Hello, my name is ben, and I have a problem..........I'm a cook. (no, not for the army, I'm a linguist, silly........or a silly linguist.......) I got started eight years back, after my wife and I got hitched, and were slowly losing weight on a regular diet of mac and cheese, and the occasional burnt pork steaks. After a little while of this, my sister got me Cooking for Dummies as a gag. Muhahaha!!!! I shall take this seriously, thunk I, and the joke was on her! Eight years later, I'm p...
Hello, my name is ben, and I have a problem..........I'm a cook. (no, not for the army, I'm a linguist, silly........or a silly linguist.......) I got started eight years back, after my wife and I got hitched, and were slowly losing weight on a regular diet of mac and cheese, and the occasional burnt pork steaks. After a little while of this, my sister got me Cooking for Dummies as a gag. Muhahaha!!!! I shall take this seriously, thunk I, and the joke was on her! Eight years later, I'm p...
I don't know what else to say, so..... Link
I don't know what else to say, so..... Link
Couldn't run today, Biked two hours in the rain and, Armadillo bits.
Couldn't run today, Biked two hours in the rain and, Armadillo bits.
Here's one of the funniest and strangest links I think I have ever found whilst google whacking. I was minding my own business, simply looking for pictures of psychotic killer squirrells for a blog idea, when I ran across this....squirrel fishing.....weird......but funny! Link
Here's one of the funniest and strangest links I think I have ever found whilst google whacking. I was minding my own business, simply looking for pictures of psychotic killer squirrells for a blog idea, when I ran across this....squirrel fishing.....weird......but funny! Link
Got any jokes? Good, bad, I don't care. I'm just wanting to start a long points whoring session and build up a library of bad jokes. I'll start with one I heard today, Two old lady's are standing outside a nursing home smoking, when it begins to rain. Nonchalantly, one old lady pulls out a condom, pokes a hole in one end, and puts it over the cigarette, continuing to smoke. The other old lady looks at her and says, "what on earth is that for?" First old lady replies, "I got it at the ph...
Got any jokes? Good, bad, I don't care. I'm just wanting to start a long points whoring session and build up a library of bad jokes. I'll start with one I heard today, Two old lady's are standing outside a nursing home smoking, when it begins to rain. Nonchalantly, one old lady pulls out a condom, pokes a hole in one end, and puts it over the cigarette, continuing to smoke. The other old lady looks at her and says, "what on earth is that for?" First old lady replies, "I got it at the ph...
Okay boys and girls, little Joey found the marble in the oatmeal, you know what that means? That's right! He gets to drink from the firehouse!!!!!! Yeah.......yeah, that's how exited I get when I get to put up the christmas lights. Only this year, it's been three years. One in an apartment. One in Korea. And the last one before that, I was in Monterey. So I dug out the old light ball and went to work. (and I didn't even fall off the roof once. well, sort of once, but that didn't real...
Okay boys and girls, little Joey found the marble in the oatmeal, you know what that means? That's right! He gets to drink from the firehouse!!!!!! Yeah.......yeah, that's how exited I get when I get to put up the christmas lights. Only this year, it's been three years. One in an apartment. One in Korea. And the last one before that, I was in Monterey. So I dug out the old light ball and went to work. (and I didn't even fall off the roof once. well, sort of once, but that didn't real...
Ever notice that one of the quickest ways to get a compliment is to tear yourself down? It seems like people who would ordinarily never piss on you if you were on fire will tell you nice things if you publicly shred yourself. And the converse is true as well, say something nice, however true, and they're sure to pick at you for being egotistical and vain. It seems that we as people can't handle those who are out of dead center mediocratic ego. Try to do something, and you will hear a mi...
Ever notice that one of the quickest ways to get a compliment is to tear yourself down? It seems like people who would ordinarily never piss on you if you were on fire will tell you nice things if you publicly shred yourself. And the converse is true as well, say something nice, however true, and they're sure to pick at you for being egotistical and vain. It seems that we as people can't handle those who are out of dead center mediocratic ego. Try to do something, and you will hear a mi...
I saw Geezer's latest article the other day, and it reminded me of the multiple wierd pictures that I have located hither and yon on the net. Here's some of my favorites, most I've posted before. If ya like, show me some of yours. As promised, something you should never do to a cat....... How I think of chip's sofa............. The wahine grinch/hulk, just don't make her mad......you wouldn't like her when she's mad............. Squirrel fishing..........heh heh.....