Published on November 8, 2006 By Spc Nobody Special In Humor
I'm a little disappointed.

The Democrats won control of Congress almost a full day ago. And nothing has changed.

The Democratic party has had over 12 whole hours now to solve the problems of this nation. And yet..........

1. The fighting is still going on in Iraq. Clearly the Democrats have no clear exit strategy. Well I say to them, no blood for oil! I will not fight the democrat's useless war. Just how many soldiers will the Democrats kill?

2. Still no universal gay marraige. That's right. Millions of Americans are still not only not in a gay marraige, some Americans still aren't even gay! Clearly the Democratic party is hypocritical, uptight, and homophobic.

3. Economics. This country's economics are in the toilet. Why haven't they solved the problem? Maybe because the democrats are too busy spending billions on the war in Iraq!!!!

4. Not enough stem cell research. Damn it, until Christopher Reeves comes back from the grave AND walks, there's just not enough stem cell research. Yes, I can see the argument for using Michael J. Fox's vibrations as an alternate energy source, but how can we have a clone war, if we can't make any clones? Damn you ultraconservative Democrat's! Damn your eyes!!!! (which we can't grow back, thanks alot......)

5. Unfair civil rights. There are hundreds, perhaps thousands of white people in the country. And even the ones that aren't movie stars or millionaires can still vote. Get a move on it, democrats! I will not rest until all people in this country are non-white! And to that end, why aren't we importing more illegal aliens and enforcing a inter-racial breeding program? I want to be non-white, and I want it right now!!! Get off your high horse your racist bastards!!! Hilary Clinton, tear down this wall!!!

6. Socialized medicine. Over three people died because of the lack of a universal health care system last year. What have the Democrats done since taking power to fix it? Nothing. That's right. The Democrats want you to get lung cancer.

7. The Environment. Do I even need to go here? Why aren't we all on bicycles and praying five times a day westwards, towards a graven image of the Kyoto Treaty? Democrats......I'm looking at you.

So you see, even though the Democrats were elected over 720 minutes ago, they've abandoned America and failed to accomplish anything they promised to do in their election campaigns. I guess they just don't give a damn. And frankly, I don't want to here any whining about little details, like "But, they haven't taken office yet." Boohoo. I swear, the excuses some people come up with........

Inspired by little whip, and the indomitable Steven Colbert,

Yours truly and going to hell for this,
nbs.

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on Nov 08, 2006

Yours truly and going to hell for this

Worse yet, SPC, you're going to be elected to a Democrat Controlled Congress for this! ;~D

My son and I laughed until we stopped!

 


on Nov 08, 2006
This is the best thing I've read all day.
on Nov 08, 2006
funny...
on Nov 08, 2006
My son and I laughed until we stopped!


Is this a Utah thing? I'd heard this maybe once before coming here, and now it's everywhere.

Worse yet, SPC, you're going to be elected to a Democrat Controlled Congress for this! ;~D


Back I say......back into the grave from whence ye came!!!!

funny...


Thanks, but most people don't comment on my looks.........

on Nov 09, 2006
WOW!  I can see where nothing has changed in DC!
on Nov 09, 2006
fantastic
on Nov 09, 2006
Funny stuff.

Did anybody catch Colbert last night? I can get you an emergency donkey pinata if it helps.
on Nov 09, 2006
Did anybody catch Colbert last night? I can get you an emergency donkey pinata if it helps.


Nah! Wait till January.
on Nov 09, 2006
WRONG

Rummy was fired and the Democrats have not even taken control yet. Just wait until the Democrats take over in January.
on Nov 09, 2006
My son and I laughed until we stopped!

Is this a Utah thing? I'd heard this maybe once before coming here, and now it's everywhere.


I thought I was the only one saying it... I haven't lived in Utah in a long time, so I don't know where the people there got it... although I do have a lot of family there. ;~D


Rummy was fired and the Democrats have not even taken control yet. Just wait until the Democrats take over in January.


The lame excuses begin! ;~D
on Nov 09, 2006
ParaTed2K

What Excuse? Rummy was fired and the GOP is still in control of Congress until 31 Dec 2006.
on Nov 09, 2006
Rummy was fired and the Democrats have not even taken control yet.


This is just another example. He didn't fire, he quit. And frankly, I'm very disappointed. In power for a day, and they didn't arrest him, try him, or have him drawn and quartered. Lazy f--kers.

Just wait until the Democrats take over in January.


I have no fear. Even if they had relaxed their uptight moral standards to allow more stem cell research, scientific evidence (which we all know they don't believe in, why aren't we learning evolution in church like they promised?) and George Lucas show that it takes at least two years to produce a viable clone stormtrooper for the Republic. And what happens in two years? More elections!!!

I can get you an emergency donkey pinata if it helps.


Sweet!!! And by the way, where are you? I've been in this town for 2 months, and I haven't seen your taxi anywhere.
on Nov 09, 2006
Plus, clearly you missed this Collie,

And frankly, I don't want to here any whining about little details, like "But, they haven't taken office yet." Boohoo. I swear, the excuses some people come up with........


Wake up and smell the satire already. Hello??? I'm making fun of my own political viewpoints!!!!
on Nov 09, 2006
Colgene, you just don't get it do you. Pull the stick out of your 4th point of contact and go along with a joke for once in your life!
on Nov 09, 2006
I love you.


I mean... uh... ... ...

This was funny. Yeah, that's what I meant.

I'm pseudosoldier and I approve this message.
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