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November 27, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
Back to Iraq, see ya'll next year.
November 27, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
Back to Iraq, see ya'll next year.
November 27, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
That's right boys and girls, today's episode of name your favorite empire focuses exclusively on the country of Iraq! Me, I favor ancient Ctesiphon.......mmmm Ctesiphon, where the women are strong, the men are good looking, and the children are left alone if they run faster than the goats. What's your favorite? There's so many to pick from. What now makes up Iraq has been part of/conquered by CTESIPHON , (of course), Sumeria, Akkadia, the Medes (or one group of the Persians), the Chaldean...
November 27, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
That's right boys and girls, today's episode of name your favorite empire focuses exclusively on the country of Iraq! Me, I favor ancient Ctesiphon.......mmmm Ctesiphon, where the women are strong, the men are good looking, and the children are left alone if they run faster than the goats. What's your favorite? There's so many to pick from. What now makes up Iraq has been part of/conquered by CTESIPHON , (of course), Sumeria, Akkadia, the Medes (or one group of the Persians), the Chaldean...
November 25, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
I. Got. My. First. ELECTRIC GUITAR!!!!!! YAYA!!! That's it. It's frickin' late. Except, I'm thinking of starting a fund to send Col Gene hobby stuff, maybe buy him a guitar. I don't usually write articles to flame bloggers specifically, but damn, this johnny one-note stuff is just killing me and I'm grumpy the last week or so. I dunno, maybe a Save the Gene fund is a bad idea? If we can't save enough for hobby stuff ( a different hobby anyways) maybe we can save enough for some therapy and...
November 25, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
I. Got. My. First. ELECTRIC GUITAR!!!!!! YAYA!!! That's it. It's frickin' late. Except, I'm thinking of starting a fund to send Col Gene hobby stuff, maybe buy him a guitar. I don't usually write articles to flame bloggers specifically, but damn, this johnny one-note stuff is just killing me and I'm grumpy the last week or so. I dunno, maybe a Save the Gene fund is a bad idea? If we can't save enough for hobby stuff ( a different hobby anyways) maybe we can save enough for some therapy and...
November 24, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
Clearly I haven't written anything in the last few days, and well, let's face it, nobody ever knows wtf to say about my limerick movie reviews, even on the rare occasion that they aren't complete doggerel. I've been, let's say, down with the sickness ( you mothers get up, come on get down with the sickness .....in his best richard cheese inside his head imitation). Diarrhea, fever, we had it all, now available at low low discount prices. Well as of this morning, I'm alive and well again. ...
November 24, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
Clearly I haven't written anything in the last few days, and well, let's face it, nobody ever knows wtf to say about my limerick movie reviews, even on the rare occasion that they aren't complete doggerel. I've been, let's say, down with the sickness ( you mothers get up, come on get down with the sickness .....in his best richard cheese inside his head imitation). Diarrhea, fever, we had it all, now available at low low discount prices. Well as of this morning, I'm alive and well again. ...
November 21, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
More evil than Christopher Lee, From these vampires your pants fill with pee, It's Darker and Starker than books by Clive Barker, no Bruce Campbell, but produced by Rai-mi. The lines were all stark and quite keen, And the characters suitably mean, But they still fell down dead, When you chopped off their heads, Like a Baldwin or perhaps Charlie Sheen. ********************************************** Sweet clean ride Fender, Don't have eight hundred dollars, Crap crap crap crap...
November 21, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
More evil than Christopher Lee, From these vampires your pants fill with pee, It's Darker and Starker than books by Clive Barker, no Bruce Campbell, but produced by Rai-mi. The lines were all stark and quite keen, And the characters suitably mean, But they still fell down dead, When you chopped off their heads, Like a Baldwin or perhaps Charlie Sheen. ********************************************** Sweet clean ride Fender, Don't have eight hundred dollars, Crap crap crap crap...
November 19, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
That's right, flood his blog site wishing him a happy birthday. I forget the year, but Nov. 20 is his special day. Mail him a fried chicken. (or four fried chickens and a coke) Very very special. Yeah. (and yeah, its my birthday too.)
November 19, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
That's right, flood his blog site wishing him a happy birthday. I forget the year, but Nov. 20 is his special day. Mail him a fried chicken. (or four fried chickens and a coke) Very very special. Yeah. (and yeah, its my birthday too.)
November 19, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
No really. So I've been in country for seven or eight weeks, and I wake up with a mesquito bite. Under and slightly to the left of my erm, junk. Okay, that's weird. Next morning, I've got a goose egg, so I go in, see an med type assistant who says I've got an infected lymph node and puts me on Keflex. Twelve hours later I wake up and my legs turning purple down to halfway down my thigh. Hmmm......this might not be good. So after seeing a real doctor, " Usually, people come in before it ge...
November 19, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
No really. So I've been in country for seven or eight weeks, and I wake up with a mesquito bite. Under and slightly to the left of my erm, junk. Okay, that's weird. Next morning, I've got a goose egg, so I go in, see an med type assistant who says I've got an infected lymph node and puts me on Keflex. Twelve hours later I wake up and my legs turning purple down to halfway down my thigh. Hmmm......this might not be good. So after seeing a real doctor, " Usually, people come in before it ge...
November 18, 2007 by Spc Nobody Special
So I'm watching Woody Allen's "Everything you wanted to know about sex* (but were afraid to ask)" and my wife starts laughing....more than normal. Apparently Doctor Doug Ross, the character played by Gene Wilder, who falls in love/lust with a sheep from the hills of Armenia, is the exact same name used by George Clooney's character on ER. Being straight, I of course wouldn't know. (said the man who knits.....) Just coincidence??? Hmmmmm................ Oh yes, Regis also makes a cameo i...