Poachers Deer Suicide Sado-masochistic zombie deer. Sado-masochistic drill sergeants. People having sex in the damnedest places.........sometimes to include unusual body parts. 90 degree weather in january. 40 degree weather in may. Women peeing on the side of the road. Men peeing on damned near everything. The world's fastest distance running chihuahua. The world's fastest distance running kitten. Drug deals. 30 deer bounding with me running in the middle like something out of wi...

Poachers Deer Suicide Sado-masochistic zombie deer. Sado-masochistic drill sergeants. People having sex in the damnedest places.........sometimes to include unusual body parts. 90 degree weather in january. 40 degree weather in may. Women peeing on the side of the road. Men peeing on damned near everything. The world's fastest distance running chihuahua. The world's fastest distance running kitten. Drug deals. 30 deer bounding with me running in the middle like something out of wi...

So it's about that time again. Stuck on a little ass Army post in the middle of ......okay, Salt Lake City. But still, no house, no trick or treating kids, and what friends I had that didn't move away, I moved away from this year. So Halloween's going to be a little different this year. Last year I planned on sitting outside on a couch and watching horror flicks with my friends whilst (and at the same time even) passing out candy to the little 'uns. Instead I ended up running pizzas aroun...

So it's about that time again. Stuck on a little ass Army post in the middle of ......okay, Salt Lake City. But still, no house, no trick or treating kids, and what friends I had that didn't move away, I moved away from this year. So Halloween's going to be a little different this year. Last year I planned on sitting outside on a couch and watching horror flicks with my friends whilst (and at the same time even) passing out candy to the little 'uns. Instead I ended up running pizzas aroun...

SOME PEOPLE USE TOO MUCH!!!!!!!! IT REPLACES USING WORDS TO PROPERLY EXPRESS EMOTION................ DEFINITELY NOT MAKING FUN OF MYSELF, WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ASK????!!!!!!!!????????????

SOME PEOPLE USE TOO MUCH!!!!!!!! IT REPLACES USING WORDS TO PROPERLY EXPRESS EMOTION................ DEFINITELY NOT MAKING FUN OF MYSELF, WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ASK????!!!!!!!!????????????

Question: If you're skiing down a mountain and a tree falls in the woods, how many bones does ice cream have? Answer: Pink elephants fly by night...........

Question: If you're skiing down a mountain and a tree falls in the woods, how many bones does ice cream have? Answer: Pink elephants fly by night...........

Shhhh.......don't tell anyone I'm knitting. I'll have to go all limp in the wrists, and start wearing rainbow sweaters with big go-go boots.. Girly man. And in other news, that's my latest hobby to keep me sane whilst (and at the same time even) being in the Army, and moving to six different posts this year. Past (most of which I still do) hobbies include (but are not restricted to), cooking, painting glass, gardening, metal casting, black smithing, running marathons, scherinschnittte, ...

Shhhh.......don't tell anyone I'm knitting. I'll have to go all limp in the wrists, and start wearing rainbow sweaters with big go-go boots.. Girly man. And in other news, that's my latest hobby to keep me sane whilst (and at the same time even) being in the Army, and moving to six different posts this year. Past (most of which I still do) hobbies include (but are not restricted to), cooking, painting glass, gardening, metal casting, black smithing, running marathons, scherinschnittte, ...

and that's all I have to say about that. Full of mexican food and frappucino. Listening to Cocaine Blues, and getting ready to knit some more and watch Charleton Heston pretend to be a Mexican. (a Touch of Evil for the film classically challenged. Also known for "the world's longest pan shot.") God bless Orson Welles. Life is good. Meebeluh, Timmy!!!

and that's all I have to say about that. Full of mexican food and frappucino. Listening to Cocaine Blues, and getting ready to knit some more and watch Charleton Heston pretend to be a Mexican. (a Touch of Evil for the film classically challenged. Also known for "the world's longest pan shot.") God bless Orson Welles. Life is good. Meebeluh, Timmy!!!

And the merry go round goes round goes round......... I got extremely fortunate this weekend and picked up GASP!!!! a two day weekend!!!!!!!! Yay!!!!! So, I did what any red blooded american would do, and set out to see the sights of Salt Lake City. (excepting all the LDS stuff, they're having some kind of special weekend, and every Mormon in creation is downtown at the temple.) Being a total fanatic for all things involving metal and the melting thereof, I naturally started off with th...

And the merry go round goes round goes round......... I got extremely fortunate this weekend and picked up GASP!!!! a two day weekend!!!!!!!! Yay!!!!! So, I did what any red blooded american would do, and set out to see the sights of Salt Lake City. (excepting all the LDS stuff, they're having some kind of special weekend, and every Mormon in creation is downtown at the temple.) Being a total fanatic for all things involving metal and the melting thereof, I naturally started off with th...

Snow??? In September??? wtf??? That aside, all is......not well exactly, but moving along. I know more about what's going on now, got to see a LOT of country on the drive up, and am now entering the second week of training as a "hick" (human intelligence collector). Today was the land nav course; woot! Soon to start secret squirrel type stuff. Also woot. I miss my wife, my cats, and my Mustang.....in that order. And just because cross-stitch wasn't girly enough, I've also taken up knitt...