Got out you pun-cil? Ready to risk the pun-itentary by breaking the punal code? Bring it on. This one's all about the play on words. Got a fish pun? Here's your chance to use it.........on porpoise. Go on, don't be shellfish. Otherwise we'll all be crabby and I'll get steamed............You get the idea, any pun goes, drag out your favorites, the old standbys or whatever, but fair warning, if ya mess with me, don't bother calling the cods, you're going to need a sturgeon.................
Got out you pun-cil? Ready to risk the pun-itentary by breaking the punal code? Bring it on. This one's all about the play on words. Got a fish pun? Here's your chance to use it.........on porpoise. Go on, don't be shellfish. Otherwise we'll all be crabby and I'll get steamed............You get the idea, any pun goes, drag out your favorites, the old standbys or whatever, but fair warning, if ya mess with me, don't bother calling the cods, you're going to need a sturgeon.................
Tonight, I watch Dvds of the family guy. No blog for you. One day. Instead, here is a nice picture I found on the net of a stained glass piece. Goodnight. Death to the spammer.
Tonight, I watch Dvds of the family guy. No blog for you. One day. Instead, here is a nice picture I found on the net of a stained glass piece. Goodnight. Death to the spammer.
Day 103 until my great escape. (started this yesterday, this series will of course continue for another 102.........) 1. Called my mother and stepmother for Mother's Day. 2. Listened to my stepmother rant on for twenty minutes about how wonderful the Army is for me, why I should reenlist, the great benefits and health care we recieve, what on earth could you do for a living when you get out? (After all, I only speak three languages, have a degree, a clearance, and prior government ...
Day 103 until my great escape. (started this yesterday, this series will of course continue for another 102.........) 1. Called my mother and stepmother for Mother's Day. 2. Listened to my stepmother rant on for twenty minutes about how wonderful the Army is for me, why I should reenlist, the great benefits and health care we recieve, what on earth could you do for a living when you get out? (After all, I only speak three languages, have a degree, a clearance, and prior government ...
Wallah! My new series of articles as I prepare to exit the army. Some will remember the League, and the zombie deer articles, and won't be terribly surprised. Day 104. 1. Asked for the return of my on post driving privileges. 2. Studied Charles Whitman online as preperatory research, just in case of further stoploss. Link 3. Sold my soul to rock and roll as my sergeant-major assures us we'll be desperate for money upon leaving the Army. To continue on day 103...........
Wallah! My new series of articles as I prepare to exit the army. Some will remember the League, and the zombie deer articles, and won't be terribly surprised. Day 104. 1. Asked for the return of my on post driving privileges. 2. Studied Charles Whitman online as preperatory research, just in case of further stoploss. Link 3. Sold my soul to rock and roll as my sergeant-major assures us we'll be desperate for money upon leaving the Army. To continue on day 103...........
So, what gets you up out of bed in the morning? Love your job? Gotta make the rent? Just wanna get away from the house for a few hours? For me, it's the exhilirating knowledge that if I fail to go to work today, I can lose a months pay, and spend a couple of months in trouble.....if I'm lucky. On the other hand, being a super secret squirrel MI geek and whatnot (shhh....don't tell anyone), AWOL can lead straight to jail. Wheeee!!!!!! And that's the bright and shining truth that gets me to...
So, what gets you up out of bed in the morning? Love your job? Gotta make the rent? Just wanna get away from the house for a few hours? For me, it's the exhilirating knowledge that if I fail to go to work today, I can lose a months pay, and spend a couple of months in trouble.....if I'm lucky. On the other hand, being a super secret squirrel MI geek and whatnot (shhh....don't tell anyone), AWOL can lead straight to jail. Wheeee!!!!!! And that's the bright and shining truth that gets me to...
I haven't been updating nearly enough this last week or two, so here's just a few of the things that are evil upon this earth. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! 1. Kimchi. I love it, but what it does to a white man's bowels is just plain wrong........... 2. My recruiter. 3. Walmart. 4. My recruiter's recruiter. 5. Kimchi farts. See evil #1. 6. The recruiter who recruited my recruiter's recruiter and started the whole chain of evil............. 7. Spam 8. Houston, and possibly...
I haven't been updating nearly enough this last week or two, so here's just a few of the things that are evil upon this earth. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! 1. Kimchi. I love it, but what it does to a white man's bowels is just plain wrong........... 2. My recruiter. 3. Walmart. 4. My recruiter's recruiter. 5. Kimchi farts. See evil #1. 6. The recruiter who recruited my recruiter's recruiter and started the whole chain of evil............. 7. Spam 8. Houston, and possibly...
Bleh........one of the worse lingering side effects from my pneumonia? Renewal of my caffeine addiction. It's not bad as a vice goes, but I'd given it up largely for my running, my weight, and more importantly to me, because it was an addiction. I've been seriously hooked since I was two. Dr. Pepper was the drug of choice, but I've often got my fix from tea, coffee, chocolate, what have you. At times, up to 3/4s of my caloric intake consisted of Dr. Pepper. A twelve pack a day was an absol...
Bleh........one of the worse lingering side effects from my pneumonia? Renewal of my caffeine addiction. It's not bad as a vice goes, but I'd given it up largely for my running, my weight, and more importantly to me, because it was an addiction. I've been seriously hooked since I was two. Dr. Pepper was the drug of choice, but I've often got my fix from tea, coffee, chocolate, what have you. At times, up to 3/4s of my caloric intake consisted of Dr. Pepper. A twelve pack a day was an absol...
My wife is taking a few courses right now, and as a musical history project, was assigned a presentation on Gershwin. As part of her presentation, to show the extremely heavy jazz influences on, and the versatility of their more serious, classical music (natch, after all, they were a couple of jazz musicians out of Tin Pan Alley), she played some of the music they wrote, Porgy and Bess, Rhapsody in Blue (quite possibly my favorite classical piece), as performed by different composers. P...