So, a Baptist, a Catholic, a Mormon, a cop, an Aggie, George W., John Kerry, Santa Claus, the Easter bunny, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "What is this, some kind of a joke?" Ahhh....now you're warmed up for the pain...... As a few of you know, I'm training up for a marathon, so I went for a little eight mile run through deer invested suburbia this morning. (insomuch as Copperas Cove is a suberb of Ft. Hood snort ) Mile one, do...

So, a Baptist, a Catholic, a Mormon, a cop, an Aggie, George W., John Kerry, Santa Claus, the Easter bunny, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "What is this, some kind of a joke?" Ahhh....now you're warmed up for the pain...... As a few of you know, I'm training up for a marathon, so I went for a little eight mile run through deer invested suburbia this morning. (insomuch as Copperas Cove is a suberb of Ft. Hood snort ) Mile one, do...

Here's an awesome site called 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the army. You'll laugh your ass off. P.S. Never, never give skippy any of your hair....or a mouse. Link

Here's an awesome site called 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the army. You'll laugh your ass off. P.S. Never, never give skippy any of your hair....or a mouse. Link

Day 4 Got up this morning, relaxed, made waffles, went down to the store. The evil deer coalition has been temporarily crippled by u.d. (united deer) talks. The dumb bastards foolishly feel that force is harmful to good feelings, and that they can talk me out of my terrorist speciest movement. Hostile actions have been temporarily halted while the deer send in sympathetic radical cleri...I mean, humans to negotiate, leaving me free to replenish my Al Copperas Cove Army. Renforcements fr...

Day 4 Got up this morning, relaxed, made waffles, went down to the store. The evil deer coalition has been temporarily crippled by u.d. (united deer) talks. The dumb bastards foolishly feel that force is harmful to good feelings, and that they can talk me out of my terrorist speciest movement. Hostile actions have been temporarily halted while the deer send in sympathetic radical cleri...I mean, humans to negotiate, leaving me free to replenish my Al Copperas Cove Army. Renforcements fr...

Day 2 Everything is quiet. Tinfoil hats continue to hold, but not nearly as big a help as the burglar bars. They made a rush about two a.m., but it was just a harassment probe. Eating poptarts half a pack at a time to conserve food. Today we jugged the water from the toilet, just in case....wished we'd flushed first. It reminds me of Dawn of the Dead, (the old one, didn't see the new one) where a small group is holed up in a mall, seperated from dozens of milling, brain munching zombies...

Day 2 Everything is quiet. Tinfoil hats continue to hold, but not nearly as big a help as the burglar bars. They made a rush about two a.m., but it was just a harassment probe. Eating poptarts half a pack at a time to conserve food. Today we jugged the water from the toilet, just in case....wished we'd flushed first. It reminds me of Dawn of the Dead, (the old one, didn't see the new one) where a small group is holed up in a mall, seperated from dozens of milling, brain munching zombies...

Hello, my name is ben, and I have a problem..........I'm a cook. (no, not for the army, I'm a linguist, silly........or a silly linguist.......) I got started eight years back, after my wife and I got hitched, and were slowly losing weight on a regular diet of mac and cheese, and the occasional burnt pork steaks. After a little while of this, my sister got me Cooking for Dummies as a gag. Muhahaha!!!! I shall take this seriously, thunk I, and the joke was on her! Eight years later, I'm p...