An overheard exercise in surrealism.....

How well this sums up my life in the Army.....

Published on October 20, 2006 By Spc Nobody Special In Humor

Question: If you're skiing down a mountain and a tree falls in the woods, how many bones does ice cream have?

Answer: Pink elephants fly by night...........

Comments

MasonM

on Oct 21, 2006

Actually the correct answer is yellow cats bake pizza on Friday.

jennifer1

on Oct 21, 2006

? gee what is that all about?

Mason leave the cats out the pizza!

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