I have a badass 19 and 73 beautifully red five liter Ford Mustang Coupe..........on jackstands. Sigh. Several years ago, whilst (and at the same time even,) stationed in Monterey at the army's language school, I finally convinced my wife that we needed a second car. MUHAHAHA.......little did she know, I was fulfilling my dream of owning a classic muscle car. But we worked it out, and I was able to purchase this Link for about $1800. It's old, but I love it. Since I've picked it up, I'...

I have a badass 19 and 73 beautifully red five liter Ford Mustang Coupe..........on jackstands. Sigh. Several years ago, whilst (and at the same time even,) stationed in Monterey at the army's language school, I finally convinced my wife that we needed a second car. MUHAHAHA.......little did she know, I was fulfilling my dream of owning a classic muscle car. But we worked it out, and I was able to purchase this Link for about $1800. It's old, but I love it. Since I've picked it up, I'...

So here we are at last, the final showdown. I'm ready, they're ready. It's just me and about 1500-2500(actual population of them in the valley) of the meanest mule deer to ever walk the streets of Copperas Cove, about to go face to face, toe to mmmm....well in a showdown anyways...My flamethrowers loaded, and so am I. I grab my tinfoil beanie and reach for the front door knob, when......OH NO!!!! multiple ending syndrome!!!! The Appocalypse ending: I am caught up to heaven with the ange...

So here we are at last, the final showdown. I'm ready, they're ready. It's just me and about 1500-2500(actual population of them in the valley) of the meanest mule deer to ever walk the streets of Copperas Cove, about to go face to face, toe to mmmm....well in a showdown anyways...My flamethrowers loaded, and so am I. I grab my tinfoil beanie and reach for the front door knob, when......OH NO!!!! multiple ending syndrome!!!! The Appocalypse ending: I am caught up to heaven with the ange...

WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! For those who don't know it, I'm a teetotatlaaaaaaaaaaer, man can't type while drunk....... But tonight I'm celebrating my un ETS date. It's like an unbirthday, only today instead of it being not my birthday, it's the day that I don't get out of the army.....thank you stoploss. Well, it would have been nice, but I think last drunk 6 ago years I was the time. So I'm feelin' gooooood.......YEAH. waht are you lookin' at??? ( belligerent glare) Therefore, margaritas and Dr...

WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! For those who don't know it, I'm a teetotatlaaaaaaaaaaer, man can't type while drunk....... But tonight I'm celebrating my un ETS date. It's like an unbirthday, only today instead of it being not my birthday, it's the day that I don't get out of the army.....thank you stoploss. Well, it would have been nice, but I think last drunk 6 ago years I was the time. So I'm feelin' gooooood.......YEAH. waht are you lookin' at??? ( belligerent glare) Therefore, margaritas and Dr...

Tonight, I watch Dvds of the family guy. No blog for you. One day. Instead, here is a nice picture I found on the net of a stained glass piece. Goodnight. Death to the spammer.

Tonight, I watch Dvds of the family guy. No blog for you. One day. Instead, here is a nice picture I found on the net of a stained glass piece. Goodnight. Death to the spammer.

Got out you pun-cil? Ready to risk the pun-itentary by breaking the punal code? Bring it on. This one's all about the play on words. Got a fish pun? Here's your chance to use it.........on porpoise. Go on, don't be shellfish. Otherwise we'll all be crabby and I'll get steamed............You get the idea, any pun goes, drag out your favorites, the old standbys or whatever, but fair warning, if ya mess with me, don't bother calling the cods, you're going to need a sturgeon.................

Got out you pun-cil? Ready to risk the pun-itentary by breaking the punal code? Bring it on. This one's all about the play on words. Got a fish pun? Here's your chance to use it.........on porpoise. Go on, don't be shellfish. Otherwise we'll all be crabby and I'll get steamed............You get the idea, any pun goes, drag out your favorites, the old standbys or whatever, but fair warning, if ya mess with me, don't bother calling the cods, you're going to need a sturgeon.................

More points whoring, simple rules. What's your plan to try to take over the world? Extra points for creativity or making a pun on my last blog. And marrying into the heinz family and running for president doesn't count........unless it goes further........ I'm working on mine, but I'm thinking about something along the lines of 2 million icecubes, a mind control device, and an army of flying fembots............... mmmmmm..............fembots................oh wait, no, NPR already took tha...

More points whoring, simple rules. What's your plan to try to take over the world? Extra points for creativity or making a pun on my last blog. And marrying into the heinz family and running for president doesn't count........unless it goes further........ I'm working on mine, but I'm thinking about something along the lines of 2 million icecubes, a mind control device, and an army of flying fembots............... mmmmmm..............fembots................oh wait, no, NPR already took tha...

Tonight I look like I'm trying out for Othello in an Al Jolson costume. I've been repairing my suspension and loving it. A WEE bit dirty though. How, might you ask, does deism enter into it? Obviously you've never been blessed with automotive repair. For example, "God damn this piece of s--t control arm. I hope it burns in hell and rots." Or, "Dear Lord, please help me get this ball joint loose, 'cause there's no way I can do it." I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me, even...