Told you so. And well, if you're wondering why I'm posting this under humor, I think my life's a joke. Just a quick update, but I swear by the zombie deer that roam my neighborhood, I will write again soon. In the meantime, I've been smelting away like a sweaty toothed madman (and who knows that quote i dare ya? (no googling, that's cheating)), aluminium everywhere, it's wild! Even began casting. I'd post more pictures that don't work, but I'm really really lazy. Additionaly, the pres...
Told you so. And well, if you're wondering why I'm posting this under humor, I think my life's a joke. Just a quick update, but I swear by the zombie deer that roam my neighborhood, I will write again soon. In the meantime, I've been smelting away like a sweaty toothed madman (and who knows that quote i dare ya? (no googling, that's cheating)), aluminium everywhere, it's wild! Even began casting. I'd post more pictures that don't work, but I'm really really lazy. Additionaly, the pres...
Top ten things to tell the cadre I'm going to do when I get out. 10. I don't know. What does it matter, as long as I'm not still in the Army? (Why not start with the truth? They'll never believe it anyways....) 9. Open a crystal meth lab....It's a growth industry at Ft. Hood. 8. I never wanted to be a soldier, rabbiting on, killing people and kicking in doors all day........I wanted to be.........a Lumberjack!!! 7. Be a stay at home mom and live off of my wife's paycheck (what's i...
Top ten things to tell the cadre I'm going to do when I get out. 10. I don't know. What does it matter, as long as I'm not still in the Army? (Why not start with the truth? They'll never believe it anyways....) 9. Open a crystal meth lab....It's a growth industry at Ft. Hood. 8. I never wanted to be a soldier, rabbiting on, killing people and kicking in doors all day........I wanted to be.........a Lumberjack!!! 7. Be a stay at home mom and live off of my wife's paycheck (what's i...
Morning y'all. Doing much better, as long as I move s.....l....o.....w......ly. There's an unexpected side effect to my pneumonia though. Ever know someone to go in the hospital with a ruptured appendix, or some virus, and come out 30, 40 lbs lighter? I know it's not healthy, but you get that sort of Betty Grable in Dark Horse (she dies of brain cancer) waifish sort of look, you know? I figured that that would be one of the few good effects to come from this, but oh, the shock to my van...
Morning y'all. Doing much better, as long as I move s.....l....o.....w......ly. There's an unexpected side effect to my pneumonia though. Ever know someone to go in the hospital with a ruptured appendix, or some virus, and come out 30, 40 lbs lighter? I know it's not healthy, but you get that sort of Betty Grable in Dark Horse (she dies of brain cancer) waifish sort of look, you know? I figured that that would be one of the few good effects to come from this, but oh, the shock to my van...
My hat's off again to Rodriguez, Who's gone out of his way just to please us, and this bit of film noir, begins with a roar, that is sure to make you yell HOLY SHIT!!! WOW!!! OH my God!!! Did you see that!! Oh man she's hot!!! LOOK OUT!!!!! I cannot find words to relate, The action, the detail, intricate, It may seem a bit crude, To a boring old prude, But if you've got a pulse, then it's great. No spoilers, but for the overall feeling? See the end of verse one. Think of Despera...
My hat's off again to Rodriguez, Who's gone out of his way just to please us, and this bit of film noir, begins with a roar, that is sure to make you yell HOLY SHIT!!! WOW!!! OH my God!!! Did you see that!! Oh man she's hot!!! LOOK OUT!!!!! I cannot find words to relate, The action, the detail, intricate, It may seem a bit crude, To a boring old prude, But if you've got a pulse, then it's great. No spoilers, but for the overall feeling? See the end of verse one. Think of Despera...
I was just reading a funny story by our very own hunter of lobster, Link when I was reminded of my first apartment after I got married in college, almost nine years ago...... This was a 200 dollar a month wonder in Arkadelphia, Arkansas. While that's not as bad as it sounds (you could get a fairly nice apartment there at the time for 300/350,) this was not prime real estate. It wasn't in the slums or anything, (this town couldn't have supported a slum) but it was the best we could afford ...
I was just reading a funny story by our very own hunter of lobster, Link when I was reminded of my first apartment after I got married in college, almost nine years ago...... This was a 200 dollar a month wonder in Arkadelphia, Arkansas. While that's not as bad as it sounds (you could get a fairly nice apartment there at the time for 300/350,) this was not prime real estate. It wasn't in the slums or anything, (this town couldn't have supported a slum) but it was the best we could afford ...
Muhahahaha!!!! I've finally got some energy back, and am feeling right for the first time in about two weeks. Still technically got the pneumonia, still a little weak, but feeling good (and full of yummy nachos and tilapia.) Therefore, I've decided to listen to one doctor (and not another) and very, very cautiously try running a mile or two tommorow slowly. It's maybe a little early, but one follow up doc said I'd probably be alright to run a little, carefully by the end of this week, an...
Muhahahaha!!!! I've finally got some energy back, and am feeling right for the first time in about two weeks. Still technically got the pneumonia, still a little weak, but feeling good (and full of yummy nachos and tilapia.) Therefore, I've decided to listen to one doctor (and not another) and very, very cautiously try running a mile or two tommorow slowly. It's maybe a little early, but one follow up doc said I'd probably be alright to run a little, carefully by the end of this week, an...
Well, except for you.....but you're the exception and you knew the title was a trick.......right. But since you're here, sit. Read, enjoy yourself......... Thank you for falling prey to my points whoring, because while I do very well with articles about zombie deer, fishing for squirrels, and political commentary, this is both about my running, and my pneumonia, either of which is apparantly about as popular as my article on dressage (horse ballet)......which you notice I very purposefully...
Well, except for you.....but you're the exception and you knew the title was a trick.......right. But since you're here, sit. Read, enjoy yourself......... Thank you for falling prey to my points whoring, because while I do very well with articles about zombie deer, fishing for squirrels, and political commentary, this is both about my running, and my pneumonia, either of which is apparantly about as popular as my article on dressage (horse ballet)......which you notice I very purposefully...
Or welcome to my blog after the joys of defensive driving videos. Even as we speak, I'm waiting for the @#$%ing built in break to be up so I can take another one of the exams. My recommendation? Take the real classes. About 3 months ago I got a ticket driving on post. Just one ticket. (I haven't had one in 10 years before coming here, and it's not because I was just lucky.) The back part of post. On the way to work at 4:30 a.m. And therefore lost onpost driving privelleges for 90 days. Woo...