I have SO got to buy that t-shirt.
Published on October 14, 2006 By Spc Nobody Special In Humor
Shhhh.......don't tell anyone I'm knitting. I'll have to go all limp in the wrists, and start wearing rainbow sweaters with big go-go boots..

Girly man.

And in other news, that's my latest hobby to keep me sane whilst (and at the same time even) being in the Army, and moving to six different posts this year. Past (most of which I still do) hobbies include (but are not restricted to), cooking, painting glass, gardening, metal casting, black smithing, running marathons, scherinschnittte, cross-stitch, and restoring old cars.

Knitting is a little more portable than blacksmithing though. However, I found myself in a little yarn shop today, discussing various kinds of wools with a girl while I forked over 50 bucks for yarn and needles, and thought, what the hell???

Never fear, Wikipedia always saves the day. A little research all around the net shows that like all good things, men hogged knitting to themselves first. Despite the "Stitch N' Bitch" (their name, not mine) propoganda, knitting cloth quite possibly got started from the arabic practice of knitting fishing nets. It travelled to Europe give or take around the time that the English were just warming up to sing madrigals, and proceeded to take off like crazy.

Next thing you know, knitting guilds sprung up like wildfire. And like much of pre-industrial Europe, it was a man's world. (thank you James Brown, you were obviously singing about Renaissance European industrial practices) Although women were soon enough knitting in the home, as a productive industry, it was still the men who put out, and knitting as a men-need-not-apply craft only came with the advent of "modern" textile machines, starting in the late 1700s.

Okay, so after that the only big recurrence of men knitting prior to recent times came during the big WWII, when men were encouraged to pick up needles for the Cause. Okay, so I cook, I clean, I have good decorating sense and I like to garden. I'm not insecure in my masculinity. So I like aromatic candles. I bake. I cross-stitch. I menstrate once a mon........umm, nevermind on that one.

It was a manly art first. Meh. I'm gonna go watch a horror movie. And maybe Bloodsport. And work on knitting a fuzzy wittle wool bag for my yarn. Yeah.

With apologies to dharma,

Man enough to knit, strong enough to purl.

NBS.

Comments
on Oct 14, 2006
I would like to place an order for a ski hat, please.

Black Smithing? really? That is a hobby you don't hear about everyday.
on Oct 14, 2006
Nothing wrong with a guy knitting *snicker*.

Just kidding. Seriously, I see nothing wrong with it. Hell, I can sew. I have actually bought patterns and sewn my own clothing a few times. Of course, I did it the manly way, no wimpy machine for me. I did it all by hand.

I cook, I sew, I garden, and I even have a bit of an eye for decorating. Nothing at all wrong with any of it. A man who can enjoy some sort of relaxing hobby without worrying about it being some kind of reflection on his manhood is aces in my book.

My favorite artistic expression is wood burning. I really enjoy it and have actually turned out some pretty nice pieces that even impressed me when I was done. I never look at the whole picture while I am burning. I just focus on the small piece I am working on. It's always a surprise to me when I finish and look at the whole thing for the first time.

Hey, whatever gets you through with most of your alleged sanity in place. What the hell, maybe I'll try knitting some day.
on Oct 15, 2006
Wow! whoa, you have some great hobbies there. Painting glass is something that you can do and it's a time of reflection while painting...gardening is nature at it's best...blacksmithing? jeepers that's hard work and something you don't hear much about unless one is running with the horsy set, cooking is creative and needed if ya want to eat...marathons! LOL, outta my league! Now restoring old cars would be cool to learn about....you're a multi-talented person!

I wish I had someone around here that could teach me to knit... you can make all kinds of friends if ya knit!
Way to go there!
on Oct 15, 2006
Haha I'm lauging at your amusing way of writing this, not at you knitting. I think it's great you do all those things. Hey, women love a man who can do anything! So, I'm going to find two beautiful lasses, one for you and one for Mason, cause you guys deserve it!

on Oct 16, 2006
Black Smithing? really? That is a hobby you don't hear about everyday


Really, although I did more with metal casting.

*snicker*.


I heard that!

and something you don't hear much about unless one is running with the horsy set


I haven't got that far yet. My wife's the horse fanatic. I had thought about going to farrier school though.

So, I'm going to find two beautiful lasses, one for you and one for Mason, cause you guys deserve it!


Cool, but don't tell my wife, she might get upset.......
on Oct 17, 2006
It takes a real man to knit.