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Published on November 8, 2005 By Spc Nobody Special In Humor
Ex-korean linguist seeks employment.

Former military linguist seeks employment doing whatever he can. Applicant is strong, young, and a hard worker. Job experience includes Top secret hush hush stuff that lead to the indirect killing of bad guys, (clearance still active), theatre set building, delivery driver, food service, lawn maintenence, digging ditches, and playing the piano for money.

Job seeker is a high school graduate. In addition he has a BA Music from Ouachita Baptist University, and has attended the Defense Language Institute Korean Language Course (now being offered as an AA degree), Army Primary Leadership Development Course, the Army Armorer's school, and is working on an alternative teaching certification for the state of Texas through IteachTexas. (has passed the TExES area certification for EC-4 generalist)

Job seeker also has assorted skills including, but not limited to: speaking Korean, some Spanish, knows four or five ways to say bomb in arabic, (abu-nasaf = explosive, koombala = bomb, mutafa(the sound of hocking up a loogey in your throat)hah) = ied, sayyarat muta....etc, = vbied).

Cross-stitching, decent with a throwing knife, metalcasting, electric bass, good at car repair, some experience with an oxy-acetyline rig, can drive a forklift, can drive almost anything with wheels (no cdl), sings, acts, plays a particularly mean blues harp, some accordian.

Can disassemble and reassemble a SAW in 85 seconds, decent shot with a rifle, glass painting, some knife making, janitorial skills, movie trivia, marathon running, dedicated blogging, cooks like you wouldn't believe, and general maintenance. Job seeker however is not certified in anything but Jack and shit, and Jack just left town.

Job seeker is willing to relocate, but is dead broke, so needs help if you want him there. Job seeker also needs about thirty grand a year, to pay the bills where he's at now, and is out of cash, so can't wait around to month to take a battery of tests, to maybe get a chance at a job. (pointed glances at KISD/Austin police department/raytheon/etc.) Job seeker is NOT interested in rejoining the military, or becoming part of the reserves. Job seeker does not mind stripping for money, but his wife would have a conniption fit.

For further information, comment on my blog. Don't wait, operators are about to be working digging ditches for a txu service contractor if you don't hurry. Salary is negotiable, but it's got to be enough to pay the bills. Blue collar, white collar, string bikini, bring it on!

Yours truly, NBS, not quite jobless bum.

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on Nov 08, 2005
Well let me see. ~taps finger against chin~ You might be just about qualified to babysit my boys. ~sucks teeth~ I can pay oh about $3 an hour. I'd pay more, but, well you only know TWO languages....

HAHAHA.

Seriously, hope you find something you love soon. With your military experience couldn't you get on at the post office or something like that until your dream job comes round?

Just a thought.
on Nov 08, 2005

If Rob Schneider can be one, you will beat him all to hell!

Good luck!  I have been there.

on Nov 08, 2005
Good luck! I have been there.


Really? Guy, where did you do your whoring?
on Nov 08, 2005
I'd pay more, but, well you only know TWO languages....


Well, I can follow about four or five more, but I can't speak them for crap. As a master of pig latin, however, I'm safe with most kids.

With your military experience couldn't you get on at the post office or something like that until your dream job comes round?


Already looked. Round here, (and by here I mean within a six hour drive)they're only hiring rural delivery associates. Kind of the substitute teacher for rural drivers. You know, we'll call you when we need you. After you pass the test. And get through the application/interview. And the training. But if I started right now, I could be filling in for a REAL mail delivery guy once a week by say, January.

you will beat him all to hell!


Preferably with a bat if I get the chance. Have you seen his movies? Bleah.
on Nov 09, 2005

Good luck! I have been there.


Really? Guy, where did you do your whoring?

Why do I always have to be the straight guy?  Just once, I would like to be the comedian!

on Nov 09, 2005

Preferably with a bat if I get the chance. Have you seen his movies? Bleah.

Yes, I cannot stand him or Pauly Shore!  Fingernails on a chalk board!

on Nov 09, 2005
Round here, (and by here I mean within a six hour drive)they're only hiring rural delivery associates. Kind of the substitute teacher for rural drivers.


It's like that in central Virginia, as well (my father had been looking into it a little after retirement). There are plenty of people who've already taken advantage of the nice postal jobs... maybe you could egg one of them on into bringing an AK to work. Open up some positions, maybe.
on Nov 09, 2005
nbs shi, go to the Central Texas College Website right now. They are looking for an accompanyist. Do it. I can't play that well, or otherwise i would've gone for it. additionally, i am seriously unhappy with my child care. is your CPR up to date?! i would trust you. although, i pay 90/wk for my child to be looked after. she only requires english and korean, too!
on Nov 09, 2005
go to the Central Texas College Website right now. They are looking for an accompanyist. Do it. I can't play that well, or otherwise i would've gone for it.


Looked at it. Talked to them even, they didn't seem much to care either way. It's a curse of the profession.

"Oh, you're the accompanyist.........okay, just go wait over there at the bottom of the port-a-john until we need you. Actually, those are the good port-a-johns, could you just go away for 20 minutes and try not to use up our oxygen? Thanks, that'd be great...........

Good hourly pay, but maximum 19.5 hours a week so that they don't have to provide benies, and you're pretty much on call. Been starting to think about it anyways..........

Why do I always have to be the straight guy?


You prefer the other kind when you whore yourself? I mean, I'm not interested in that stuff, but I could ask around for you.....maybe pheonixboi?
on Nov 10, 2005
Good hourly pay, but maximum 19.5 hours a week so that they don't have to provide benies, and you're pretty much on call. Been starting to think about it anyways...


CTC is "good" for that. I know someone who worked there as Foreign Student Advisor, an excellent worker and very dedicated. She wound up doing some time off the clock to get all her tasks done, because they wouldn't authorize any additional time.

You could always try it, and if you're on call I suppose you could just turn them down if it was too inconvenient. As long as you didn't begin to rely on it for your primary income, that's a possibility. And, hey, it might turn out to be great!
on Nov 10, 2005

You prefer the other kind when you whore yourself? I mean, I'm not interested in that stuff, but I could ask around for you.....maybe pheonixboi?

I refuse to answer on the grounds of you making me the Abbot in this comedy club!

on Nov 10, 2005
As long as you didn't begin to rely on it for your primary income, that's a possibility.


sigh.........
on Nov 12, 2005
Here's a website you might want to try. ccr.gov go to dynamic business search then go to whatever state you live in and then city or area code. They should have listings of companies looking for workers.

It's not too bad of a site, you should try it. Either way good luck!
on Nov 12, 2005
---Good luck! I have been there.
Really? Guy, where did you do your whoring?

Why do I always have to be the straight guy?  Just once, I would like to be the comedian!---

Well if you did do whoring, Doc I certainly hope you were the straight guy.

---I refuse to answer on the grounds of you making me the Abbot in this comedy club!---

Well, Doc no use asking "Who's on first?" then, if you did whoring you did more than get to first base.

At least I didn't joke if you were a pitcher or catcher.
on Nov 12, 2005
Maybe I could be a gigolo.


Sure, but if you become just a gigolo then everywhere you go people will know the part you're playing. You'll get your "dime a dance" but is it worth another cheap romance? and what the people will be saying? -- oh, what they'll be saying.

Remember -- there will come a day when your looks will fade, then what will they say about you? They'll say "Just a gigolo!" and life will go on without you.

decent with a throwing knife,


Maybe you could hook up with the carnival when it passes through? Then you wouldn't have to worry about travel expenses. Just hobo on board.

(Don't worry about losing the ball-and-chain, the fortune teller lady turns tricks for ciggies. You'll still have someone taking care of your needs. I hear certain activities are better toothless anyway.)


With your military experience couldn't you get on at the post office or something


Good... just what the post office needs... one more guy who can disassemble and assemble a rifle blindfolded.

Hint: They like to hire people with bad aim. It gives them a better chance.


I refuse to answer on the grounds of you making me the Abbot


What have you got against monks?

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