runners face. Look familiar...No? Try walking into a drug rehab or a homeless shelter where they're not to picky about letting in junkies. Why do we run? Is it that competitive edge, the joy of outdoors, or just the potential to someday be skinnier than Sgt. Dissapears When You Look at Him Sideways.\ HELL NO! You do it because it gets you high. Don't believe the science version of naturally released dopamines and i...
August 5, 2004 by Spc Nobody Special
Next time you watch the olympics, take a close look at the marathon runners face. Look familiar...No? Try walking into a drug rehab or a homeless shelter where they're not to picky about letting in junkies. Why do we run? Is it that competitive edge, the joy of outdoors, or just the potential to someday be skinnier than Sgt. Dissapears When You Look at Him Sideways.\ HELL NO! You do it because it gets you high. Don't believe the science version of naturally released dopamines and i...
August 7, 2004 by Spc Nobody Special
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August 7, 2004 by Spc Nobody Special
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August 12, 2004 by Spc Nobody Special
Day 1 Got up about four, tried to leave the house at five for P.T. They were waiting. Almost made it to the car before they struck. The mule deer. They ambushed me, must have been at least seven or eight of them. Lost a little blood, but I'm ok. Plenty of food and water. I can see them from the bedroom window. They're watching......always watching. Tried to call in deathly sick to work. Platoon sgt. didn't buy it. Send my squad leader to get me, not much left.....just his boots and some...
August 12, 2004 by Spc Nobody Special
Day 1 Got up about four, tried to leave the house at five for P.T. They were waiting. Almost made it to the car before they struck. The mule deer. They ambushed me, must have been at least seven or eight of them. Lost a little blood, but I'm ok. Plenty of food and water. I can see them from the bedroom window. They're watching......always watching. Tried to call in deathly sick to work. Platoon sgt. didn't buy it. Send my squad leader to get me, not much left.....just his boots and some...
August 10, 2004 by Spc Nobody Special
I love deer, really....One of my earliest movie experiences was a showing of Bambi when I was tiny in the 70's. I like deer aesthetically, there graceful...elegant, they go well in chili or on a sandwich. But this time, it's the deer who declared war on me. Given the fact that Copperas Cove, Tx. is just outside of Ft. Hood, it is still a nice place to live....a bit draconian from ex-military law enforcement and councilmen, but nice. But much like the people of The Village Link the dee...
August 10, 2004 by Spc Nobody Special
I love deer, really....One of my earliest movie experiences was a showing of Bambi when I was tiny in the 70's. I like deer aesthetically, there graceful...elegant, they go well in chili or on a sandwich. But this time, it's the deer who declared war on me. Given the fact that Copperas Cove, Tx. is just outside of Ft. Hood, it is still a nice place to live....a bit draconian from ex-military law enforcement and councilmen, but nice. But much like the people of The Village Link the dee...
August 8, 2004 by Spc Nobody Special
While watching a movie called village, Eight dollars my wallet was pillaged, Not even a laugh, From huge porcupine wrath, Hey M. Night, where the hell was Bruce Willage?
August 8, 2004 by Spc Nobody Special
While watching a movie called village, Eight dollars my wallet was pillaged, Not even a laugh, From huge porcupine wrath, Hey M. Night, where the hell was Bruce Willage?
August 6, 2004 by Spc Nobody Special
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August 6, 2004 by Spc Nobody Special
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August 22, 2004 by Spc Nobody Special
So, a Baptist, a Catholic, a Mormon, a cop, an Aggie, George W., John Kerry, Santa Claus, the Easter bunny, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "What is this, some kind of a joke?" Ahhh....now you're warmed up for the pain...... As a few of you know, I'm training up for a marathon, so I went for a little eight mile run through deer invested suburbia this morning. (insomuch as Copperas Cove is a suberb of Ft. Hood snort ) Mile one, do...
August 22, 2004 by Spc Nobody Special
So, a Baptist, a Catholic, a Mormon, a cop, an Aggie, George W., John Kerry, Santa Claus, the Easter bunny, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "What is this, some kind of a joke?" Ahhh....now you're warmed up for the pain...... As a few of you know, I'm training up for a marathon, so I went for a little eight mile run through deer invested suburbia this morning. (insomuch as Copperas Cove is a suberb of Ft. Hood snort ) Mile one, do...
August 20, 2004 by Spc Nobody Special
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