Published on November 8, 2006 By Spc Nobody Special In Humor
I'm a little disappointed.

The Democrats won control of Congress almost a full day ago. And nothing has changed.

The Democratic party has had over 12 whole hours now to solve the problems of this nation. And yet..........

1. The fighting is still going on in Iraq. Clearly the Democrats have no clear exit strategy. Well I say to them, no blood for oil! I will not fight the democrat's useless war. Just how many soldiers will the Democrats kill?

2. Still no universal gay marraige. That's right. Millions of Americans are still not only not in a gay marraige, some Americans still aren't even gay! Clearly the Democratic party is hypocritical, uptight, and homophobic.

3. Economics. This country's economics are in the toilet. Why haven't they solved the problem? Maybe because the democrats are too busy spending billions on the war in Iraq!!!!

4. Not enough stem cell research. Damn it, until Christopher Reeves comes back from the grave AND walks, there's just not enough stem cell research. Yes, I can see the argument for using Michael J. Fox's vibrations as an alternate energy source, but how can we have a clone war, if we can't make any clones? Damn you ultraconservative Democrat's! Damn your eyes!!!! (which we can't grow back, thanks alot......)

5. Unfair civil rights. There are hundreds, perhaps thousands of white people in the country. And even the ones that aren't movie stars or millionaires can still vote. Get a move on it, democrats! I will not rest until all people in this country are non-white! And to that end, why aren't we importing more illegal aliens and enforcing a inter-racial breeding program? I want to be non-white, and I want it right now!!! Get off your high horse your racist bastards!!! Hilary Clinton, tear down this wall!!!

6. Socialized medicine. Over three people died because of the lack of a universal health care system last year. What have the Democrats done since taking power to fix it? Nothing. That's right. The Democrats want you to get lung cancer.

7. The Environment. Do I even need to go here? Why aren't we all on bicycles and praying five times a day westwards, towards a graven image of the Kyoto Treaty? Democrats......I'm looking at you.

So you see, even though the Democrats were elected over 720 minutes ago, they've abandoned America and failed to accomplish anything they promised to do in their election campaigns. I guess they just don't give a damn. And frankly, I don't want to here any whining about little details, like "But, they haven't taken office yet." Boohoo. I swear, the excuses some people come up with........

Inspired by little whip, and the indomitable Steven Colbert,

Yours truly and going to hell for this,
nbs.

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on Nov 09, 2006


I can't decide which is funnier, the article or the Col's replies.
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