I'll show you mine, if you'll show me yours....

Rants of course, what did you think I meant?

Published on November 20, 2004 By Spc Nobody Special In Humor

Bring it on!!!! What do you like to get shrill about? Where's the flame, baby? What is it that gets you all het up inside and blogging page long comments composed entirely of bold font capital letters?

Is it politics?................abortion? homosexuals? the war? oh yeah, you know you wanna blog about the war......yeah, yeah........
Bush? Kerry? Dare I say it...........rednecks? Liberals? Maybe religion is your hot button. Sex? Now there's a topic for ranting on,

sex. sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

No no, stop looking at that line..............I mean it...........HEY, DOWN HERE!!!!

How 'bout short, blatantly points whoring articles that take no real effort to create, but really rack em up by pissing people off? (whistles quietly while rolling eyes toward ceiling.......)

My personal favorites are people that criticize the military, people that condescend to soldiers by calling them kids or pretending we're all poor innocent dupes of Big Brother, people who are anti-Texas (I meant the state, but mostly wahine too), and chiprj for trying to murder the kitten population of Monterey (see previous cat article)

So bring it on!!!! And let the flam.......I mean the healing begin.

Comments (Page 2)

iamheather

on Nov 20, 2004

I cannot stand it when my neighbors who live in the house behind us (sharing a backyard fence) tell my children to be quiet when they are playing on our swingset at 4:00pm in the afternoon. And yet those same people's dog barks at all hours of the night.

I despise religious hypocrites. The ones who spout about moral authority and portray a holier-than-thou attitude publicly when they are adulterers, child molesters, or abusers privately.

I really get heated up about people who claim to want an open discussion with varying points of view, but blacklist someone for posting a disagreement. I call them "the Blog Nazis."(of course the blacklist is there for abusers and personal attackers)

I cannot stand people who want to legalize marijuana for public use, but tell others that they should not be allowed to smoke a cigarette in their own home.

I hate it when people judge each other without any experience or knowledge about the other person.

Ooh...all this negativity. I better stop now!

Spc Nobody Special

on Nov 20, 2004

I guess I'd fall into that "or what have you" category

sorry, wrong assumption on my part.

I'd take a bat to your face!"

mental picture.........guy holding a bat over his head, and the audio........I am count chocula.....bleh bl...ouch....bleh...ouch...bleh..ouch.............

. . . white fluffly clouds . . . puppies . . . rainbows . . . chocolate sprinkles . . . laughing babies . .

Or, you could change the words of my favorite marching cadence from baby seal to button pusher.........

Way up north where the land is cold,
People up there ain't got much gold,
So that's the way we make our living,
Killing the baby seal,

Roast 'em toast 'em rotatill 'em,
Kick 'em in the head and make 'em squeal,
That's the way we make our livin',
Killin' the baby seals!

yobbo-esque, Germainakwan?

huh? damn google for not having a free slang to texan translator.

People who fake an injury so that they don't have to deploy. Even worse when they do that and then act like worthless assholes to the families of those who do deploy.

Yes, and add to this the effect that because jerks like this, if you haven't deployed to Iraq/Afghanistan yet, people start to look at you like you must be some kind of shamming pond scum, regardless of the reason. About 1/2? of my company went, I wasn't one of them.
No sham, just a big part of our mission is done here, but the first thing out of everyone's mouth is so you been to Iraq yet? Followed by the inevitable "oh", and the grim judgemental line that their mouth turns to when you have to say no, maybe later, but not yet.

JennyCD

on Nov 21, 2004

sorry, wrong assumption on my part.

No problem SPC. A lot of people make the same assumption. Truth is, 55% of crossdressers are hetero. Just another stereotype.

iamheather

on Nov 21, 2004

Truth is, 55% of crossdressers are hetero

And here is my favorite hetero crossdresser, Eddie Izzard

Texas Wahine

on Nov 21, 2004

huh? damn google for not having a free slang to texan translator.

I think yobbo is a derogatory Australian term, and Germainakwan would be a generic name of a neighborhood kid, based on the names of real life neighborhood kids . . .

I'm dying to know if I got this right, dharma!

SPC:

No sham, just a big part of our mission is done here, but the first thing out of everyone's mouth is so you been to Iraq yet? Followed by the inevitable "oh", and the grim judgemental line that their mouth turns to when you have to say no, maybe later, but not yet.

I do feel for you on that. It's wrong, but I do it, too. When I see a perfectly healthy daddy helping a mommy with the kids at the grocery store, in my head I think, "bastard." You are doing your job . . . you are fighting the war on terror in a way that is just as important and vital as the way those who have deployed are fighting it. What you do is necessary and important, and you are making sacrifices and working long hours to protect our nation. And further, if your name turned up on a deployment list, you'd answer the call with pride. Sometimes it's hard for us wives who have husbands who are gone to remember that, so cut us a little slack, but know that what you do is very much appreciated, and we owe a debt of gratitude to you.

JennyCD

on Nov 21, 2004

iamhather: I love Eddy Izzard!!! He was in Chicago recently, and while I wasn't able to go a friend of mine did (female to male crossdresser) and she said he was just fantastic!

Angloesque

on Nov 21, 2004

I'm a big fan of neat little boxes. Give me any democrat, evangelical, freakin' liberal--any of 'em--and I can force them into a nice little box because it makes my world neater.

/sarcasm

-A.

iamheather

on Nov 21, 2004

I love Eddy Izzard!!! He was in Chicago recently, and while I wasn't able to go a friend of mine did (female to male crossdresser) and she said he was just fantastic!

Oooooh I am so jealous! Of course he was fantastic!

oleteach

on Nov 22, 2004

I guess we can get upset about just about anything because we have to deal daily with people. If it weren't for people like me and other imperfect souls, this world would not be half bad. These are the things the flame the Lord of love:
Proverbs 6:16-19 There are six things the LORD hates, yes, and the seventh is an abomination to him;

1) Haughty eyes, 2) a lying tongue, 3) hands that shed innocent blood; 4) a heart that plots wicked schemes, 5) feet that run swiftly to evil, 6) The false witness who utters lies, 7) he who sows discord among brothers

The seven vices symbolized for the most part by bodily organs are pride - Haughty eyes, lying-tongue, murder - hands, intrigue-heart, readiness to do evil-feet, false witness-eyes, heart & tongue, and the stirring up of discord-tongue, heart.

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