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January 10, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
I had a p.t. test yesterday. Apparently it is possible to skip p.t. for six months, work out like crazy the day before, and pass the test. Raw score: 54 pushups, 70 situps, and a whopping 16:00 minute two miles. My worst score in a few years, but meh. The only bad part was the tape test (since I busted weight, obviously). 36.5 inches at the waist, and 15.75 at the neck. OUCH. Was it only a year ago I was cautiously squeezing into size 32s? Sigh......long way to come back. I also hurt l...
January 10, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
I had a p.t. test yesterday. Apparently it is possible to skip p.t. for six months, work out like crazy the day before, and pass the test. Raw score: 54 pushups, 70 situps, and a whopping 16:00 minute two miles. My worst score in a few years, but meh. The only bad part was the tape test (since I busted weight, obviously). 36.5 inches at the waist, and 15.75 at the neck. OUCH. Was it only a year ago I was cautiously squeezing into size 32s? Sigh......long way to come back. I also hurt l...
January 8, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
Heh heh heh.......I taught Joy how to knit yesterday. Do you see what you've gone and done, Dharma? Huh? Huh? I hope you bought stock at Michael's and MJDs before you started blogging about this stuff. Joy wasn't overwhelmed with desire at first, but I nagged her a little.........and voila. Give an obsessive-compulsive woman a hobby involving soothing, repetitive hand motion.........and you end up with three feet of chenille scarf in one day. Good grief!!! She's already got down castin...
January 8, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
Heh heh heh.......I taught Joy how to knit yesterday. Do you see what you've gone and done, Dharma? Huh? Huh? I hope you bought stock at Michael's and MJDs before you started blogging about this stuff. Joy wasn't overwhelmed with desire at first, but I nagged her a little.........and voila. Give an obsessive-compulsive woman a hobby involving soothing, repetitive hand motion.........and you end up with three feet of chenille scarf in one day. Good grief!!! She's already got down castin...
December 24, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
December 24th, Santa's Workshop, North Pole. Today, with only hours remaining before the largest delivery of the fiscal year, Saint Nicholas aka "Santa Claus" aka "Father Christmas " was served with an injunction, as well as a subpoena to appear in local courts regarding an investigation into the possible mistreatment of animals in his care, namely nine specimens of the Great Northern Scandinavian Carribou. Legal action was instigated by left wing animal rights association P.E.T.A., or ...
December 24, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
December 24th, Santa's Workshop, North Pole. Today, with only hours remaining before the largest delivery of the fiscal year, Saint Nicholas aka "Santa Claus" aka "Father Christmas " was served with an injunction, as well as a subpoena to appear in local courts regarding an investigation into the possible mistreatment of animals in his care, namely nine specimens of the Great Northern Scandinavian Carribou. Legal action was instigated by left wing animal rights association P.E.T.A., or ...
December 23, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
Now open for conversation, How bad is the worst christmas rush you've experienced this year? Discuss. Talk amongst yourselves. So far, my worst was when I faced the PX and the comissary this morning. (I love you, dear........sigh..........but now you owe me. Even if I did forget the lemon juice.......) At the commissary the grocery checkout line folded the entire length of the front of the store, than wrapped around three outer walls and well into the produce section. Past tale...
December 23, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
Now open for conversation, How bad is the worst christmas rush you've experienced this year? Discuss. Talk amongst yourselves. So far, my worst was when I faced the PX and the comissary this morning. (I love you, dear........sigh..........but now you owe me. Even if I did forget the lemon juice.......) At the commissary the grocery checkout line folded the entire length of the front of the store, than wrapped around three outer walls and well into the produce section. Past tale...
December 22, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
Google whacking the net will pull down all kinds of info on the origins of Christmas rites and traditions. For example, you know where the silly hat comes from? During the festival of Saturnalia, a week long Roman New Years party that got incorporated into the church's Christmas parties about, oh, say a little after 221 A.D., there was a Feast of Misrule, in which the masters of the house were the servants, and vice-versa. During that time, it was common for all involved to wear a conical ...
December 22, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
Google whacking the net will pull down all kinds of info on the origins of Christmas rites and traditions. For example, you know where the silly hat comes from? During the festival of Saturnalia, a week long Roman New Years party that got incorporated into the church's Christmas parties about, oh, say a little after 221 A.D., there was a Feast of Misrule, in which the masters of the house were the servants, and vice-versa. During that time, it was common for all involved to wear a conical ...
December 19, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
Woot. I'm in a house, I'm unloaded, and I'm desperately unpacking like the wind. (scattering boxes and light weight paper items all over the place, making a mess..............) Christmas tree is up, laundry is done. I'm going home now to deal with selling my house, running, and putting up Christmas lights. Whee con brisas!!!!!! Can you put Dr. Pepper in eggnog? NBS. P.S. My address will follow to those that need it, just let me know, and we'll work out the details.
December 19, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
Woot. I'm in a house, I'm unloaded, and I'm desperately unpacking like the wind. (scattering boxes and light weight paper items all over the place, making a mess..............) Christmas tree is up, laundry is done. I'm going home now to deal with selling my house, running, and putting up Christmas lights. Whee con brisas!!!!!! Can you put Dr. Pepper in eggnog? NBS. P.S. My address will follow to those that need it, just let me know, and we'll work out the details.
December 2, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
And I'm gonna cry all the way.......to my nice cozy detention center. Heh........... Off to the field for the week. For those of you who are wondering, I pulled my last article, just in case. Call me crazy, but in a unit full of 97Bs........... At any rate, I've got a place to live, sort of. It's an on post six pack, and I'll have it on the 4th of January. So, just two weeks and change livin' out of a motel. (no, no guest lodging. they don't allow the furballs.) I'm gonna get to leave h...
December 2, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
And I'm gonna cry all the way.......to my nice cozy detention center. Heh........... Off to the field for the week. For those of you who are wondering, I pulled my last article, just in case. Call me crazy, but in a unit full of 97Bs........... At any rate, I've got a place to live, sort of. It's an on post six pack, and I'll have it on the 4th of January. So, just two weeks and change livin' out of a motel. (no, no guest lodging. they don't allow the furballs.) I'm gonna get to leave h...
November 25, 2006 by Spc Nobody Special
Beware sports fans, the sun is shining today in Tacoma, so we highly recommend you stay indoors. Don't want to ruin that beautiful catfish belly colored skin. Yum. Slept in this morning to kill as much of the long weekend as possible. Then got up and went for a little 5 mileish run. Whee!!!! I'm giddy on what's that stuff again? Oh yeah, oxygen. They didn't have much of it at a mile up in elevation. Then I followed it up with a nice, healthy six pieces of fried chicken and two dr. peppers ...