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March 24, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
O Media, which me protects, Tell me what to be scared of next. A dozen people killed by SARS, West Nile Virus, faulty cars, with airbag lights that catch on fire, or ride upon a firestone tire. Bovine hormones give you breasts, or positives on gaydar tests, and nationwide postal anthrax too, (how many died, did I? did you?) O Media, which me protects, Tell me what to be scared of next. Make me frightened with filmstock grainy, E coli lettuce and "richard" cheney, I heard he...
March 24, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
O Media, which me protects, Tell me what to be scared of next. A dozen people killed by SARS, West Nile Virus, faulty cars, with airbag lights that catch on fire, or ride upon a firestone tire. Bovine hormones give you breasts, or positives on gaydar tests, and nationwide postal anthrax too, (how many died, did I? did you?) O Media, which me protects, Tell me what to be scared of next. Make me frightened with filmstock grainy, E coli lettuce and "richard" cheney, I heard he...
March 24, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
It's life, Jim But not as we know it. Tantalizing green women, Night after night. (mr. sulu, take the helm) If I give 'er any more she'll blow, indeed. No, I can't diagnose that sore on the end of your.......well, after all, Dammit, I'm a television actor, not a doctor, Jim. You boldly went where no man did before, on a five year mission. Seeking out new life........and lonely, single civilizations. Set phasers to kill, indeed. Don't look now, "kling-ons" on your.........
March 24, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
It's life, Jim But not as we know it. Tantalizing green women, Night after night. (mr. sulu, take the helm) If I give 'er any more she'll blow, indeed. No, I can't diagnose that sore on the end of your.......well, after all, Dammit, I'm a television actor, not a doctor, Jim. You boldly went where no man did before, on a five year mission. Seeking out new life........and lonely, single civilizations. Set phasers to kill, indeed. Don't look now, "kling-ons" on your.........
March 19, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
Alright, sports fans. So you've had a rough day of protesting the Iraq war by blocking Seattle rush-hour traffic. (thanks a lot by the way.........damn it.) No? You're the biggest pro-Bush fan since his Scottie dogs? America is divided politcally over the war in Iraq. Everybody's got an opinion about it. I'm sure you're forming your opinion based on sound judgement stemming from long hours of research and well informed decision making. Maybe not. I was reminded tonight of a Daily Show ...
March 19, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
Alright, sports fans. So you've had a rough day of protesting the Iraq war by blocking Seattle rush-hour traffic. (thanks a lot by the way.........damn it.) No? You're the biggest pro-Bush fan since his Scottie dogs? America is divided politcally over the war in Iraq. Everybody's got an opinion about it. I'm sure you're forming your opinion based on sound judgement stemming from long hours of research and well informed decision making. Maybe not. I was reminded tonight of a Daily Show ...
March 7, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
Washington - March 6, 2007 In a surprise move by acting Secretary of the Army Peter Green, the Department of the Army has decided on the ninth major change to the Kevlar body armor in the past three years. Although unorthodox, the doctors at Walter Reed have announced a new surgical technique that will allow soldiers to be tattooed, head to foot with liquid Kevlar. Critics of the program call it ludicrous, insane, and immoral. Others wonder why the Army hasn't thought of it sooner. Says...
March 7, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
Washington - March 6, 2007 In a surprise move by acting Secretary of the Army Peter Green, the Department of the Army has decided on the ninth major change to the Kevlar body armor in the past three years. Although unorthodox, the doctors at Walter Reed have announced a new surgical technique that will allow soldiers to be tattooed, head to foot with liquid Kevlar. Critics of the program call it ludicrous, insane, and immoral. Others wonder why the Army hasn't thought of it sooner. Says...
March 2, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
As promised, here's some pictures. Except I haven't figured out how my wife got around the evil, all invasive "Easy Share" (Ha!!!) software for our digital camera, so I can't post any pictures of my trebuchet yet. Enjoy. The beautiful, warm, inviting housing in which I live on Ft. Lewis... Me, trying on the hat I knit for dharma a couple of months back. I took it a little bit further before I sent it. Really........ My wife's face. EXTREME CLOSEUP!!!!!!! My demonic ...
March 2, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
As promised, here's some pictures. Except I haven't figured out how my wife got around the evil, all invasive "Easy Share" (Ha!!!) software for our digital camera, so I can't post any pictures of my trebuchet yet. Enjoy. The beautiful, warm, inviting housing in which I live on Ft. Lewis... Me, trying on the hat I knit for dharma a couple of months back. I took it a little bit further before I sent it. Really........ My wife's face. EXTREME CLOSEUP!!!!!!! My demonic ...
February 25, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
As promised, an Army perspective on some classic proverbs and sayings. 1. A woobie is a man's best friend. 2. A 10 mile ruckmarch is as good as a mile. 3. All men are not cast in the same mold.......except for MPs. 4. Bad news travels fast. Deductions from your paycheck travel even faster. 5. Bad planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part. (eliminate all portions in highlight. 6. Boys will be boys. And so will girls. Army of one, hooah. 7. Christmas comes, bu...
February 25, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
As promised, an Army perspective on some classic proverbs and sayings. 1. A woobie is a man's best friend. 2. A 10 mile ruckmarch is as good as a mile. 3. All men are not cast in the same mold.......except for MPs. 4. Bad news travels fast. Deductions from your paycheck travel even faster. 5. Bad planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part. (eliminate all portions in highlight. 6. Boys will be boys. And so will girls. Army of one, hooah. 7. Christmas comes, bu...
February 24, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
And, since it's been awhile, a warm up....... Two officers are sitting out on the edge of an airfield watching a private mowing grass. After talking for awhile, they start arguing over whether sex is 95 percent mental, or 95 percent physical. They argue and argue and finally one of them says, "You know what? That private over there is a lot younger than us and probably has way more sex. We'll go ask him, and whatever he says goes." So, they go up to him and ask the question "Son, do yo...
February 24, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
And, since it's been awhile, a warm up....... Two officers are sitting out on the edge of an airfield watching a private mowing grass. After talking for awhile, they start arguing over whether sex is 95 percent mental, or 95 percent physical. They argue and argue and finally one of them says, "You know what? That private over there is a lot younger than us and probably has way more sex. We'll go ask him, and whatever he says goes." So, they go up to him and ask the question "Son, do yo...
February 24, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
I'm still playing with my new toy. Monster pod. It's my first real mp3 player. Shhh. Don't tell anyone. Roar. So far, I've been uploading songs from my CD collection all week, and I'm up to about 2 days and change worth of music and used up maybe a whopping 3 percent of it's 80 gig capacity. It's seriously cutting into my knitting. But.......another 90 albums or so and I'm good. Unless........ It'll do books, videos, photos, the works. The only problem is, all the extra electronics a...