Mmmmmmm........brains
Published on April 20, 2005 By Spc Nobody Special In Humor
A simple points whoring question that probably won't earn me any points, what scare the piss out of you? Bugs? Monsters under the bed? John Kerry in '08?

For me, it's red paper wasps, and George Romero type zombies.

That girl with the broken neck climbing down the stairs in The Grudge made me jump, but doesn't scare me near as bad as a wasps nest.

If you want to get philisophical or political in your answer that's fine, but I'm looking for primal type fears, here. What turns your hair white and your pants wet?

Oh yeah, and if you don't answer? I'm afraid I might cry...........

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on Apr 20, 2005
Okay...I'll bite.

I'm terrified of a big, scary, former-military dads who has the audacity to think that because their only child comes home from school crying and homesick that I've molested her in some way. Pfffft.

As for animals...I guess I've never really had a good experience on a horse....and I absolutely HATE bees and mice.
on Apr 20, 2005
Blood. The sight of blood freaks me out.
on Apr 20, 2005
Lingering death.. losing my mind... both these scare the shit outta me.
on Apr 20, 2005
I'm afraid of heights--but only because I don't think I can resist the urge to jump. I think floating through the air would be the ultimate feeling (in more than one way because I can't imagine that I'd be feeling much else after hitting the surface).
on Apr 20, 2005
going any further into debt than i already am.
on Apr 20, 2005
Human stupidity.
on Apr 20, 2005
Reply By: shadesofgreyPosted: Wednesday, April 20, 2005I'm afraid of heights--but only because I don't think I can resist the urge to jump. I think floating through the air would be the ultimate feeling (in more than one way because I can't imagine that I'd be feeling much else after hitting the surface).


just remember shades it's not the jump that kills you, it's the sudden stop.
on Apr 21, 2005
Blood and Heights.
on Apr 21, 2005
Heights (though I still jumped off a bridge)
Spiders
Needles
on Apr 21, 2005
Needles


I would have said needles as well, except I give blood all the time, so I just hate them, but they dont make me mess my pants.
on Apr 21, 2005
Glad to join in on your whoring, SPC! ;~D

Can you imagine it; blood doesn't phase me; I've had almost every imaginable ooy, gooy bodily gunk splattered on me; I've been in homes so saturated with cat poop, just thinking of it makes me sneeze. I have seen and experienced Personal Tragedy, Disaster, War and Other Things that Just Plain Suck.. but I cannot stand...

The smell of peas, green beans, or the squeak of styrofoam.

Peas and beans literally make me gag and styrofoam sends debilitating chills through my body!! ;~D
on Apr 21, 2005
The smell of peas, green beans,


The smell of eggs cooking makes me want to throw up. I can't stand that smell!
on Apr 21, 2005
Hitting water at 100 MPH on a motorcycle will make you wanna check your shorts.
on Apr 21, 2005
I've never really had a good experience on a horse.


I've been okay with horses, it's trying to walk after that sucks.........

losing my mind


Understandable, I've watched two of my grandparents die vegetables, and I'm watching a third go out with Alzheimers.....

I think floating through the air would be the ultimate feeling (in more than one way because I can't imagine that I'd be feeling much else after hitting the surface).


Ah, but what if you survived the fall? There's the rub. It's happened before, falls from buildings, even airplanes, and it's not often pretty. You might consider skydiving or bunji if it's the rush you're after, not the suicidal tendencies. (Plus if you didn't make it, there's always Hamlet's question, of what happens after you die......)

Spiders


My wife too. Is scared of spiders I mean, not that you're scared of my wife...........

Peas and beans literally make me gag and styrofoam sends debilitating chills through my body!!


It's not everybody's primal fear, but I think you've got something.....Perhaps you were scared by a Post Office near a bean field as a child?


Hitting water at 100 MPH on a motorcycle will make you wanna check your shorts


And probably scares the s--t out of the motorcycle.
on Apr 21, 2005
big black, hairy spiders and scorpions... two of the curses of living in the desert.
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