It could happen.
Published on November 9, 2004 By Spc Nobody Special In Humor
Here's my amazing idea for a new reality show. Make it real. No script, no casting, no exotic locations. Just reality. Wild huh?

Pick a guy out of the phone book. Open with the alarm clock going off at o'dark thirty. He brushes his teeth. He showers, shits and shaves (not necessarily in that order.) He gets dressed and sits in traffic. He goes to work. He moves some boxes and such around, and fills out paperwork. He eats lunch from Mcdonalds. He has gas. He passes gas. He goes home. He stops at the gas station. He tells his wife about said boxes and paperwork. He watches some tv, and are you ready for the big surprise ending? He goes to bed!

Wow!!!! Now that's reality, baby!!!!!

(maybe there was a reason I don't watch tv anymore........)

Comments
on Nov 09, 2004
They made a movie about that, sort of. Truman show? Was with Tom Hanks.
on Nov 09, 2004
Jim Carey.

I'll star in the reality show if someone will pay me a million dollar prize . . .
on Nov 09, 2004
They made a movie about that, sort of. Truman show?


Yes, and it was just about as real as most of them are. I mean, come on, survivor? road rules? Why don't they just call it giant steaming projectile turds caught on tape? Or did the WB station already take that one?
on Nov 09, 2004
Why don't they just call it giant steaming projectile turds caught on tape?


I might watch that . . .
on Nov 09, 2004
watch it? I could star in it.........