My barn is an alluvial plain....
Does Home Depot sell pitch and gopher wood? I've been hearing since early July that it's monsoon season here in Arizona.
LIARS!!!!!!
It arrived last week. Gather the scorpions and the centipedes two by two and place them in an ark. It's unreal. Temperatures in the 60s instead of the hundreds, clouds everywhere, I can finally remember the color green, and oh yeah, we've got that.....what do ya call it? Water from the sky stuff.
It's doesn't rain all that much, just a few inches, but it happens several times a day, over what feels like a five minute period. It's almost like Hawaii weather migrated here for a couple of months.
Oh yes, and since I'm at the bottom of the road, the runoff has been partially blocked by silt, and my barn is the new Mississippi delta. I'm going to get a shovel and fix this with a couple of strategically placed low berms if it'll ever dry out for two days running.
Gene Kelly, where are you when we need you?