That's right boys and girls, you've read about it in the newspaper, it was in the movies, you've seen it on tv, it must be true! We the Christians of America are hate-mongering bigots, and we're judging you, even as we speak! Got a pre-conceived notion of how horrible we are? Well just add that we eat babies, and you'll be on the right track. Are you gay? Well then, I hate you personally. I'm judging your lifestyle. How dare you, you filthy pervert, you. Are you muslim? Sweet. I'm goi...
That's right boys and girls, you've read about it in the newspaper, it was in the movies, you've seen it on tv, it must be true! We the Christians of America are hate-mongering bigots, and we're judging you, even as we speak! Got a pre-conceived notion of how horrible we are? Well just add that we eat babies, and you'll be on the right track. Are you gay? Well then, I hate you personally. I'm judging your lifestyle. How dare you, you filthy pervert, you. Are you muslim? Sweet. I'm goi...
1. There's ALWAYS a tattoo parlor open somewhere. 2. Sitting outside on warm summer nights and listening to the hum of the drunk drivers, crossing the rumble strip. 3. The Bean Tree. (coffee house in cove) 4. The Kettle. It's like a waffle house, only without the classy atmosphere. 5. You can see every car known to man here. And some that aren't. 6. I love the smell of cow shit in the morning. 7. Greywar once lived here. 8. Running the back roads. 9. Dodging drunk drivers whilst runni...
1. There's ALWAYS a tattoo parlor open somewhere. 2. Sitting outside on warm summer nights and listening to the hum of the drunk drivers, crossing the rumble strip. 3. The Bean Tree. (coffee house in cove) 4. The Kettle. It's like a waffle house, only without the classy atmosphere. 5. You can see every car known to man here. And some that aren't. 6. I love the smell of cow shit in the morning. 7. Greywar once lived here. 8. Running the back roads. 9. Dodging drunk drivers whilst runni...
So I'm sitting at home, getting ready for a job interview.........and I get a call. "Hello, may I speak to Benjamin - -----." "This is 1st Sergeant Enter Generic Name Here from the 3 Corps reserve unit." "You do know you're registered with the Individual Ready Reserves, right?" significant pause cautious "riiiiiiight." "Well I'm calling to let you know about reserve units in the Austin, Ft. Hood area and..." "Excuse me, I'm NOT interested in joining the reserves." "You'd rather...
So I'm sitting at home, getting ready for a job interview.........and I get a call. "Hello, may I speak to Benjamin - -----." "This is 1st Sergeant Enter Generic Name Here from the 3 Corps reserve unit." "You do know you're registered with the Individual Ready Reserves, right?" significant pause cautious "riiiiiiight." "Well I'm calling to let you know about reserve units in the Austin, Ft. Hood area and..." "Excuse me, I'm NOT interested in joining the reserves." "You'd rather...
Now that I'm starting my run cycle again, I've been looking around for a short race to do. Well, I found one. There's a five mile "turkey trot" sponsered by Austin's Thundercloud Subs. What I'm wondering, is out of all you bloggers (many of which live in texas), is there anyone that wants to go run with me? It's on the 24th, (thanksgiving, no less), but wouldn't ya rather know that you're losing weight instead of gaining it over the holidays? I know it's nuts, but I'm game if you are. (...
This is your nbs. This is your nbs on halloween. Any questions? (If so, go back two are three articles to mail call........)
This is your nbs. This is your nbs on halloween. Any questions? (If so, go back two are three articles to mail call........)
I just found out today, I didn't get the teaching job I applied for (again). Not a big deal, there's still others I can interview for, except........... If you weren't interested in hiring me, why did you lie and say you were at the interview? Don't have the balls to handle giving out rejection? Afraid I'm gonna grab a bread knife in the cafeteria and go on a killing spree? Sheesh. I don't mind people saying they don't want to hire me. (okay, I mind a little, but still) I do however hat...
I just found out today, I didn't get the teaching job I applied for (again). Not a big deal, there's still others I can interview for, except........... If you weren't interested in hiring me, why did you lie and say you were at the interview? Don't have the balls to handle giving out rejection? Afraid I'm gonna grab a bread knife in the cafeteria and go on a killing spree? Sheesh. I don't mind people saying they don't want to hire me. (okay, I mind a little, but still) I do however hat...
Thank you, thank you, I'd like to thank all the people who no doubt somehow corrupted the code and put me at the bottom of the top. I finally made the top ten list, I'm in points whoring heaven. I can die happy now. I've said all along that I didn't really care about the points, and I just wanted to be read and enjoyed. Well I lied! Joe's Top 10 Blog Sites 1: Opinionated Techie 2: A Breath of Sanity 3: Skinning the frog 4: The Bland Is Out There 5: gideon's trumpet 6: Time ...
Thank you, thank you, I'd like to thank all the people who no doubt somehow corrupted the code and put me at the bottom of the top. I finally made the top ten list, I'm in points whoring heaven. I can die happy now. I've said all along that I didn't really care about the points, and I just wanted to be read and enjoyed. Well I lied! Joe's Top 10 Blog Sites 1: Opinionated Techie 2: A Breath of Sanity 3: Skinning the frog 4: The Bland Is Out There 5: gideon's trumpet 6: Time ...
Due to a complete lack of creative ideas tonight, I present to you NBS mail call. Bring me your questions, I will have an answer. If it touches on me or my blog, great! If not, I'll do my best, but I reserve the right to bullshit you. Now what do you want to know? Help me, help you. The doctor is in.
Due to a complete lack of creative ideas tonight, I present to you NBS mail call. Bring me your questions, I will have an answer. If it touches on me or my blog, great! If not, I'll do my best, but I reserve the right to bullshit you. Now what do you want to know? Help me, help you. The doctor is in.