Now if that's not a grabber line, what is? I had surprise flag detail up on post this evening, so by the time I got home, I didn't feel like making a serious meal. End result? I made peach salsa and kicked back to watch Johnny Depp die a bad bad death in Nightmare on Elm Street on AMC. Damn he looks young in that.......But then who wouldn't after being sucked into their bed and pureed by Freddy? Peach salsa, how do you make that you say? Here's the Nbs version. Take about 3 or 4 peac...

Now if that's not a grabber line, what is? I had surprise flag detail up on post this evening, so by the time I got home, I didn't feel like making a serious meal. End result? I made peach salsa and kicked back to watch Johnny Depp die a bad bad death in Nightmare on Elm Street on AMC. Damn he looks young in that.......But then who wouldn't after being sucked into their bed and pureed by Freddy? Peach salsa, how do you make that you say? Here's the Nbs version. Take about 3 or 4 peac...

Does Home Depot sell pitch and gopher wood? I've been hearing since early July that it's monsoon season here in Arizona. LIARS!!!!!! It arrived last week. Gather the scorpions and the centipedes two by two and place them in an ark. It's unreal. Temperatures in the 60s instead of the hundreds, clouds everywhere, I can finally remember the color green, and oh yeah, we've got that.....what do ya call it? Water from the sky stuff. It's doesn't rain all that much, just a few inches, but i...

Does Home Depot sell pitch and gopher wood? I've been hearing since early July that it's monsoon season here in Arizona. LIARS!!!!!! It arrived last week. Gather the scorpions and the centipedes two by two and place them in an ark. It's unreal. Temperatures in the 60s instead of the hundreds, clouds everywhere, I can finally remember the color green, and oh yeah, we've got that.....what do ya call it? Water from the sky stuff. It's doesn't rain all that much, just a few inches, but i...

So two penguins are sitting on an ice floe, and one turns to the other one startled. "Oh, you surprised me, I thought you were wearing a tuxedo." The second penguin turns back to the first one and says, "Well, how do you know I'm not?" Anyways, I've finally got a place to live. It's a little group of houses (or a town of sorts,) clustered around a highway and what used to be a mile wide river, called Hereford. But here's the sweet part.......I'm living in a double wide. Put th...

So two penguins are sitting on an ice floe, and one turns to the other one startled. "Oh, you surprised me, I thought you were wearing a tuxedo." The second penguin turns back to the first one and says, "Well, how do you know I'm not?" Anyways, I've finally got a place to live. It's a little group of houses (or a town of sorts,) clustered around a highway and what used to be a mile wide river, called Hereford. But here's the sweet part.......I'm living in a double wide. Put th...

Or in the words of the worst end to a trilogy outside of a George Lucas film, "Everytime I think I'm out..............." If you missed my short lived rant in my last article, I am now a failure as a musician. Woot. End result? Washed out of the School of Music, you know the stuff, but you need experience. Try to get some on the job training for a year or so and come back and you should ace it............ Right. And we need you to come in on a Saturday.........that'd be great......... ...

Or in the words of the worst end to a trilogy outside of a George Lucas film, "Everytime I think I'm out..............." If you missed my short lived rant in my last article, I am now a failure as a musician. Woot. End result? Washed out of the School of Music, you know the stuff, but you need experience. Try to get some on the job training for a year or so and come back and you should ace it............ Right. And we need you to come in on a Saturday.........that'd be great......... ...

"A man without a wife is like half a pair of scissors." -Ben Franklin- Heh heh heh............discuss. He also said that good wives make good husbands..........and this, I'm pretty sure was before the advent of the gay bar."

"A man without a wife is like half a pair of scissors." -Ben Franklin- Heh heh heh............discuss. He also said that good wives make good husbands..........and this, I'm pretty sure was before the advent of the gay bar."

Guess what day it is! Well, okay, it's cinco de mayo, too......... As the first friday in May, today IS INTERNATIONAL TUBA DAY!!!!!!!! So kick back and relax, grab the old four valve Jupiter, (no, that's not a euphemism) and cut loose with some mariachi. If you play tuba, party on!!! This day is for you!

Guess what day it is! Well, okay, it's cinco de mayo, too......... As the first friday in May, today IS INTERNATIONAL TUBA DAY!!!!!!!! So kick back and relax, grab the old four valve Jupiter, (no, that's not a euphemism) and cut loose with some mariachi. If you play tuba, party on!!! This day is for you!

No, I'm not dead......I'm just cross-stitching. More dazzling articles will follow at a later date. Please carry on as if nothing were the matter. That is all.......

No, I'm not dead......I'm just cross-stitching. More dazzling articles will follow at a later date. Please carry on as if nothing were the matter. That is all.......

Quick update, did a 10k at Fort Eustis today, got second in my age group. Okay, it was a small race, but yay me! For those of you who have remained faithful, I've been living in a practice room learning to comp jazz and latin, (all right, I've been taking pop songs and swankifying them for fun too, (richard cheese would be proud) but still....) and I haven't been able to keep up w/ the blogs as well as usual, but I'm still skimming. Keep the faith. That is all. (once again) Spc. NBS Oh ...