And lo, I drove down the street, and I beheld a sign in the east. And under it were drivers, gathered around their pumps by night. And suddenly a multitude of numbers appeared in the heavens saying 2.12 for regular, 2.22 medium, 2.32 for premium unleaded. And there was peace on cement and goodwill towards clerks.
Yea verily, I say unto you this day in the city of Killeen, gas prices have fallen seventy cents in the last two months. And there was great rejoicing throughout the land forever and ever, driving without end., whoopee!!!!! Come back next week, we'll sacrifice a red heifer, or maybe a lamb upon the altar of Texaco.