Quick limerick

Published on September 7, 2004 By Spc Nobody Special In Humor

Went to work and we all did PT,
Did pushups til we all got nosebleeds,
And the thing that will suck,
(cause we're shit out of luck)
is we'll soon have to get up at three.

I know that I am just depressed,
'cause its six days to original ETS,
and I love the stop loss,
can't talk back to the boss,
or I could find myself under arrest. (well pushups or an article 15 anyway)

Yes, 15 more years and I could retire,
Climb to E-8 or maybe even higher,
I think I could be,
a decent 2nd LT,
but on the whole I would rather get fired.

Thpppppt. I blow rasberries to the world in general. I'm cranky and I'm going to bed.

Comments

Talisein

on Sep 09, 2004

6 days yet, eh?

Heh.

43 days in finds you laying awake at night cursing every member of your chain of command endlessly. In your head, if you still are able to distinguish between reality and nightmare. You might eventually fall asleep, if the 12 other people in your room didn't think 2300 was Movie Time.

Spc Nobody Special

on Sep 09, 2004

Sounds alot like my current situation, only with 1 other person and better air conditioning.

SSG Geezer

on Sep 09, 2004

Good one,
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