A man without a wife.........

Published on May 10, 2006 By Spc Nobody Special In Humor

"A man without a wife is like half a pair of scissors."
-Ben Franklin-

Heh heh heh............discuss.

He also said that good wives make good husbands..........and this, I'm pretty sure was before the advent of the gay bar."

Comments

Dr Guy

on May 10, 2006

It is said that single men dont live as long as married ones. But I have it on the best of authority that it is not true. It just seems like that.

Locamama

on May 10, 2006

.... is like a fish without a bicycle? lol

ParaTed2k

on May 10, 2006

"A man still unmarried by age 30 is a menace to society" ~ Brigham Young. ;~D

singrdave

on May 10, 2006

"A woman without diamonds is like a day without Twinkies." -- Bloom County

That didn't have to do with anything, I just thought I'd put in my two cents...

singrdave

on May 10, 2006

"A man still unmarried by age 30 is a menace to society" ~ Brigham Young.

I was married one year and one month after getting home from MY mission... so Ted, how did you do?

island_gurl12

on May 10, 2006

So what's a woman without a husband????

ParaTed2k

on May 11, 2006

I was married one year and one month after getting home from MY mission... so Ted, how did you do?

I was "Dear Johned" on my mission, but met Pam on my mission. Refusing to be the stereotype Returned Missionary married within 6 months... so we got married 7 months after my mission ;~D

Dr Guy

on May 11, 2006

I was "Dear Johned" on my mission,

At least she could have gotten your name right.

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