If one person calls you a jackass, don't worry too much about it. If five people call you a jackass, start shopping for a saddle.

I've had an idea kicking around in my head for awhile, and thought I'd bounce it off of you guys. I was thinking about a book on suicide. Not one of those cutsey little self-help/prevention books though. More like one of the for Dummies or Idiot's Guide books, although I definitely don't want to make it a how to book. I was thinking more along the lines of writing about it historically, trivia, various methods, anecdotal tales, suicide in pop culture, assisted suicide, even a section of...

I've had an idea kicking around in my head for awhile, and thought I'd bounce it off of you guys. I was thinking about a book on suicide. Not one of those cutsey little self-help/prevention books though. More like one of the for Dummies or Idiot's Guide books, although I definitely don't want to make it a how to book. I was thinking more along the lines of writing about it historically, trivia, various methods, anecdotal tales, suicide in pop culture, assisted suicide, even a section of...

Now if that's not a grabber line, what is? I had surprise flag detail up on post this evening, so by the time I got home, I didn't feel like making a serious meal. End result? I made peach salsa and kicked back to watch Johnny Depp die a bad bad death in Nightmare on Elm Street on AMC. Damn he looks young in that.......But then who wouldn't after being sucked into their bed and pureed by Freddy? Peach salsa, how do you make that you say? Here's the Nbs version. Take about 3 or 4 peac...

Now if that's not a grabber line, what is? I had surprise flag detail up on post this evening, so by the time I got home, I didn't feel like making a serious meal. End result? I made peach salsa and kicked back to watch Johnny Depp die a bad bad death in Nightmare on Elm Street on AMC. Damn he looks young in that.......But then who wouldn't after being sucked into their bed and pureed by Freddy? Peach salsa, how do you make that you say? Here's the Nbs version. Take about 3 or 4 peac...

I mean, I knew we were broke. Really really broke. But can you imagine being the guy in S-1 to get a disconnection notice for failure to pay the electric bill for the post? (umm, excuse me, sir.....did you remember to mail the check yet? no? shoot........) That's exactly what happened though at Ft. Sam Houston down in Austin. It seems the Army is running about 530 million short on their garrison budget this year, and was afraid to stir up controversy by going to Congress to ask for it like...

Does Home Depot sell pitch and gopher wood? I've been hearing since early July that it's monsoon season here in Arizona. LIARS!!!!!! It arrived last week. Gather the scorpions and the centipedes two by two and place them in an ark. It's unreal. Temperatures in the 60s instead of the hundreds, clouds everywhere, I can finally remember the color green, and oh yeah, we've got that.....what do ya call it? Water from the sky stuff. It's doesn't rain all that much, just a few inches, but i...

Does Home Depot sell pitch and gopher wood? I've been hearing since early July that it's monsoon season here in Arizona. LIARS!!!!!! It arrived last week. Gather the scorpions and the centipedes two by two and place them in an ark. It's unreal. Temperatures in the 60s instead of the hundreds, clouds everywhere, I can finally remember the color green, and oh yeah, we've got that.....what do ya call it? Water from the sky stuff. It's doesn't rain all that much, just a few inches, but i...

So two penguins are sitting on an ice floe, and one turns to the other one startled. "Oh, you surprised me, I thought you were wearing a tuxedo." The second penguin turns back to the first one and says, "Well, how do you know I'm not?" Anyways, I've finally got a place to live. It's a little group of houses (or a town of sorts,) clustered around a highway and what used to be a mile wide river, called Hereford. But here's the sweet part.......I'm living in a double wide. Put th...

So two penguins are sitting on an ice floe, and one turns to the other one startled. "Oh, you surprised me, I thought you were wearing a tuxedo." The second penguin turns back to the first one and says, "Well, how do you know I'm not?" Anyways, I've finally got a place to live. It's a little group of houses (or a town of sorts,) clustered around a highway and what used to be a mile wide river, called Hereford. But here's the sweet part.......I'm living in a double wide. Put th...

Short update. For all three people still reading me....... Got to Ft. Huachuca last week. S' not a bad drive, about 2400 miles. It's been more than a little strange. Pretty damned chaotic. Of course it doesn't help that the company is almost as big as two battallions.......... It's about a hundred and umpteen outside, but this isn't a problem so much as coming up about 5000 feet in altitude. Can't breathe!!! (especially not when you're dumb enough to try 8 mile runs your first couple of...

Or in the words of the worst end to a trilogy outside of a George Lucas film, "Everytime I think I'm out..............." If you missed my short lived rant in my last article, I am now a failure as a musician. Woot. End result? Washed out of the School of Music, you know the stuff, but you need experience. Try to get some on the job training for a year or so and come back and you should ace it............ Right. And we need you to come in on a Saturday.........that'd be great......... ...

Or in the words of the worst end to a trilogy outside of a George Lucas film, "Everytime I think I'm out..............." If you missed my short lived rant in my last article, I am now a failure as a musician. Woot. End result? Washed out of the School of Music, you know the stuff, but you need experience. Try to get some on the job training for a year or so and come back and you should ace it............ Right. And we need you to come in on a Saturday.........that'd be great......... ...

"A man without a wife is like half a pair of scissors." -Ben Franklin- Heh heh heh............discuss. He also said that good wives make good husbands..........and this, I'm pretty sure was before the advent of the gay bar."

"A man without a wife is like half a pair of scissors." -Ben Franklin- Heh heh heh............discuss. He also said that good wives make good husbands..........and this, I'm pretty sure was before the advent of the gay bar."