10, 2, 4.....Drink a bite to eat!!!
Published on September 13, 2004 By Spc Nobody Special In Humor
WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! For those who don't know it, I'm a teetotatlaaaaaaaaaaer, man can't type while drunk....... But tonight I'm celebrating my un ETS date. It's like an unbirthday, only today instead of it being not my birthday, it's the day that I don't get out of the army.....thank you stoploss. Well, it would have been nice, but I think last drunk 6 ago years I was the time. So I'm feelin' gooooood.......YEAH. waht are you lookin' at??? ( belligerent glare) Therefore, margaritas and Dr. Pepper for everybody!!!!

teetotaler even.

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on Sep 13, 2004
Spc...ummm...I'm not even sure I got what you were saying, but it made me laugh! Good luck on typing while you're drunk man!

~carebear~
on Sep 13, 2004
Don't you have any vanilla twist vodka and diet soda? What kind of party is this?
on Sep 13, 2004
Don't you have any vanilla twist vodka and diet soda?


What the hell kind of chick drink is that?!?!?!?!

Here's a Prairie Fire for you - shot of tequila and 3 drops of tobasco! It burns going in and it burns coming out!
on Sep 13, 2004
What the hell kind of chick drink is that?!?!?!?!


da bes kine!

Here's a Prairie Fire for you - shot of tequila and 3 drops of tobasco! It burns going in and it burns coming out!


Hell no . . . pass me a Smirnoff Ice, willya please?
on Sep 13, 2004
Gosh, you guys and your alcohol!

~carebear~

Link

on Sep 13, 2004
Gosh, you guys and your alcohol!


Yeah, Korea and/or the Army will do that for you... My drink of choice now is Johnny Walker Black Label on the rocks. Smooooooth! But this boy has been out of Korea too long... So, a second drink will usually put me on my a$$ these days... and never on a school night...
on Sep 13, 2004
You should all come to Vegas and visit me and I'll make ya the M-post special.... We just call it the Bomb.....

Damn damn good And will drop ya pretty quick hehe
on Sep 15, 2004
Here's a Prairie Fire for you - shot of tequila and 3 drops of tobasco! It burns going in and it burns coming out


try the korean version, shot of tabasco, and three drops of soju.....oh so mashi eetnun kot(phonetic for oh so tasty....sort of.....)
on Sep 15, 2004
No, no, it's us guys and our alcohol: Link

Well, Special, I feel for you, as many of my friends were in the same boat the last time we were where we are. Good luck holding it together, man.
on Sep 17, 2004
try the korean version, shot of tabasco, and three drops of soju.....oh so mashi eetnun kot(phonetic for oh so tasty....sort of.....)


I don't think Different Hanja ever served that version and I'm glad for that! That won't burn going both ways... that will set you on fire!
on Sep 17, 2004
hoists one to Somebody Special....and drinks to His safe and speedy return to the States


Texas ain't a state anymore? I knew it was bound to happen one day . . . didn't expect it so soon, though!
on Sep 17, 2004
Actually, he is in the States (yes Wahine, Texas is still a state), not Iraq. However, part of his unit is deployed, so the entire unit is on stoploss until after those in Iraq return. There is still a chance that he may be sent over at some point this year, but it's not very likely.

I hope you are able to join your hubby in Richmond soon, little_whip. Being apart is definately not fun......
on Sep 18, 2004
Don't you have any vanilla twist vodka and diet soda? What kind of party is this?


You did NOT just suggest mixing alkyhol with a DIET drink?!? EEEEUUUUGGGGGGHHH!

Just for that I'm going to take the fun outta diet coke for you. Aspartame (the sweetener in diet coke) is molecularly similar to formaldehyde. Your body doesn't contain the proper environment to keep the aspartame from converting, and so it converts into formaldehyde in your system, and in large doses can cause arthritic symptoms.

(Gideon the evil rubs his hands and heads on his merry way).
on Sep 19, 2004
Going off on Gideon's tangent, I read (somewhere) that you have to drink a litre of straight aspartame to get the same cancer or cancerous symptoms that rats get, 'cause that's proportionate to the quantity given to them in tests (depending on body weight, etc.) Also, Gid, from my short stint with cigarettes, I think I remember reading that they also have formaldehyde or some such substance in them. Mmm.

I'd love to blog while drunk, but I hate the taste of beer and wine and am generally too cheap to buy anything to make at home. I might have H take me out to get sloshed some night and then come home, but usually I just get sleepy. Lightweight. Bleh.

on Sep 19, 2004
You did NOT just suggest mixing alkyhol with a DIET drink?!? EEEEUUUUGGGGGGHHH!


Heh . . . tastes good, less filling.

I will be honest here . . . I will drink anything . . . I like it with diet soda 'cause it cuts down on the calories as far as what I mix my liquor with. I drink diet soda all day everyday, though . . . you don't scare me!

Going off on Gideon's tangent, I read (somewhere) that you have to drink a litre of straight aspartame to get the same cancer or cancerous symptoms that rats get, 'cause that's proportionate to the quantity given to them in tests (depending on body weight, etc.)


I remember reading that in a college text . . .

I'd love to blog while drunk, but I hate the taste of beer and wine and am generally too cheap to buy anything to make at home. I might have H take me out to get sloshed some night and then come home, but usually I just get sleepy.


Me, too. First comes silly and buzzed, next comes horny, and then finally sleepy (or pukey if too much alcohol is involved). I've only drank twice since my husband left . . . meh, what's the point? It's only fun when he's here.
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