Holy Crap, that was JACKIE CHAN!!!!
Published on September 27, 2004 By Spc Nobody Special In Humor
Here's one for all of you junkies,
Who like old movies with big names and monkeys,
Car chases and fights,
And Dom Deloise in tights,
Plus bimbos who're picked up as flunkies.

Ole Clint did not fight in this flick,
And Sally Fields did not play the chick,
Farrah Fawcett was cool,
Jamie Farr played the fool,
And Roger Moore as always was slick.

But I was most surprised by the man,
A racer that came from "Japan",
His car was well scorned,
(Though he could watch porn)
My God!!! That guy's Jackie Chan!!!!

Burt Reynolds, crazy antics and beer,
Give warm fuzzies from toes to my ears,
And now that I know,
That it's not just a show,
I have SO got to try this next year.

P.S. I had no idea there was a real thing. No, not the crappy reality show, they honestly used to race breakneck all the way cross country back in the seventies. The ambulance used for the movie was actually built and raced in by the director.Link


Comments
on Sep 27, 2004
I've never seen that movie, but I'm happy to see your limericks are back anyways.
on Sep 27, 2004
Very nice! I loved this movie when I first saw it!
on Sep 27, 2004
They still do it but more like a time/distance precision thing.
on Sep 27, 2004
I've never seen that movie


Oh but now you must.....are you sure you're from texas???(gently teasing) Also required on the great 70's and early 80's good ole boy's (redneck edition) movies of all time, are Cannonball Two, Smokey and the Bandit (just the first one, don't bother with the other piece of squirrel poo), Over the Top, Any Which Way But Loose, Any Which Way You Can........hmmmm......what else am I missing from the genre?
Anyone???......Anyone???......Bueller???
on Sep 27, 2004
I've never seen any of those . . .

. . . my parents did have a Smokey and the Bandit 8 track . . . and I once saw a nude photo of Burt Reynolds with a smiley face icon covering his schlong.
on Sep 27, 2004
Any Which Way But Loose


Every which way but loose

Right turn, Clyde!
on Sep 27, 2004
Sigh..........and now, just because I can........You haven't seen Smokey and the Bandit??? That's nuts!!!Link

on Sep 27, 2004
hmm . . . that was . . . both adorable and disturbing . . .
on Sep 27, 2004
Every which way but loose

Right turn, Clyde!


No, not the orangatang!!!!!Link

on Sep 27, 2004
hmm . . . that was . . . both adorable and disturbing


Thank God I'm at least consistent then.........
on Sep 27, 2004
No, not the orangatang!!!!!Link


We had that soundtrack at my house when I was a kid. I can still hear the main title song in my head today!
on Sep 28, 2004
As far as not having seen certain movies (or knowing about them at least).....................at one point in Cannonball Run Jackie Chan puts a video in while he's driving. I didn't know that it was a real movie (Behind the Green Door).