Published on May 10, 2005 By Spc Nobody Special In Humor
1. Got my onpost driving privileges back......Hooray!!!!

2. Interviewed for the leper position today. The man said he just didn't feel that I was ready, but asked me not to be sore......
However, he did drop a few things off later, and gave me a few tips............ He was dying for me to come back and get the job.......

3. Interviewed with the government of France re. starting another Crusade. They said that in fact they weren't interested at this time, as there was already one going on in the Middle East.....I didn't like his answer, so I took their lands, cut off their heads, then forced them to convert to Holy Southern Roman Baptisticism. Raped their horses and rode off on their women..........Film at eleven.

4. Made sign........Will blog for food..........

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on May 10, 2005
In rare form tonight i see!