Shiny gold esses, happy shiny cushions, white as Hasselhoff. Brand new Sauconys, Gonna get up early morn, And do eight miles, yeah!

Shiny gold esses, happy shiny cushions, white as Hasselhoff. Brand new Sauconys, Gonna get up early morn, And do eight miles, yeah!

"Education, if you make the most of it, study hard and make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you dont', you get stuck in Iraq" ~ John Kerry. You know, in all the fuss and contraversy over this comment, something of vital importance has been overlooked. Whether he was making fun of Bush for being stupid, or making a freudian slip about his true opinion of us troops......... I've still got a higher GPA than both of them!!!!!!!!!! So Nnyyeehh!!!!!!!!!...

"Education, if you make the most of it, study hard and make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you dont', you get stuck in Iraq" ~ John Kerry. You know, in all the fuss and contraversy over this comment, something of vital importance has been overlooked. Whether he was making fun of Bush for being stupid, or making a freudian slip about his true opinion of us troops......... I've still got a higher GPA than both of them!!!!!!!!!! So Nnyyeehh!!!!!!!!!...

Poachers Deer Suicide Sado-masochistic zombie deer. Sado-masochistic drill sergeants. People having sex in the damnedest places.........sometimes to include unusual body parts. 90 degree weather in january. 40 degree weather in may. Women peeing on the side of the road. Men peeing on damned near everything. The world's fastest distance running chihuahua. The world's fastest distance running kitten. Drug deals. 30 deer bounding with me running in the middle like something out of wi...

Poachers Deer Suicide Sado-masochistic zombie deer. Sado-masochistic drill sergeants. People having sex in the damnedest places.........sometimes to include unusual body parts. 90 degree weather in january. 40 degree weather in may. Women peeing on the side of the road. Men peeing on damned near everything. The world's fastest distance running chihuahua. The world's fastest distance running kitten. Drug deals. 30 deer bounding with me running in the middle like something out of wi...

So it's about that time again. Stuck on a little ass Army post in the middle of ......okay, Salt Lake City. But still, no house, no trick or treating kids, and what friends I had that didn't move away, I moved away from this year. So Halloween's going to be a little different this year. Last year I planned on sitting outside on a couch and watching horror flicks with my friends whilst (and at the same time even) passing out candy to the little 'uns. Instead I ended up running pizzas aroun...

So it's about that time again. Stuck on a little ass Army post in the middle of ......okay, Salt Lake City. But still, no house, no trick or treating kids, and what friends I had that didn't move away, I moved away from this year. So Halloween's going to be a little different this year. Last year I planned on sitting outside on a couch and watching horror flicks with my friends whilst (and at the same time even) passing out candy to the little 'uns. Instead I ended up running pizzas aroun...

SOME PEOPLE USE TOO MUCH!!!!!!!! IT REPLACES USING WORDS TO PROPERLY EXPRESS EMOTION................ DEFINITELY NOT MAKING FUN OF MYSELF, WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ASK????!!!!!!!!????????????

SOME PEOPLE USE TOO MUCH!!!!!!!! IT REPLACES USING WORDS TO PROPERLY EXPRESS EMOTION................ DEFINITELY NOT MAKING FUN OF MYSELF, WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ASK????!!!!!!!!????????????

Question: If you're skiing down a mountain and a tree falls in the woods, how many bones does ice cream have? Answer: Pink elephants fly by night...........

Question: If you're skiing down a mountain and a tree falls in the woods, how many bones does ice cream have? Answer: Pink elephants fly by night...........

Shhhh.......don't tell anyone I'm knitting. I'll have to go all limp in the wrists, and start wearing rainbow sweaters with big go-go boots.. Girly man. And in other news, that's my latest hobby to keep me sane whilst (and at the same time even) being in the Army, and moving to six different posts this year. Past (most of which I still do) hobbies include (but are not restricted to), cooking, painting glass, gardening, metal casting, black smithing, running marathons, scherinschnittte, ...

Shhhh.......don't tell anyone I'm knitting. I'll have to go all limp in the wrists, and start wearing rainbow sweaters with big go-go boots.. Girly man. And in other news, that's my latest hobby to keep me sane whilst (and at the same time even) being in the Army, and moving to six different posts this year. Past (most of which I still do) hobbies include (but are not restricted to), cooking, painting glass, gardening, metal casting, black smithing, running marathons, scherinschnittte, ...

and that's all I have to say about that. Full of mexican food and frappucino. Listening to Cocaine Blues, and getting ready to knit some more and watch Charleton Heston pretend to be a Mexican. (a Touch of Evil for the film classically challenged. Also known for "the world's longest pan shot.") God bless Orson Welles. Life is good. Meebeluh, Timmy!!!