I. Got. Tire CHAINS!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyah Nyah, I got tire chains, and you d...........probably do too...........sigh.
I. Got. Tire CHAINS!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyah Nyah, I got tire chains, and you d...........probably do too...........sigh.
I'm a little disappointed. The Democrats won control of Congress almost a full day ago. And nothing has changed. The Democratic party has had over 12 whole hours now to solve the problems of this nation. And yet.......... 1. The fighting is still going on in Iraq. Clearly the Democrats have no clear exit strategy. Well I say to them, no blood for oil! I will not fight the democrat's useless war. Just how many soldiers will the Democrats kill? 2. Still no universal gay marraige. T...
I'm a little disappointed. The Democrats won control of Congress almost a full day ago. And nothing has changed. The Democratic party has had over 12 whole hours now to solve the problems of this nation. And yet.......... 1. The fighting is still going on in Iraq. Clearly the Democrats have no clear exit strategy. Well I say to them, no blood for oil! I will not fight the democrat's useless war. Just how many soldiers will the Democrats kill? 2. Still no universal gay marraige. T...
Shiny gold esses, happy shiny cushions, white as Hasselhoff. Brand new Sauconys, Gonna get up early morn, And do eight miles, yeah!
Shiny gold esses, happy shiny cushions, white as Hasselhoff. Brand new Sauconys, Gonna get up early morn, And do eight miles, yeah!
"Education, if you make the most of it, study hard and make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you dont', you get stuck in Iraq" ~ John Kerry. You know, in all the fuss and contraversy over this comment, something of vital importance has been overlooked. Whether he was making fun of Bush for being stupid, or making a freudian slip about his true opinion of us troops......... I've still got a higher GPA than both of them!!!!!!!!!! So Nnyyeehh!!!!!!!!!...
"Education, if you make the most of it, study hard and make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you dont', you get stuck in Iraq" ~ John Kerry. You know, in all the fuss and contraversy over this comment, something of vital importance has been overlooked. Whether he was making fun of Bush for being stupid, or making a freudian slip about his true opinion of us troops......... I've still got a higher GPA than both of them!!!!!!!!!! So Nnyyeehh!!!!!!!!!...
Poachers Deer Suicide Sado-masochistic zombie deer. Sado-masochistic drill sergeants. People having sex in the damnedest places.........sometimes to include unusual body parts. 90 degree weather in january. 40 degree weather in may. Women peeing on the side of the road. Men peeing on damned near everything. The world's fastest distance running chihuahua. The world's fastest distance running kitten. Drug deals. 30 deer bounding with me running in the middle like something out of wi...
Poachers Deer Suicide Sado-masochistic zombie deer. Sado-masochistic drill sergeants. People having sex in the damnedest places.........sometimes to include unusual body parts. 90 degree weather in january. 40 degree weather in may. Women peeing on the side of the road. Men peeing on damned near everything. The world's fastest distance running chihuahua. The world's fastest distance running kitten. Drug deals. 30 deer bounding with me running in the middle like something out of wi...
So it's about that time again. Stuck on a little ass Army post in the middle of ......okay, Salt Lake City. But still, no house, no trick or treating kids, and what friends I had that didn't move away, I moved away from this year. So Halloween's going to be a little different this year. Last year I planned on sitting outside on a couch and watching horror flicks with my friends whilst (and at the same time even) passing out candy to the little 'uns. Instead I ended up running pizzas aroun...
So it's about that time again. Stuck on a little ass Army post in the middle of ......okay, Salt Lake City. But still, no house, no trick or treating kids, and what friends I had that didn't move away, I moved away from this year. So Halloween's going to be a little different this year. Last year I planned on sitting outside on a couch and watching horror flicks with my friends whilst (and at the same time even) passing out candy to the little 'uns. Instead I ended up running pizzas aroun...
SOME PEOPLE USE TOO MUCH!!!!!!!! IT REPLACES USING WORDS TO PROPERLY EXPRESS EMOTION................ DEFINITELY NOT MAKING FUN OF MYSELF, WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ASK????!!!!!!!!????????????
SOME PEOPLE USE TOO MUCH!!!!!!!! IT REPLACES USING WORDS TO PROPERLY EXPRESS EMOTION................ DEFINITELY NOT MAKING FUN OF MYSELF, WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ASK????!!!!!!!!????????????
Question: If you're skiing down a mountain and a tree falls in the woods, how many bones does ice cream have? Answer: Pink elephants fly by night...........