Day 99. 1. Began massive distraction from the needs of facing reality today, by beginning an online game, Kingdom of Loathing. Stick figure characters, no rules given, just jump right in. Link 2. Very weird, but funny. Oh yeah, and the currency seems to be meat. 3. Someday I will facedown the Naughty Sorceress. (probably about when I figure out all the rules.) An adventurer is me!

Day 99. 1. Began massive distraction from the needs of facing reality today, by beginning an online game, Kingdom of Loathing. Stick figure characters, no rules given, just jump right in. Link 2. Very weird, but funny. Oh yeah, and the currency seems to be meat. 3. Someday I will facedown the Naughty Sorceress. (probably about when I figure out all the rules.) An adventurer is me!

So......big Day 100. Here's a day at work. 1. Honed my body, making myself a more effecient killing machine. 2. Performed a mission essential task as a well trained, intelligence professional, thereby making the world in general, and Iraq in particular a safer place to be. 3. Used said well honed, and professionally trained body to clean urinals and sweep floors...........(most enjoyable part of my day, and probably the bit that makes a greatest difference in the world, Woot!)

So......big Day 100. Here's a day at work. 1. Honed my body, making myself a more effecient killing machine. 2. Performed a mission essential task as a well trained, intelligence professional, thereby making the world in general, and Iraq in particular a safer place to be. 3. Used said well honed, and professionally trained body to clean urinals and sweep floors...........(most enjoyable part of my day, and probably the bit that makes a greatest difference in the world, Woot!)

1. Got my onpost driving privileges back......Hooray!!!! 2. Interviewed for the leper position today. The man said he just didn't feel that I was ready, but asked me not to be sore ...... However, he did drop a few things off later, and gave me a few tips............ He was dying for me to come back and get the job....... 3. Interviewed with the government of France re. starting another Crusade. They said that in fact they weren't interested at this time, as there was already one ...

1. Got my onpost driving privileges back......Hooray!!!! 2. Interviewed for the leper position today. The man said he just didn't feel that I was ready, but asked me not to be sore ...... However, he did drop a few things off later, and gave me a few tips............ He was dying for me to come back and get the job....... 3. Interviewed with the government of France re. starting another Crusade. They said that in fact they weren't interested at this time, as there was already one ...

Hello, may I speak to --------(my wife). Ummm. Okay. Hang on. Another bill left over from my last renter. Crap, crap, crap. Sorry dear........ I bought a house in San Angelo, Tx. when I thought I was going to be getting out soon after getting back from Korea. Short trip to Ft. Hood, then home, right? Nope, stoploss, better rent it out if ya wanna see your wife for a couple of years. Long story short (too late) they trashed the place, did some things I won't go into, and skipped out on t...

Day 102. 1. Watched Kingdom of Heaven. 2. Considered enlisting in the Crusades to retake Jerusalem under King Richard after ETSing from the army. Was disappointed to discover that Orlando Bloom would not be participating, and that the Crusade in question, had in fact been over for the last 800 years or so. Additionally, this may cause a conflict of intrest during my IRR time, and I would have to work for the French. C'est dommage. 3. Filed a resume for a position as a leper instead. ...

Day 102. 1. Watched Kingdom of Heaven. 2. Considered enlisting in the Crusades to retake Jerusalem under King Richard after ETSing from the army. Was disappointed to discover that Orlando Bloom would not be participating, and that the Crusade in question, had in fact been over for the last 800 years or so. Additionally, this may cause a conflict of intrest during my IRR time, and I would have to work for the French. C'est dommage. 3. Filed a resume for a position as a leper instead. ...

Day 103 until my great escape. (started this yesterday, this series will of course continue for another 102.........) 1. Called my mother and stepmother for Mother's Day. 2. Listened to my stepmother rant on for twenty minutes about how wonderful the Army is for me, why I should reenlist, the great benefits and health care we recieve, what on earth could you do for a living when you get out? (After all, I only speak three languages, have a degree, a clearance, and prior government ...

Day 103 until my great escape. (started this yesterday, this series will of course continue for another 102.........) 1. Called my mother and stepmother for Mother's Day. 2. Listened to my stepmother rant on for twenty minutes about how wonderful the Army is for me, why I should reenlist, the great benefits and health care we recieve, what on earth could you do for a living when you get out? (After all, I only speak three languages, have a degree, a clearance, and prior government ...

As day follows night, and as my cat follows me when I'm cooking fish, here follows the antithesis, the diametrical opposite to my I declare this Eeeevil article. Link Instead, here's a list of things I think are not just good, but make my life better in a significant way........... 1. Dr. Pepper 2. A heavy, hard-core reading habit, all inclusive, but especially heavy on the scifi fantasy stuff. 3. Mustangs 4. All muscle cars (except for the last few years of the Nova, when it started l...

As day follows night, and as my cat follows me when I'm cooking fish, here follows the antithesis, the diametrical opposite to my I declare this Eeeevil article. Link Instead, here's a list of things I think are not just good, but make my life better in a significant way........... 1. Dr. Pepper 2. A heavy, hard-core reading habit, all inclusive, but especially heavy on the scifi fantasy stuff. 3. Mustangs 4. All muscle cars (except for the last few years of the Nova, when it started l...

Wallah! My new series of articles as I prepare to exit the army. Some will remember the League, and the zombie deer articles, and won't be terribly surprised. Day 104. 1. Asked for the return of my on post driving privileges. 2. Studied Charles Whitman online as preperatory research, just in case of further stoploss. Link 3. Sold my soul to rock and roll as my sergeant-major assures us we'll be desperate for money upon leaving the Army. To continue on day 103...........

Wallah! My new series of articles as I prepare to exit the army. Some will remember the League, and the zombie deer articles, and won't be terribly surprised. Day 104. 1. Asked for the return of my on post driving privileges. 2. Studied Charles Whitman online as preperatory research, just in case of further stoploss. Link 3. Sold my soul to rock and roll as my sergeant-major assures us we'll be desperate for money upon leaving the Army. To continue on day 103...........