Safety above mobility.
Published on February 20, 2007 By Spc Nobody Special In Humor
They say that one of the reasons that America has fought as well as it does, is because of the great care with which we equip their individual soldiers. Take WWII. German engineering was waaaay better than American. Look at the panzer tanks for example. In fact, when we conquered the Germans, a lot of our future wartime technology was plagarized in mass. However, we outproduced them, and American soldiers that were better supplied carried the day. However.........

When my grandfather went to war, you carried your gear in a duffel bag.

When my father went to war, it was about two duffel bags.

When I go to war, my mandatory personal equipment will be three duffel bags worth of gear, a rucksack, an assault pack, a computer case, a footlocker, and wearing 60 lbs of personal protective equipment, including, but by no means limited to, a flack vest full of armored plate, neck protectors, groin protectors, side protectors, biceps protectors, and armpit protectors, etc., not to mention attachments. And eye protection. Eye protection that scratches if you look through it crosseyed and becomes almost opaque in about two weeks. Sigh....................

I swear, I put all that crap on, and I feel like Ralphie when he's all swaddled up in a Christmas story. When under attack, I might be able to shrug my shoulders. Almost. Do the infantry wear all that shit? How the hell do they run during a fire fight? Especially in Iraq when it's a 120 degrees. It's all I can do to walk at a decent pace on a cool day in Washington. (just flack vest, helmet, assault pack, weapon, camelback, etc.)

It's all good though. When I have a son and he goes to war someday, I know that he'll be safely protected within a 5000 lb block of titanium (or frozen carbonite for you diehard Star Wars geeks), which will be driven by a contractor on a forklift towards the enemy at a high rate of speed. Whammo!!!! Of course, he won't have oxygen tanks, because that would be a safety hazard, but hey, breathing's a crutch anyways, am I right?

Oy. If I get any more safe, I won't be able to move an inch.
Yours truly,
nbs

Comments
on Feb 20, 2007
Good grief, that's a lot of load alright!


, I put all that crap on, and I feel like Ralphie when he's all swaddled up in a Christmas story.


Nice visual!  
on Feb 20, 2007
You crack me up. Thanks for bringing back memories. Of course, I didn't get all the fancy shmancy stuff. We just had a few rounds, a flack vest (no frills) and a kevlar.....and it still sucked on a hot day. I feel sorry for HW.
on Feb 20, 2007

Prolly can't have too much shit when the shit hits the fan! I remember my uncle who was infantry in Europe during the worst of WWII tell me one time when I commented about all the sandbags in use while we were watching an old war movie that when the bullets start flying, you just can't have too many. I imagine he was 100% on the money...
on Feb 21, 2007
I also found it very difficult to shoot with the vest on because the chest plate keeps you from pulling your elbows in very far...
on Feb 21, 2007
Fight in da nude!


And make sure there's plenty of mud to wallow in . . .
on Feb 21, 2007
What's your MOS?

Funny read, btw (not that I expected any different from you).







(PS - Ghost Rider ok for kids?)
on Feb 22, 2007
I also found it very difficult to shoot with the vest on because the chest plate keeps you from pulling your elbows in very far...


I think the new biceps protectors are the worst. They make it almost impossible to raise a weapon up to shoulder level. Meh. The thing that never happens with military equipment, is the people that design the product never spend any time directly using it themselves.

Fight in da nude!


Negative. Combat boots, dogtags and a light coat of CLP are a must. After that though? Hells yeah!

What's your MOS?


Erm, 97E, former 98G KP. Sometimes we're such pogues it's not even funny, and then other times........

(PS - Ghost Rider ok for kids?)


My quick reaction is.....erm, yes. Depending on the kid of course. I don't remember any terrible violence, although the main bad guy's kills were a bit ugly. No real sex, no real potty mouth. Good music. But then again, I'd been drinking a little, and I don't usually, so add the proverbial grain of salt.