I'll show you mine, if you'll show me yours....

Rants of course, what did you think I meant?

Published on November 20, 2004 By Spc Nobody Special In Humor

Bring it on!!!! What do you like to get shrill about? Where's the flame, baby? What is it that gets you all het up inside and blogging page long comments composed entirely of bold font capital letters?

Is it politics?................abortion? homosexuals? the war? oh yeah, you know you wanna blog about the war......yeah, yeah........
Bush? Kerry? Dare I say it...........rednecks? Liberals? Maybe religion is your hot button. Sex? Now there's a topic for ranting on,

sex. sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

No no, stop looking at that line..............I mean it...........HEY, DOWN HERE!!!!

How 'bout short, blatantly points whoring articles that take no real effort to create, but really rack em up by pissing people off? (whistles quietly while rolling eyes toward ceiling.......)

My personal favorites are people that criticize the military, people that condescend to soldiers by calling them kids or pretending we're all poor innocent dupes of Big Brother, people who are anti-Texas (I meant the state, but mostly wahine too), and chiprj for trying to murder the kitten population of Monterey (see previous cat article)

So bring it on!!!! And let the flam.......I mean the healing begin.

Comments (Page 1)

JennyCD

on Nov 20, 2004

I guess mine would be narrow-minded bigots who think anuone not like them should be beaten, imprisoned, or dead. Or worse yet, saved from themselves.

I don't have anything at all against the military. I'm ex-military myself and I know some very nice crossdressers who are currently serving. Several of them in Iraq.

Ravenblack

on Nov 20, 2004

Lately, I can't stand people who get all fired up with insults and name calling just because others have a different opinion from them. People who seem to write physically violent threats into their replies get on my nerves as well. Example: "That's a stupid way of thinking. If you say that to me and we are in the room together, I'd take a bat to your face!"

That kind of talk makes me wish for 'ignore user' function.

Texas Wahine

on Nov 20, 2004

OK . . . let's see . . . you already got some of mine . . . people who are anti-Texas (the state, but mostly me, too), and people who are condescending to the military (or people who are anti-military and disparage our troops). I'm OK with what chip's doing.

I can't stand it when people write an article and then lock the thread . . . or write an article with my name in the freaking title and lock the thread.

People who scream and curse at their children or force their older children to care for the younger ones (change diapers, give baths, dole out punishments, etc.).

It REALLY pisses me off when people leave their children, especially those under say 10 or so unattended in a car. Even with the windows rolled down.

People who park against the curb of a narrow street (especially when there's already a car parked against the opposite curb) instead of in their empty garage or driveway.

People who assume that since I have concerns and problems with some of the President's decisions that I must be a terrorist, anti-American, or anti-military . . . and I especially loathe people who accuse me of somehow harming or endangering our troops by not blindly approving everything the government does. Grrr.

People who fake an injury so that they don't have to deploy. Even worse when they do that and then act like worthless assholes to the families of those who do deploy.

The recycling nazis of Hawaii who have now implemented a 5 cent per container (even per can of soda!) deposit.

Non-military people who wear bdus or other military items like they are some kind of cool outfit.

OK . . . I have more, but I'll let this do for now.

Texas Wahine

on Nov 20, 2004

I'd take a bat to your face

That shouldn't be funny, but it made me laugh . . .

Spc Nobody Special

on Nov 20, 2004

JCD, I read your article, and while I disagree with homosexuality from a moral standpoint, (if you read my back articles, you'll notice I'm a wee bit conservative), my only weapons against it would be my mouth, and that not through idiotic namecalling.

The only people I'm in favor of beating the shit out of are, well, people who beat the shit out of people, whether their victim is gay, straight, or what have you. I may disagree with your stance morally, or politically, but I feel that the only proper use of violence is in the protection of people from harm. I am sorry to hear what was done to you by those assholes and I hope that you recover quickly.

chiprj

on Nov 20, 2004

I can't stand it when people write an article and then lock the thread . . . or write an article with my name in the freaking title and lock the thread.

I almost pissed myself when I read the most recent example of this one... right after he said he'd open his articles for comments!!!

Texas Wahine

on Nov 20, 2004

I almost pissed myself when I read the most recent example of this one... right after he said he'd open his articles for comments!!!

Yeah . . . I'm about to explode! I feel like Tweak! Ack!

JennyCD

on Nov 20, 2004

Thanks SPC., while not gay, I guess I'd fall into that "or what have you" category.

I agree that violence is not the right course of action to resolve diagreements between people.

Ravenblack

on Nov 20, 2004

Texas
>> Yeah . . . I'm about to explode! I feel like Tweak! Ack!

I wouldn't think to leave another comment for people like that if I were you. They may respond to your comment with a reply and get lock-happy again.

Texas Wahine

on Nov 20, 2004

I'm like a child in some ways . . . if you show me where your buttons are, I'll be dying to push them . . . if you tell me not to touch the new glass figurine, Ack! All I can think about is touching it! I've got to think about something else or I'll go crazy!

chiprj

on Nov 20, 2004

Geeze, TW, have some coffee and relax....HAHAHA

Texas Wahine

on Nov 20, 2004

. . . white fluffly clouds . . . puppies . . . rainbows . . . chocolate sprinkles . . . laughing babies . . .

*sigh*

dharmagrl

on Nov 20, 2004

People who park against the curb of a narrow street (especially when there's already a car parked against the opposite curb) instead of in their empty garage or driveway.

I take it that you've met my neighbors, then?

People who fake an injury so that they don't have to deploy

Yep.

Non-military people who wear bdus or other military items like they are some kind of cool outfit

Yep again.

I'd also like to add people who play their car stereo at 11 pm on the street outside my house so loudly that I can hear it over my a/c, dishwasher, TV and through 4, count them, 4 closed doors.

People who clog up the aisles in the commissary.

People who have no respect for anyone else's property or possesions and who treat my yard like it's a public playground...and the parents who let them do it.

And finally, parents who make excuse after excuse for their child's yobbo-esque, hooligan-ish behaviour and who refuse to believe that their little Germainakwan could POSSIBLY have hit my Jake (who's half his age) in the face with his fist. On purpose.

There. I feel much better now.

Ravenblack

on Nov 20, 2004

Texas,
>> if you show me where your buttons are, I'll be dying to push them

well, you are welcome to come to my blog and push some buttons there....

Texas Wahine

on Nov 20, 2004

well, you are welcome to come to my blog and push some buttons there....

Don't mind if I do! *said in best Homer Simpson voice*

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