the Jackie Chan/Chris Rock sequel.......right.......
Published on November 26, 2004 By Spc Nobody Special In Humor
Okay boys and girls, little Joey found the marble in the oatmeal, you know what that means?

That's right! He gets to drink from the firehouse!!!!!!

Yeah.......yeah, that's how exited I get when I get to put up the christmas lights.

Only this year, it's been three years. One in an apartment. One in Korea. And the last one before that, I was in Monterey. So I dug out the old light ball and went to work. (and I didn't even fall off the roof once. well, sort of once, but that didn't really count since I never got all the way up on the roof in the first place..........)

Usually I try for a christmas light extravaganza, something on the order of the thirty thousand twinkly lights from Christmas Vacation. But this year was different. This year was ugly. Yeah. No plans, no time, just put them up in an hour or two. The big colored lights came off alright, but around the garage and doorway, I got blue lights that look like I was drinking Dr. Pepper and Old Crow (copyright 2003, psuedosoldier).

Very dissapointing, but screw it. I like it anyways. In fact, it's the only thing that went right today, during a very long day. I'd take pictures, but mmmm.......it's dark. However, I think, that it looked a little like this.........




Comments
on Nov 26, 2004
What?
on Nov 26, 2004
ROFL! Great job Spc! That is amazing for a drunk guy! Of course I find myself going like Tex. What? I think I caught it though.
on Dec 02, 2004
Great job....keep drinking...It looks better the drunker you are ....
on Dec 03, 2004
I got blue lights that look like I was drinking Dr. Pepper and Old Crow (copyright 2003, psuedosoldier).


It's nice you want to give credit and all, but it's DIET Dr Pepper. Obv you were suffering from that sugar rush that gets in the way of the caffeine and alcohol.
obv