What do ya mean I can't march with piano.
Published on November 29, 2005 By Spc Nobody Special In Humor
Well, that's about it. I'm out of money, I'm not making enough, and whatever you're about to suggest for getting a job, I've tried it. Attempting to gain alternate certification for teaching has failed. You have to be able to get hired. So far, I've got half of a position, not enough. The biggest killer at my interviews? Not an experienced teacher. sigh............(so you'd rather finish the year with frickin' substitues?) Solution? Back in the Army I go. Woot.

So now that I now where I'm going, the question is what do I do when I get there? Will they try to cram me back into my old MOS? (the obvious answer being yes, but can they make it stick?) Should I reclass to arabic? Join the Army Band? Why not infantry? Hell, what about special forces? The only thing I can easily rule out is OCS, because I can't afford to wait long enough to get together an officer packet.

Really what it comes down to, is band, or my old MOS, but in arabic. My wife wants me to go Band, but I don't know. I don't know how long the auditioning will take. I don't know if I want to take a job where I'd have to wear class A's all the time, or God help me, dress blues. Plus, like the man said, you can't march and carry a piano, so I'd have to vastly improve my clarinet skills or something. Big bonus though, and an automatic promotion to sergeant. I could stay with the band for just a few years, bone up on my music, let my wife finally get her degree, clean up my finances a bit, and head into professional music when I get out. If I chose to get out. Who knows, professional opera, musical theater, concerts......................

Or Arabic. I'm very, very good at my job, just sucky at the language side with korean. (although oddly enough, this wasn't much of a barrier.) I enjoy being in the know, and having a clearance. I like being a part of what was actually influencing what was going on. On the other hand, in six years I was in, I only actually did that part for less than a year. If I do go this route, it's definitely for the rest of the twenty years to retirement, but then again, that's probable even in the band.

Oh well, we'll see. And remember, don't think of it as rejoining an organization you didn't like (yes, I know, largely my attitude, although not wholly), think of it as being to much of a failure at life to remain a civilian and still make a living. Toodles, and goodnight.

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on Dec 01, 2005
Gid:
Needs more cowbell!

I'VE GOT A FEVER AND THE ONLY CURE IS MORE COWBELL!

X-SPC:
Silly goose, a pianist is a percussionist.

I know that. I was talking about drums or cymbals or something. When someone tried out for marching band and couldn't play a traditional marching band instrument to their level. They made them bass drummers or one girl they put on cymbals.
on Dec 01, 2005
Like, all the sand you were exposed to at the beach in Monterey? Or that caliche crap on west Fort Hood? Maybe on the bottom of the beer bottles in Germany.............


Oh, you've got jokes. I haven't seen the sand in Jersey yet, either.

But you bet your ass you'd be in one of them new-fangled combat brigades schlepping along a Prophet.

How the hell did a trombone player get a combat patch?


Often, band members are deployed attached to a unit as extra personnel. This leaves the state-side bands short-handed and unbalanced between woodwinds and brass... dangerously unbalanced.
on Dec 02, 2005
if you go to monterey, you could run in one of the various events at the big sur international marathon.


Hells yes I could. I swear I'm gonna do that one in the next couple of years, even if I'm in the band and have to take leave to do it. Taking leave and spending the money to fly across country, plus the entry fee, in order to run four hours and then be sick for another two. Heh heh. Is that just plain messed up or what?

Marathons? Whatever. Going back to Monterey means the hot roast beef sandwich at Margie's! And don't forget the Pac-Man Cocktail Table at Round Table Pizza.


Don't forget the little deli out the side gate, they had blackberries as big as my thumb on their cheesecake. And that goofy taco place by fort ord. And the little thai place in San Jose by the convention center with the peanut sauce I would literally kill to get their recipe for. Maybe I should just insist on the language thing..........{drool}

Needs more cowbell!


MORE COWBELL!!!!!!!!!

But you bet your ass you'd be in one of them new-fangled combat brigades schlepping along a Prophet.


Well yeah. Although looking around 15th, lot of noobs........maybe I could convince them that being so experienced at guardrail and all..........right.

Oh, you've got jokes. I haven't seen the sand in Jersey yet, either.


Nobody knows what it's like......to be the sand man..........or be a band man............those Guardrail guys..........

This leaves the state-side bands short-handed and unbalanced between woodwinds and brass... dangerously unbalanced.




It gets even better. Talking to the recruiter today, what with band being stripes for skills, and a long prior service and whatnot, if I pass auditions, I might actually be eligible to come back as STAFF SERGEANT nobody special!!! How cool is that? Bam. Instant E-6, baby. Now I will crush all you lowly specialists. Crush you all. Bow before my might! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Plus, E-6 pay with over 6 years, plus the upgraded BAH, plus the signup bonus, equals major bling factor? If of course it came true..............
on Dec 02, 2005
Ranks in the band are just to have something on their uniforms when they march by. You'll always be SPC Nobody to me!
on Dec 02, 2005
Talking to the recruiter today


I'm glad you're making positive progress on this, whether it pans out or not. E-6 over 6 is pretty sweet, I can tell you (at least compared to what we've been paid in the past, anyway).
on Dec 02, 2005

might actually be eligible to come back as STAFF SERGEANT nobody special!!! How cool is that? Bam. Instant E-6, baby.

YES SARGEANT!

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