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December 31, 2005 by Spc Nobody Special
Well, it's that time again. Time to pull out the grand ideals and lie yourself silly. As if you really believed yourself anyways. Let's see how I fared on last years resolutions. 1. Eat out no more than once a week. Ennnnh. Thank you for playing. Care to try again next year? 2. Stay able to wear the same pair of pants. Surprisingly succeeded here, although for a little while there, said pants were suffering from a great deal of stress. 3. Run two thousand miles this year. (see...
December 29, 2005 by Spc Nobody Special
Well, you can tack the Spc back onto Spc NBS. I'm DEPed (delayed entry) back into the Army. I get to leave for beautiful Norfolk, Virginia on the 11th. Unsurprisingly, recruiter said it was stripes for skills, so naturally it's not. No easy promotion for me. Was told I would have the option of travelling by POV and my personal stuff/army gear, (yeah, right) so instead I get flown there with nothing but my overnight bag. I can however ship it myself out of pocket, or fly back and drive ...
December 29, 2005 by Spc Nobody Special
Well, you can tack the Spc back onto Spc NBS. I'm DEPed (delayed entry) back into the Army. I get to leave for beautiful Norfolk, Virginia on the 11th. Unsurprisingly, recruiter said it was stripes for skills, so naturally it's not. No easy promotion for me. Was told I would have the option of travelling by POV and my personal stuff/army gear, (yeah, right) so instead I get flown there with nothing but my overnight bag. I can however ship it myself out of pocket, or fly back and drive ...
December 26, 2005 by Spc Nobody Special
This is NBS, reporting all the made up news that is news, here at JU. December 26, Los Angeles. Today, in the Christmas spirit of forgiveness, Californian Democrats entered a bill to have notorious Crips founder Tookie Williams brought back from the dead. Tookie Williams, a one-time weight lifter power lifter in the class of Arnold Swarzenheger, was convicted in 1981 of killing several men at a 7-11, and at a Los Angles motel, and was killed by lethal injection on December 13th of this ye...
December 26, 2005 by Spc Nobody Special
This is NBS, reporting all the made up news that is news, here at JU. December 26, Los Angeles. Today, in the Christmas spirit of forgiveness, Californian Democrats entered a bill to have notorious Crips founder Tookie Williams brought back from the dead. Tookie Williams, a one-time weight lifter power lifter in the class of Arnold Swarzenheger, was convicted in 1981 of killing several men at a 7-11, and at a Los Angles motel, and was killed by lethal injection on December 13th of this ye...
December 24, 2005 by Spc Nobody Special
And there were shepherds living in the fields nearby abiding their sheep by night. An angel of the Lord appeared to them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were sore afraid. But the angel said unto them, "Fear not, for I bring you tidings of great joy that will be for all people. For unto you is born this day in the City of David, a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord. And this will be a sign to you: You will find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes and lying ...
December 24, 2005 by Spc Nobody Special
How 'bout that? I made it 'til 2:30 a.m. this time. Okay, who's out there? I'm going to try to get back to sleep, but really, I don't see it happening. But first, I'm going to try an old home remedy, or a combination thereof. The main thing keeping me down is sore throat and a wicked cough. Every time I lay down, the mucus starts a flowin' down slow, so..........I've looked at maybe 30 or 40 home remedies or so. They largely seem to consist of gargling with a little honey, and something a...
December 24, 2005 by Spc Nobody Special
How 'bout that? I made it 'til 2:30 a.m. this time. Okay, who's out there? I'm going to try to get back to sleep, but really, I don't see it happening. But first, I'm going to try an old home remedy, or a combination thereof. The main thing keeping me down is sore throat and a wicked cough. Every time I lay down, the mucus starts a flowin' down slow, so..........I've looked at maybe 30 or 40 home remedies or so. They largely seem to consist of gargling with a little honey, and something a...
December 23, 2005 by Spc Nobody Special
Some of the military folks on here I worked with will remember it. Ugly. Ughly. Green '92 Voyager minivan I had. Until today. It's gone. It's gone! Hoorah for Dixie! Hoorah!!! erm. yeah. I sold it today to a nice young Mexican from Matamordos. I only got 400 for it, but who cares? I was starting to think about giving it away. Amazingly, sick or not, I got it together today and fixed everything wrong with that van in a couple of hours. (running wise. It's still as ugly as sin.) Switched...
December 23, 2005 by Spc Nobody Special
Some of the military folks on here I worked with will remember it. Ugly. Ughly. Green '92 Voyager minivan I had. Until today. It's gone. It's gone! Hoorah for Dixie! Hoorah!!! erm. yeah. I sold it today to a nice young Mexican from Matamordos. I only got 400 for it, but who cares? I was starting to think about giving it away. Amazingly, sick or not, I got it together today and fixed everything wrong with that van in a couple of hours. (running wise. It's still as ugly as sin.) Switched...
December 23, 2005 by Spc Nobody Special
There is absolutely no substance to this article whatsoever. I was just flipping through some of my favorite sites I haven't been to in awhile. (Insomnia is a great time saver.) I was on JibJab and found this. Link I can't link directly to it, but when you get their click on the Bush year in review, 2-0-5, right at the top of the page. I'm a conservative republican and support Bush. But ................damn that was funny. Well worth a little political heresy on my part. Enjoy.
December 23, 2005 by Spc Nobody Special
There is absolutely no substance to this article whatsoever. I was just flipping through some of my favorite sites I haven't been to in awhile. (Insomnia is a great time saver.) I was on JibJab and found this. Link I can't link directly to it, but when you get their click on the Bush year in review, 2-0-5, right at the top of the page. I'm a conservative republican and support Bush. But ................damn that was funny. Well worth a little political heresy on my part. Enjoy.
December 23, 2005 by Spc Nobody Special
Just wondering who's up and on JU right now. I'm an influenza insomniac for the night; every time I lay down and start to get to sleep, I cough myself awake. I have no idea who's usually up this hour, so drop in and leave a line, say hi and the time where you are. It's just now hitting 5:00 a.m. central here, but I've been up for the last hour. Good morning.
December 23, 2005 by Spc Nobody Special
Just wondering who's up and on JU right now. I'm an influenza insomniac for the night; every time I lay down and start to get to sleep, I cough myself awake. I have no idea who's usually up this hour, so drop in and leave a line, say hi and the time where you are. It's just now hitting 5:00 a.m. central here, but I've been up for the last hour. Good morning.
December 22, 2005 by Spc Nobody Special
Ever dreamed of starting your own biological weapons program but just didn't have the money? Well today's your lucky day. Why waste all your money trying to mess with deadly anthrax? Let's face it, ricin just plain doesn't work, nerve agents are messy, and hard to get out of the furniture, and ebola? It works great, but it's just not aerosol transmittable, and burns itself out before it even has a chance to get down to work. Right now, I'll give you an amazing Christmas special. For not...