Here's one for all of you junkies, Who like old movies with big names and monkeys, Car chases and fights, And Dom Deloise in tights, Plus bimbos who're picked up as flunkies. Ole Clint did not fight in this flick, And Sally Fields did not play the chick, Farrah Fawcett was cool, Jamie Farr played the fool, And Roger Moore as always was slick. But I was most surprised by the man, A racer that came from "Japan", His car was well scorned, (Though he could watch porn) My God!!!...

Here's one for all of you junkies, Who like old movies with big names and monkeys, Car chases and fights, And Dom Deloise in tights, Plus bimbos who're picked up as flunkies. Ole Clint did not fight in this flick, And Sally Fields did not play the chick, Farrah Fawcett was cool, Jamie Farr played the fool, And Roger Moore as always was slick. But I was most surprised by the man, A racer that came from "Japan", His car was well scorned, (Though he could watch porn) My God!!!...

Ah hah!!!! yes I have a minivan.....(hangs head in shame.) I bartered it for a beat up piano I had so I could have something to drive while I do the body work on my mustang. So it has 200,000 miles on it (the van, not the mustang), there's nothing functionally wrong with it except it eventually needs another engine (not as bad as it sounds, I can pick up something decent here at the junkyard for about $300.) Aesthetically speaking, it could use work.....like replacing the dinged up hood,...

Ah hah!!!! yes I have a minivan.....(hangs head in shame.) I bartered it for a beat up piano I had so I could have something to drive while I do the body work on my mustang. So it has 200,000 miles on it (the van, not the mustang), there's nothing functionally wrong with it except it eventually needs another engine (not as bad as it sounds, I can pick up something decent here at the junkyard for about $300.) Aesthetically speaking, it could use work.....like replacing the dinged up hood,...

WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! For those who don't know it, I'm a teetotatlaaaaaaaaaaer, man can't type while drunk....... But tonight I'm celebrating my un ETS date. It's like an unbirthday, only today instead of it being not my birthday, it's the day that I don't get out of the army.....thank you stoploss. Well, it would have been nice, but I think last drunk 6 ago years I was the time. So I'm feelin' gooooood.......YEAH. waht are you lookin' at??? ( belligerent glare) Therefore, margaritas and Dr...

WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! For those who don't know it, I'm a teetotatlaaaaaaaaaaer, man can't type while drunk....... But tonight I'm celebrating my un ETS date. It's like an unbirthday, only today instead of it being not my birthday, it's the day that I don't get out of the army.....thank you stoploss. Well, it would have been nice, but I think last drunk 6 ago years I was the time. So I'm feelin' gooooood.......YEAH. waht are you lookin' at??? ( belligerent glare) Therefore, margaritas and Dr...

This is a quick blog in remembrance of 9/11. Tommorow is the third year anniversary of the attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon. Regardless of how you feel about the politics that followed, our society, our world was changed, with the murders of thousands of people in a short space of time. As a soldier, I have been affected personally by the results that followed, and I think that there are very few in this country, that if they do not know someone who was personally affect...

Went to work and we all did PT, Did pushups til we all got nosebleeds, And the thing that will suck, (cause we're shit out of luck) is we'll soon have to get up at three. I know that I am just depressed, 'cause its six days to original ETS, and I love the stop loss, can't talk back to the boss, or I could find myself under arrest. (well pushups or an article 15 anyway) Yes, 15 more years and I could retire, Climb to E-8 or maybe even higher, I think I could be, a decent 2nd...

Went to work and we all did PT, Did pushups til we all got nosebleeds, And the thing that will suck, (cause we're shit out of luck) is we'll soon have to get up at three. I know that I am just depressed, 'cause its six days to original ETS, and I love the stop loss, can't talk back to the boss, or I could find myself under arrest. (well pushups or an article 15 anyway) Yes, 15 more years and I could retire, Climb to E-8 or maybe even higher, I think I could be, a decent 2nd...

Here's one of the funniest and strangest links I think I have ever found whilst google whacking. I was minding my own business, simply looking for pictures of psychotic killer squirrells for a blog idea, when I ran across this....squirrel fishing.....weird......but funny! Link

Here's one of the funniest and strangest links I think I have ever found whilst google whacking. I was minding my own business, simply looking for pictures of psychotic killer squirrells for a blog idea, when I ran across this....squirrel fishing.....weird......but funny! Link

At the wednesday night edition of the Republican Convention, there was a small surprise,(at least to me) a speech by democrat senator Zell Miller. While at least claiming to still be very much a democrat, as far as the war in Iraq and John Kerry's voting record were concerned, he seemed very republican, or at least anti-Kerry. Cool. This however is incidental and, and if it turns into another Kerry vs. Bush debate, by all that is holy I swear I'll pull the article. The indirect connection ...