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Published on November 8, 2005 By Spc Nobody Special In Humor
Ex-korean linguist seeks employment.

Former military linguist seeks employment doing whatever he can. Applicant is strong, young, and a hard worker. Job experience includes Top secret hush hush stuff that lead to the indirect killing of bad guys, (clearance still active), theatre set building, delivery driver, food service, lawn maintenence, digging ditches, and playing the piano for money.

Job seeker is a high school graduate. In addition he has a BA Music from Ouachita Baptist University, and has attended the Defense Language Institute Korean Language Course (now being offered as an AA degree), Army Primary Leadership Development Course, the Army Armorer's school, and is working on an alternative teaching certification for the state of Texas through IteachTexas. (has passed the TExES area certification for EC-4 generalist)

Job seeker also has assorted skills including, but not limited to: speaking Korean, some Spanish, knows four or five ways to say bomb in arabic, (abu-nasaf = explosive, koombala = bomb, mutafa(the sound of hocking up a loogey in your throat)hah) = ied, sayyarat muta....etc, = vbied).

Cross-stitching, decent with a throwing knife, metalcasting, electric bass, good at car repair, some experience with an oxy-acetyline rig, can drive a forklift, can drive almost anything with wheels (no cdl), sings, acts, plays a particularly mean blues harp, some accordian.

Can disassemble and reassemble a SAW in 85 seconds, decent shot with a rifle, glass painting, some knife making, janitorial skills, movie trivia, marathon running, dedicated blogging, cooks like you wouldn't believe, and general maintenance. Job seeker however is not certified in anything but Jack and shit, and Jack just left town.

Job seeker is willing to relocate, but is dead broke, so needs help if you want him there. Job seeker also needs about thirty grand a year, to pay the bills where he's at now, and is out of cash, so can't wait around to month to take a battery of tests, to maybe get a chance at a job. (pointed glances at KISD/Austin police department/raytheon/etc.) Job seeker is NOT interested in rejoining the military, or becoming part of the reserves. Job seeker does not mind stripping for money, but his wife would have a conniption fit.

For further information, comment on my blog. Don't wait, operators are about to be working digging ditches for a txu service contractor if you don't hurry. Salary is negotiable, but it's got to be enough to pay the bills. Blue collar, white collar, string bikini, bring it on!

Yours truly, NBS, not quite jobless bum.

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on Nov 12, 2005
Don't worry about losing the ball-and-chain, the fortune teller lady turns tricks for ciggies


I don't think so! (the ball-and-chain)
The whole stripping/whoring thing is out, as well as anything involving other women!
on Nov 12, 2005
I don't think so! (the ball-and-chain)


Dude! Why didn't you tell me she was standing behind me?! That's so uncool.

is out, as well as anything involving other women!


Looks like someone will be working in the kitchen at Abbot Guy's monastery....

on Nov 12, 2005

At least I didn't joke if you were a pitcher or catcher.

I can see why I am not the comedian!

on Nov 12, 2005

I refuse to answer on the grounds of you making me the Abbot


What have you got against monks?

I look terrible in a robe!

on Nov 12, 2005
Here's a website you might want to try. ccr.gov go to dynamic business search then go to whatever state you live in and then city or area code.


May do it. Thanks.

At least I didn't joke if you were a pitcher or catcher


More like a shortstop......heh heh..........

Sure, but if you become just a gigolo then everywhere you go people will know the part you're playing. You'll get your "dime a dance" but is it worth another cheap romance? and what the people will be saying? -- oh, what they'll be saying.


Deja vu.........It's almost like I lived this moment before.......

Hint: They like to hire people with bad aim. It gives them a better chance.


Remember, aim high, hit the sky, aim low, get a go.

I look terrible in a robe!


Better than out of it........Hey Abbot!!!!
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