We're ready for you. BRING IT ON!!!!!!! (but not too hard, okay?)
Every once in awhile, whilst delivering pizzas, I get a very special tip. Last year, I got an MGB roadster. No crap, they didn't know how to start it, and were about to take it to the junkyard. Today? Today I met a very special person. This guy calls up the store, and wants to know everything on the menu.....in great detail.......twice, because he forgot after the first time. So we make his food and I run his stuff over to him. Heh heh heh........... This guy......wow, this guy. F...
Every once in awhile, whilst delivering pizzas, I get a very special tip. Last year, I got an MGB roadster. No crap, they didn't know how to start it, and were about to take it to the junkyard. Today? Today I met a very special person. This guy calls up the store, and wants to know everything on the menu.....in great detail.......twice, because he forgot after the first time. So we make his food and I run his stuff over to him. Heh heh heh........... This guy......wow, this guy. F...
Nuts. People here are going hurricane crazy. Forecasts are showing that it's shifted east, so all we're likely to face are torrential rains, possible flooding, seventy mph hour winds, and a few tornadoes here. Shit, that's bad, but that's just normal Texas fall weather. But you should see the local grocery stores / gas stations / banks / anything. I'm set up sweet, just in case, but after the mass runs people are making, the hurricane hasn't even hit yet, and there's no gas, no water, and ...
Rain rain go away. AND STAY THE F--K OUT OF TEXAS DAMMIT!!!! Frickin sorry ass hurricanes.
Rain rain go away. AND STAY THE F--K OUT OF TEXAS DAMMIT!!!! Frickin sorry ass hurricanes.
WTF Rita? Category 5 storm I can see, okay. But a hurricane that'll go through central Texas, and maybe on up to Dallas? That ain't (and I pick that word con mucho cuidado wahine!) Don't Waco and Killeen got enough problems without a hurricane? I remember somebody asking the city council about Copperas Cove's disaster plan in the event of something like this. Their response, "We don't have one, Ft. Hood'll take care of us." ???!!!!!!! I guess we'll find out.......... Anybody got any n...
Who knew preying mantises could fly? I do now......and so do my cats. I've been watching them follow one around the living room for the last twenty minutes. They finally caught it, and now they're all sitting around in a medicine circle trying to decide what to do with it. Ha! This is just a down and dirty general update on the life o' me. Ben Baker, Nobody Special. (oops, my secret identity is showing.) Today I finally ordered some blacksmithing type coke. I found it dirt (which I guess i...
Who knew preying mantises could fly? I do now......and so do my cats. I've been watching them follow one around the living room for the last twenty minutes. They finally caught it, and now they're all sitting around in a medicine circle trying to decide what to do with it. Ha! This is just a down and dirty general update on the life o' me. Ben Baker, Nobody Special. (oops, my secret identity is showing.) Today I finally ordered some blacksmithing type coke. I found it dirt (which I guess i...
In honor of international talk like a pirate day, what kind of swashbuckler are you? A little quiz. And as a bonus a pirate name generator. Although I think Three Tooth Brandie covers it all, don't you? You Are A Pirate! What Type Of Swashbuckler Are You? brought to you by Maddog Varuka & Dawg Brown Get yur pirate name here......yarrrr Link Or here. Link Or here. Link So says Rough Sailin' Bill..................
In honor of international talk like a pirate day, what kind of swashbuckler are you? A little quiz. And as a bonus a pirate name generator. Although I think Three Tooth Brandie covers it all, don't you? You Are A Pirate! What Type Of Swashbuckler Are You? brought to you by Maddog Varuka & Dawg Brown Get yur pirate name here......yarrrr Link Or here. Link Or here. Link So says Rough Sailin' Bill..................
Belay the swabbin of the decks, mateys, and listen up for a moment. It be international talk like a pirate day, shiver me timbers. So by the beard of Blackbeard's ghost, let the rum and pieces of eight flow! Tonight you scurvy dogs party like it's 1699!!! Yes, by the bones of Davey Jones, that means at work too. More info here. Link
Belay the swabbin of the decks, mateys, and listen up for a moment. It be international talk like a pirate day, shiver me timbers. So by the beard of Blackbeard's ghost, let the rum and pieces of eight flow! Tonight you scurvy dogs party like it's 1699!!! Yes, by the bones of Davey Jones, that means at work too. More info here. Link
Okay, the first rule about buying coal in Texas is, don't talk about buying coal in Texas. People will immediately begin to examine you for signs of drug use, insanity, or parated's tinfoil hats. Duh, forgot today's saturday, so everything's closed. Can't score coke 'til Monday at the earliest. (If you wonder what the hell I'm talking about, read my last article. Besides, you'll learn something.) So in the meantime, whilst (and at the same time even) continuing my search for better way...
Okay, the first rule about buying coal in Texas is, don't talk about buying coal in Texas. People will immediately begin to examine you for signs of drug use, insanity, or parated's tinfoil hats. Duh, forgot today's saturday, so everything's closed. Can't score coke 'til Monday at the earliest. (If you wonder what the hell I'm talking about, read my last article. Besides, you'll learn something.) So in the meantime, whilst (and at the same time even) continuing my search for better way...