Hail to the king, baby.
Published on May 9, 2005 By Spc Nobody Special In Humor
Day 102.

1. Watched Kingdom of Heaven.

2. Considered enlisting in the Crusades to retake Jerusalem under King Richard after ETSing from the army. Was disappointed to discover that Orlando Bloom would not be participating, and that the Crusade in question, had in fact been over for the last 800 years or so. Additionally, this may cause a conflict of intrest during my IRR time, and I would have to work for the French. C'est dommage.

3. Filed a resume for a position as a leper instead. Look out job world, here I come!

Comments
on May 09, 2005
you are nuts SPC. {But I love reading your articles.}
on May 09, 2005
Was disappointed to discover that Orlando Bloom would not be participating, and that the Crusade in question, had in fact been over for the last 800 years or so.

This got me cracking up! Excellent, hahaha!
on May 10, 2005
the Crusade in question, had in fact been over for the last 800 years or so.


Clearly it's time for "Crusade: Reloaded"! There's gotta be a monarch or two somewhere in Europe willing to fund it, if only to divert attention from their own internal issues.