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November 13, 2004 by Spc Nobody Special
Do you follow the 5 second rule? 30 if no one's looking? Ever eat in the field with the wind blowing dirt in your MRE? Do you quiver in fear that you'll get salmonella if you have a raw egg or trichinosis if your pork's a little pink in the middle? Where do you draw the line? I'm probably flirting with food poisoning, but I'll eat damned near anything anymore. Food that's sat out for a few hours? Sure. Week old chinese food in the fridge? No prob. Raw squid on a bet? Why not? It's probably...
November 13, 2004 by Spc Nobody Special
Do you follow the 5 second rule? 30 if no one's looking? Ever eat in the field with the wind blowing dirt in your MRE? Do you quiver in fear that you'll get salmonella if you have a raw egg or trichinosis if your pork's a little pink in the middle? Where do you draw the line? I'm probably flirting with food poisoning, but I'll eat damned near anything anymore. Food that's sat out for a few hours? Sure. Week old chinese food in the fridge? No prob. Raw squid on a bet? Why not? It's probably...
November 11, 2004 by Spc Nobody Special
And again I say, AH HA!!!!! As part of my return to the states from Korea, I gained back much of what I'd left behind, and so much more......including weight. In Korea, thanks to the joys of the battle buddy system and paranoid plt sgts, there was many a time when your two options were stay on post and read or workout, or go off post and get blasted. I don't drink, so....... Although I met my personal workout goal there (to look good naked when I came home on midtour) I stopped, and procee...
November 11, 2004 by Spc Nobody Special
And again I say, AH HA!!!!! As part of my return to the states from Korea, I gained back much of what I'd left behind, and so much more......including weight. In Korea, thanks to the joys of the battle buddy system and paranoid plt sgts, there was many a time when your two options were stay on post and read or workout, or go off post and get blasted. I don't drink, so....... Although I met my personal workout goal there (to look good naked when I came home on midtour) I stopped, and procee...
November 10, 2004 by Spc Nobody Special
So tommorow's veterans day, right? In remembrance of our armed forces (and armstice day before that.) What were you planning to do? Avoid the lake? Studiously NOT go to the bank or recieve your mail? Perhaps you were planning to really go over the top and fly the flag, or observe a moment of silence.......(actually I might do those last couple.) Screw that, though. If ya want to support our troops, and the sacrifices they've made, go out and buy a veteran a beer. Or give 'em a big smeary k...
November 10, 2004 by Spc Nobody Special
So tommorow's veterans day, right? In remembrance of our armed forces (and armstice day before that.) What were you planning to do? Avoid the lake? Studiously NOT go to the bank or recieve your mail? Perhaps you were planning to really go over the top and fly the flag, or observe a moment of silence.......(actually I might do those last couple.) Screw that, though. If ya want to support our troops, and the sacrifices they've made, go out and buy a veteran a beer. Or give 'em a big smeary k...
November 9, 2004 by Spc Nobody Special
And yes before someone calls me on it, I saw this quotation today, in the cartoon pvt. murphy's law, although I've seen it in the past and appreciated it. "War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance...
November 9, 2004 by Spc Nobody Special
Here's my amazing idea for a new reality show. Make it real. No script, no casting, no exotic locations. Just reality. Wild huh? Pick a guy out of the phone book. Open with the alarm clock going off at o'dark thirty. He brushes his teeth. He showers, shits and shaves (not necessarily in that order.) He gets dressed and sits in traffic. He goes to work. He moves some boxes and such around, and fills out paperwork. He eats lunch from Mcdonalds. He has gas. He passes gas. He goes home. He sto...
November 9, 2004 by Spc Nobody Special
Here's my amazing idea for a new reality show. Make it real. No script, no casting, no exotic locations. Just reality. Wild huh? Pick a guy out of the phone book. Open with the alarm clock going off at o'dark thirty. He brushes his teeth. He showers, shits and shaves (not necessarily in that order.) He gets dressed and sits in traffic. He goes to work. He moves some boxes and such around, and fills out paperwork. He eats lunch from Mcdonalds. He has gas. He passes gas. He goes home. He sto...
November 8, 2004 by Spc Nobody Special
Point whoring madness, Political blogs, bye-bye, Here's a huge nut squirrel.
November 8, 2004 by Spc Nobody Special
Point whoring madness, Political blogs, bye-bye, Here's a huge nut squirrel.
November 8, 2004 by Spc Nobody Special
If a tree falls on, My car and no one's there, does, my gas tank go boom?
November 8, 2004 by Spc Nobody Special
If a tree falls on, My car and no one's there, does, my gas tank go boom?
November 8, 2004 by Spc Nobody Special
Bulemic nut case, Ran off a doberman, ha! My cat is purr-fect.
November 8, 2004 by Spc Nobody Special
Bulemic nut case, Ran off a doberman, ha! My cat is purr-fect.