and a haiku on a Korean made Fender Strat that I think I fell in love with......
More evil than Christopher Lee,
From these vampires your pants fill with pee,
It's Darker and Starker than books by Clive Barker,
no Bruce Campbell, but produced by Rai-mi.
The lines were all stark and quite keen,
And the characters suitably mean,
But they still fell down dead,
When you chopped off their heads,
Like a Baldwin or perhaps Charlie Sheen.
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Sweet clean ride Fender,
Don't have eight hundred dollars,
Crap crap crap crap s**t.