Calling all cars, calling all cars, be on the look out for military korean and arabic linguists. Their blogs miss them. Related forum links are in severe need of pmcs, (preventitive maintenance checks and services), and ssg geezer's blog may be awol or passed away from old age. If you see any military linguist type bloggers, report it right away, and have them write a blog immediately, notifying us of political ramblings, social affairs, or favorite recipes using oddball bourbons/whiskys....

mmmmmmm........curry.................. Right now I've got wonderful yumaliscious yellow thai curry cooking, and I'm listening to possibly the finest Christmas album ever, Bob River's I am Santa Claus. Currently blaring is O Llittle Town of Bethlehem to the House of the Rising Sun, and I am Santa Claus, a brilliant and witty take off of Ozzy's I am Ironman. My wife is dancing through the kitchen singing Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear, and it's warm fuzzys all over. But mostly I just ...

mmmmmmm........curry.................. Right now I've got wonderful yumaliscious yellow thai curry cooking, and I'm listening to possibly the finest Christmas album ever, Bob River's I am Santa Claus. Currently blaring is O Llittle Town of Bethlehem to the House of the Rising Sun, and I am Santa Claus, a brilliant and witty take off of Ozzy's I am Ironman. My wife is dancing through the kitchen singing Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear, and it's warm fuzzys all over. But mostly I just ...

If they make sheep fries out of sheep balls, and calf fries (rocky mountain oysters) out of calf balls, what do you suppose they make french fries out of?.................

If they make sheep fries out of sheep balls, and calf fries (rocky mountain oysters) out of calf balls, what do you suppose they make french fries out of?.................

I'm back, and feelin' goooooooood. Why? Hell if I know, life's been sucking since friday. Lost my winter pts, my cats been throwin up nonstop, my wife's car broke down for two days, and I got (temporarily) down to my last twenty bucks. But it's been easy to deal. Did (this part deleted for opsec) at work. Got new pts, (damn those things are expensive, even used....) and a cool vietnam fatigues type field jacket. Ran twelve miles and a bitchin' hill to make up for some of the running I miss...

I'm back, and feelin' goooooooood. Why? Hell if I know, life's been sucking since friday. Lost my winter pts, my cats been throwin up nonstop, my wife's car broke down for two days, and I got (temporarily) down to my last twenty bucks. But it's been easy to deal. Did (this part deleted for opsec) at work. Got new pts, (damn those things are expensive, even used....) and a cool vietnam fatigues type field jacket. Ran twelve miles and a bitchin' hill to make up for some of the running I miss...

Hadn't blogged in a few, just don't feel up to it lately. Usually the holiday season's one my favorite times of year. But this year it just doesn't feel right. Been tired, cranky, depressed, angry. Bleh. Got my lights up, and brought a tree home, but it's been three days, and I still haven't finished decorating it, just kind of picked at it. Just don't feel like it. Hell, I've still got a few things out from halloween. I'll keep watching, but I may not write much for a little while, just w...

Went running today, got in 14 miles. An hour eight out, and an hour three back.......uphill. I know that unless you're a runner, blogging about it's about exciting as scrubbing tile grout, but it's my blog, so neiner neiner neiner. Two more months to go before marathoning. But I'm getting faster, stronger, better than before. Hills are no longer an issue. My resting heartrate stays about 50 to 55. My weight is dropping, and although the army says my body fat is about twenty percent, frankl...

Got any jokes? Good, bad, I don't care. I'm just wanting to start a long points whoring session and build up a library of bad jokes. I'll start with one I heard today, Two old lady's are standing outside a nursing home smoking, when it begins to rain. Nonchalantly, one old lady pulls out a condom, pokes a hole in one end, and puts it over the cigarette, continuing to smoke. The other old lady looks at her and says, "what on earth is that for?" First old lady replies, "I got it at the ph...

Got any jokes? Good, bad, I don't care. I'm just wanting to start a long points whoring session and build up a library of bad jokes. I'll start with one I heard today, Two old lady's are standing outside a nursing home smoking, when it begins to rain. Nonchalantly, one old lady pulls out a condom, pokes a hole in one end, and puts it over the cigarette, continuing to smoke. The other old lady looks at her and says, "what on earth is that for?" First old lady replies, "I got it at the ph...

Okay boys and girls, little Joey found the marble in the oatmeal, you know what that means? That's right! He gets to drink from the firehouse!!!!!! Yeah.......yeah, that's how exited I get when I get to put up the christmas lights. Only this year, it's been three years. One in an apartment. One in Korea. And the last one before that, I was in Monterey. So I dug out the old light ball and went to work. (and I didn't even fall off the roof once. well, sort of once, but that didn't real...

Okay boys and girls, little Joey found the marble in the oatmeal, you know what that means? That's right! He gets to drink from the firehouse!!!!!! Yeah.......yeah, that's how exited I get when I get to put up the christmas lights. Only this year, it's been three years. One in an apartment. One in Korea. And the last one before that, I was in Monterey. So I dug out the old light ball and went to work. (and I didn't even fall off the roof once. well, sort of once, but that didn't real...

Ever notice that one of the quickest ways to get a compliment is to tear yourself down? It seems like people who would ordinarily never piss on you if you were on fire will tell you nice things if you publicly shred yourself. And the converse is true as well, say something nice, however true, and they're sure to pick at you for being egotistical and vain. It seems that we as people can't handle those who are out of dead center mediocratic ego. Try to do something, and you will hear a mi...

Ever notice that one of the quickest ways to get a compliment is to tear yourself down? It seems like people who would ordinarily never piss on you if you were on fire will tell you nice things if you publicly shred yourself. And the converse is true as well, say something nice, however true, and they're sure to pick at you for being egotistical and vain. It seems that we as people can't handle those who are out of dead center mediocratic ego. Try to do something, and you will hear a mi...