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March 7, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
Washington - March 6, 2007 In a surprise move by acting Secretary of the Army Peter Green, the Department of the Army has decided on the ninth major change to the Kevlar body armor in the past three years. Although unorthodox, the doctors at Walter Reed have announced a new surgical technique that will allow soldiers to be tattooed, head to foot with liquid Kevlar. Critics of the program call it ludicrous, insane, and immoral. Others wonder why the Army hasn't thought of it sooner. Says...
March 7, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
Washington - March 6, 2007 In a surprise move by acting Secretary of the Army Peter Green, the Department of the Army has decided on the ninth major change to the Kevlar body armor in the past three years. Although unorthodox, the doctors at Walter Reed have announced a new surgical technique that will allow soldiers to be tattooed, head to foot with liquid Kevlar. Critics of the program call it ludicrous, insane, and immoral. Others wonder why the Army hasn't thought of it sooner. Says...
March 2, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
As promised, here's some pictures. Except I haven't figured out how my wife got around the evil, all invasive "Easy Share" (Ha!!!) software for our digital camera, so I can't post any pictures of my trebuchet yet. Enjoy. The beautiful, warm, inviting housing in which I live on Ft. Lewis... Me, trying on the hat I knit for dharma a couple of months back. I took it a little bit further before I sent it. Really........ My wife's face. EXTREME CLOSEUP!!!!!!! My demonic ...
March 2, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
As promised, here's some pictures. Except I haven't figured out how my wife got around the evil, all invasive "Easy Share" (Ha!!!) software for our digital camera, so I can't post any pictures of my trebuchet yet. Enjoy. The beautiful, warm, inviting housing in which I live on Ft. Lewis... Me, trying on the hat I knit for dharma a couple of months back. I took it a little bit further before I sent it. Really........ My wife's face. EXTREME CLOSEUP!!!!!!! My demonic ...
February 25, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
As promised, an Army perspective on some classic proverbs and sayings. 1. A woobie is a man's best friend. 2. A 10 mile ruckmarch is as good as a mile. 3. All men are not cast in the same mold.......except for MPs. 4. Bad news travels fast. Deductions from your paycheck travel even faster. 5. Bad planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part. (eliminate all portions in highlight. 6. Boys will be boys. And so will girls. Army of one, hooah. 7. Christmas comes, bu...
February 25, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
As promised, an Army perspective on some classic proverbs and sayings. 1. A woobie is a man's best friend. 2. A 10 mile ruckmarch is as good as a mile. 3. All men are not cast in the same mold.......except for MPs. 4. Bad news travels fast. Deductions from your paycheck travel even faster. 5. Bad planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part. (eliminate all portions in highlight. 6. Boys will be boys. And so will girls. Army of one, hooah. 7. Christmas comes, bu...
February 24, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
And, since it's been awhile, a warm up....... Two officers are sitting out on the edge of an airfield watching a private mowing grass. After talking for awhile, they start arguing over whether sex is 95 percent mental, or 95 percent physical. They argue and argue and finally one of them says, "You know what? That private over there is a lot younger than us and probably has way more sex. We'll go ask him, and whatever he says goes." So, they go up to him and ask the question "Son, do yo...
February 24, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
And, since it's been awhile, a warm up....... Two officers are sitting out on the edge of an airfield watching a private mowing grass. After talking for awhile, they start arguing over whether sex is 95 percent mental, or 95 percent physical. They argue and argue and finally one of them says, "You know what? That private over there is a lot younger than us and probably has way more sex. We'll go ask him, and whatever he says goes." So, they go up to him and ask the question "Son, do yo...
February 24, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
I'm still playing with my new toy. Monster pod. It's my first real mp3 player. Shhh. Don't tell anyone. Roar. So far, I've been uploading songs from my CD collection all week, and I'm up to about 2 days and change worth of music and used up maybe a whopping 3 percent of it's 80 gig capacity. It's seriously cutting into my knitting. But.......another 90 albums or so and I'm good. Unless........ It'll do books, videos, photos, the works. The only problem is, all the extra electronics a...
February 24, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
I'm still playing with my new toy. Monster pod. It's my first real mp3 player. Shhh. Don't tell anyone. Roar. So far, I've been uploading songs from my CD collection all week, and I'm up to about 2 days and change worth of music and used up maybe a whopping 3 percent of it's 80 gig capacity. It's seriously cutting into my knitting. But.......another 90 albums or so and I'm good. Unless........ It'll do books, videos, photos, the works. The only problem is, all the extra electronics a...
February 20, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
They say that one of the reasons that America has fought as well as it does, is because of the great care with which we equip their individual soldiers. Take WWII. German engineering was waaaay better than American. Look at the panzer tanks for example. In fact, when we conquered the Germans, a lot of our future wartime technology was plagarized in mass. However, we outproduced them, and American soldiers that were better supplied carried the day. However......... When my grandfather went ...
February 20, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
They say that one of the reasons that America has fought as well as it does, is because of the great care with which we equip their individual soldiers. Take WWII. German engineering was waaaay better than American. Look at the panzer tanks for example. In fact, when we conquered the Germans, a lot of our future wartime technology was plagarized in mass. However, we outproduced them, and American soldiers that were better supplied carried the day. However......... When my grandfather went ...
February 18, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
No, really. I'm not going to erase this one......this time. Right. Quick update, back from the field for a couple of days now. Been cleaning tents for two days straight, and if I never see another one, it'll be too soon......like tommorow. Sigh......... Got a monsterously huge iPod to take to Iraq. It's my first one. Shhhhh. Don't tell anyone. Last but not least, went to appleby's applebies applepie.....damn. And had mudslides, followed by watching Ghost Rider. Wow. Not canon, but c...
February 18, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
No, really. I'm not going to erase this one......this time. Right. Quick update, back from the field for a couple of days now. Been cleaning tents for two days straight, and if I never see another one, it'll be too soon......like tommorow. Sigh......... Got a monsterously huge iPod to take to Iraq. It's my first one. Shhhhh. Don't tell anyone. Last but not least, went to appleby's applebies applepie.....damn. And had mudslides, followed by watching Ghost Rider. Wow. Not canon, but c...
January 31, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
Going to the field for a couple of weeks or so, so won't be blogging for awhile. Don't worry about responding, it'll be a bit before I get anything. Also, sometime in the next few months my blog is going to die. Maybe sudden like. Don't sweat it, I'll be back, and I'll jump in occasionally when I can. May be a year or two though. It's only a war, no big deal. Admin, please don't erase my articles before say, mid 09? Love ya'll all, and be back for awhile soon, NBS.