Today I did something I've never done before. The polls were open early, and I voted. Before this election, I never thought it would make enough of a significance to even bother. That or I thought both of the candidates were assclowns I wouldn't want in office. But my very strong feelings about the candidates involved, and my more or less direct involvement in the war in Iraq drove me to do what is being predicted will happen in record numbers this year. It doesn't take much to make record...

Today I did something I've never done before. The polls were open early, and I voted. Before this election, I never thought it would make enough of a significance to even bother. That or I thought both of the candidates were assclowns I wouldn't want in office. But my very strong feelings about the candidates involved, and my more or less direct involvement in the war in Iraq drove me to do what is being predicted will happen in record numbers this year. It doesn't take much to make record...

This is a roll call and a warning. All members of the league of extraordinarily ordinary (not so) gentle people get your shit together, and get ready. You know who you are. Make sure you inventory and PMCS all your gear (tugs on the crotch of his tights and reaches for his flamethrower.) There's work to be done. And I'm gonna write it, just as soon as I come up with an idea. This time we're up against our evil arch nemesis.............ummm..........any ideas? Be warned. "I must go now ...

This is a roll call and a warning. All members of the league of extraordinarily ordinary (not so) gentle people get your shit together, and get ready. You know who you are. Make sure you inventory and PMCS all your gear (tugs on the crotch of his tights and reaches for his flamethrower.) There's work to be done. And I'm gonna write it, just as soon as I come up with an idea. This time we're up against our evil arch nemesis.............ummm..........any ideas? Be warned. "I must go now ...

A horror all shock and suspense? No girls with big boobs or violence? Yet so scary it seems, That I soon left the scene, To the bathrooms, my pants for to rinse. The opening was scary and quick, Killer ghost hiding in the attic, We all jumped and we screamed, (It was better than The Ring), And my balls tried to hide 'neath my dick. So if you like movies with frights, Take your girl, gotta see it tonight, She's sure to latch on ya, Tight as pants on Maddona, Until all her knu...

A horror all shock and suspense? No girls with big boobs or violence? Yet so scary it seems, That I soon left the scene, To the bathrooms, my pants for to rinse. The opening was scary and quick, Killer ghost hiding in the attic, We all jumped and we screamed, (It was better than The Ring), And my balls tried to hide 'neath my dick. So if you like movies with frights, Take your girl, gotta see it tonight, She's sure to latch on ya, Tight as pants on Maddona, Until all her knu...

I have a badass 19 and 73 beautifully red five liter Ford Mustang Coupe..........on jackstands. Sigh. Several years ago, whilst (and at the same time even,) stationed in Monterey at the army's language school, I finally convinced my wife that we needed a second car. MUHAHAHA.......little did she know, I was fulfilling my dream of owning a classic muscle car. But we worked it out, and I was able to purchase this Link for about $1800. It's old, but I love it. Since I've picked it up, I'...

I have a badass 19 and 73 beautifully red five liter Ford Mustang Coupe..........on jackstands. Sigh. Several years ago, whilst (and at the same time even,) stationed in Monterey at the army's language school, I finally convinced my wife that we needed a second car. MUHAHAHA.......little did she know, I was fulfilling my dream of owning a classic muscle car. But we worked it out, and I was able to purchase this Link for about $1800. It's old, but I love it. Since I've picked it up, I'...

So here we are at last, the final showdown. I'm ready, they're ready. It's just me and about 1500-2500(actual population of them in the valley) of the meanest mule deer to ever walk the streets of Copperas Cove, about to go face to face, toe to mmmm....well in a showdown anyways...My flamethrowers loaded, and so am I. I grab my tinfoil beanie and reach for the front door knob, when......OH NO!!!! multiple ending syndrome!!!! The Appocalypse ending: I am caught up to heaven with the ange...

So here we are at last, the final showdown. I'm ready, they're ready. It's just me and about 1500-2500(actual population of them in the valley) of the meanest mule deer to ever walk the streets of Copperas Cove, about to go face to face, toe to mmmm....well in a showdown anyways...My flamethrowers loaded, and so am I. I grab my tinfoil beanie and reach for the front door knob, when......OH NO!!!! multiple ending syndrome!!!! The Appocalypse ending: I am caught up to heaven with the ange...

WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! For those who don't know it, I'm a teetotatlaaaaaaaaaaer, man can't type while drunk....... But tonight I'm celebrating my un ETS date. It's like an unbirthday, only today instead of it being not my birthday, it's the day that I don't get out of the army.....thank you stoploss. Well, it would have been nice, but I think last drunk 6 ago years I was the time. So I'm feelin' gooooood.......YEAH. waht are you lookin' at??? ( belligerent glare) Therefore, margaritas and Dr...

WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! For those who don't know it, I'm a teetotatlaaaaaaaaaaer, man can't type while drunk....... But tonight I'm celebrating my un ETS date. It's like an unbirthday, only today instead of it being not my birthday, it's the day that I don't get out of the army.....thank you stoploss. Well, it would have been nice, but I think last drunk 6 ago years I was the time. So I'm feelin' gooooood.......YEAH. waht are you lookin' at??? ( belligerent glare) Therefore, margaritas and Dr...

Tonight, I watch Dvds of the family guy. No blog for you. One day. Instead, here is a nice picture I found on the net of a stained glass piece. Goodnight. Death to the spammer.