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July 25, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
So two penguins are sitting on an ice floe, and one turns to the other one startled. "Oh, you surprised me, I thought you were wearing a tuxedo." The second penguin turns back to the first one and says, "Well, how do you know I'm not?" Anyways, I've finally got a place to live. It's a little group of houses (or a town of sorts,) clustered around a highway and what used to be a mile wide river, called Hereford. But here's the sweet part.......I'm living in a double wide. Put th...
July 25, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
So two penguins are sitting on an ice floe, and one turns to the other one startled. "Oh, you surprised me, I thought you were wearing a tuxedo." The second penguin turns back to the first one and says, "Well, how do you know I'm not?" Anyways, I've finally got a place to live. It's a little group of houses (or a town of sorts,) clustered around a highway and what used to be a mile wide river, called Hereford. But here's the sweet part.......I'm living in a double wide. Put th...
May 26, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
Or in the words of the worst end to a trilogy outside of a George Lucas film, "Everytime I think I'm out..............." If you missed my short lived rant in my last article, I am now a failure as a musician. Woot. End result? Washed out of the School of Music, you know the stuff, but you need experience. Try to get some on the job training for a year or so and come back and you should ace it............ Right. And we need you to come in on a Saturday.........that'd be great......... ...
May 26, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
Or in the words of the worst end to a trilogy outside of a George Lucas film, "Everytime I think I'm out..............." If you missed my short lived rant in my last article, I am now a failure as a musician. Woot. End result? Washed out of the School of Music, you know the stuff, but you need experience. Try to get some on the job training for a year or so and come back and you should ace it............ Right. And we need you to come in on a Saturday.........that'd be great......... ...
May 10, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
"A man without a wife is like half a pair of scissors." -Ben Franklin- Heh heh heh............discuss. He also said that good wives make good husbands..........and this, I'm pretty sure was before the advent of the gay bar."
May 10, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
"A man without a wife is like half a pair of scissors." -Ben Franklin- Heh heh heh............discuss. He also said that good wives make good husbands..........and this, I'm pretty sure was before the advent of the gay bar."
May 5, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
Guess what day it is! Well, okay, it's cinco de mayo, too......... As the first friday in May, today IS INTERNATIONAL TUBA DAY!!!!!!!! So kick back and relax, grab the old four valve Jupiter, (no, that's not a euphemism) and cut loose with some mariachi. If you play tuba, party on!!! This day is for you!
May 5, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
Guess what day it is! Well, okay, it's cinco de mayo, too......... As the first friday in May, today IS INTERNATIONAL TUBA DAY!!!!!!!! So kick back and relax, grab the old four valve Jupiter, (no, that's not a euphemism) and cut loose with some mariachi. If you play tuba, party on!!! This day is for you!
April 24, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
No, I'm not dead......I'm just cross-stitching. More dazzling articles will follow at a later date. Please carry on as if nothing were the matter. That is all.......
April 24, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
No, I'm not dead......I'm just cross-stitching. More dazzling articles will follow at a later date. Please carry on as if nothing were the matter. That is all.......
April 1, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
Quick update, did a 10k at Fort Eustis today, got second in my age group. Okay, it was a small race, but yay me! For those of you who have remained faithful, I've been living in a practice room learning to comp jazz and latin, (all right, I've been taking pop songs and swankifying them for fun too, (richard cheese would be proud) but still....) and I haven't been able to keep up w/ the blogs as well as usual, but I'm still skimming. Keep the faith. That is all. (once again) Spc. NBS Oh ...
April 1, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
Quick update, did a 10k at Fort Eustis today, got second in my age group. Okay, it was a small race, but yay me! For those of you who have remained faithful, I've been living in a practice room learning to comp jazz and latin, (all right, I've been taking pop songs and swankifying them for fun too, (richard cheese would be proud) but still....) and I haven't been able to keep up w/ the blogs as well as usual, but I'm still skimming. Keep the faith. That is all. (once again) Spc. NBS Oh ...
March 24, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
Finally got my race in this Sunday at the Killians Shamrock Marathon (I just did the half. (If you're one of those going ummm, it's 13.1 miles) . MMMmmmm victory beer and Irish stew. God bless America and the sponsors from Killian beer. Damn you School of Music stairwells......... After not racing for a year, I got a completely awesome time of 1:42 (chip time, 1:43 gun time), placing me at a grand 444th. That's right. 444. WOOT!!!!!!!!!! I almost feel, I dunno, Kenyan or something............
March 24, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
Finally got my race in this Sunday at the Killians Shamrock Marathon (I just did the half. (If you're one of those going ummm, it's 13.1 miles) . MMMmmmm victory beer and Irish stew. God bless America and the sponsors from Killian beer. Damn you School of Music stairwells......... After not racing for a year, I got a completely awesome time of 1:42 (chip time, 1:43 gun time), placing me at a grand 444th. That's right. 444. WOOT!!!!!!!!!! I almost feel, I dunno, Kenyan or something............
March 1, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
Five minutes to blog left at lunch....... Update of my massively overdue running accountability. I came up two miles short last week. Bleah, so there. Last week was thirty a week, with a 13.5 mile long run at the end. Down to 173, 174 lbs, and I'm gonna start working out again this week. This week's a rest week, but on an interesting side note, I set a PR (personal record) on my p.t. test, with a 13:48 two miler. I've been down to a 12 and a half, but not while distance running, and nev...